Judge — September 7, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Oh, the women must work and their brothers must weep— Hush-a-by, sweet, my own! ‘And a vigilant watch by the cradle I'll keep While your mother sails out on the treacherous deep— Hush-a-by, sweet, my own! Trouble not o'er the furious ocean's alarms— Hush-a-by, sweet, my own! For your mother will come to us safe through all harms ‘And will gather us close in her brawny brown arms— Hush-a-by, sweet, my own! Chicago Times-Herald. Take Bromo-Seltzer for insomnia Before retiring—it quiets the nerves. ‘A Wichita man drowned himself because his wife scolded him, It may be necessary for the new woman to reprove her husband, but she should do it gently and kindly.— Kansas City Journal De mos’ dangerous hole in a man’s pocket is at de top —One drop ob scandal will spread ober a whole lifetime.—A good menny men maik deir bes’ time on de wrong track.—Cupid is allus represented as a baby because lub so frequently dies in hits infancy —Gib de people two pieces ob gossip at once an’ dey'll ‘cept de ‘one wid de mos’ slandah in hit.—Ef yo’ wanter git eben wid an enemy fo'get his existence an’ go toe wurk toe amount toe sumthin’.—Arkan- saw Thomas Cat. be WRINKLES REMOVED FOREVER by the magic touch of the modern dermatologist. Bars, mouths and chins are as varied as the number of human beings. No two faces are just alike, and fo two dispositions match exactly ; the features are the index of the character, while the wrinkles are sure indicators of the habits, thoughts or occupations. ‘An unselfish nature, love of art or study, will make a bright, pleasant face, while a selfish, disagreeable person is sure to have a face that does not please any one. Studies, scholarly professions or intellectual pur- Suits when coupled with moral habits brighten the face and give a superior look. post: The last edition came recently. once telegraphed, ** Call him Lazarus on script- ural authority—the Lord said, * Lazarus, come fourth.’ The answer went back, ‘* Suggestion ination won't work. ‘The fourth The editor of a newspaper that has adopted phonetic spelling. in a measure, received a card from an old subscriber in the coun- try which read as follows: ** U hev tuk your per for leven yeres, but if you kant spel eny iter than you have been doin fur the las to months you may jes stoppit. "— Tid- Bits, Twenty drops of Angostura Bitters impart a delicious flavor to cold drinks. Dr. Siegert’s the only genuine, Boston Budget. COMFORT IN TRAVEL. You realize it fully on the North Si A friend at re Lim. look, reporters look inquisitive, mathematicians | studious ‘occupation has much to do with making his facial ex- Mrs. Winstow's Soornine Syrup for Chil- | Ppye" dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums. allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thea, 25 cents a bottle. A school-boy, asked to define the word sob, whispered out, ** It means when a feller don't want ter ety an’ it bursts out itself." — Pittsburg Bulletin. “La Drticatesse” a confection in cheese. Fancy grocers, or ** La Delicatesse” Company, Herkimer, New York. “Vou say." murmured Genevieve sweetly, “that you were led to love me when you first saw me in bloomers?" “Quite right,” said Algernon as he pressed her to his bosom “*I knew that if you didn’t look like very much of in bloomers you must be very beaut ‘hicago Recors Good champagne repairs waste. If you feel tired try a bottle of Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne—vouquet unrivaled. Mamma—* Robbie, did you divide the or- ange in equal parts between your little friend and yourself?" Aobbie—"" Ves'm; I give him the outside and I took all the inside.” — Chicago ruter-Ocean, Natural domestic champagnes are now very popular. A fine brand called "* Golden Age is attracting attention, ‘The pale mauve quality of the alleged base- ball turned out by the local team makes the ju- Uicious grieve.— Minneapolis Journal, 7 Chafing, Itching, Dandruff, The wrinkles that are the effect of dissipation, Of course, have to be pei formed by a skillful derma- tologis many curious and wonderful operation: published by Jona H. Woodbury, Der to any address for ten cents. He is the inventor of Woodbury’s Facial Soap, sample will be sent with each book. he go? To Africa, where the ne-groes. Memphis Social Graphic. 4 Cleveland (Ohio) paper wants ‘* caucuses.” | bany Argus. Rew co" “HARTFORD BICYCLES ax $80. $60. $50 POPE MFGCO. Te may be noticed that soldiers have a hard. severe judges look grave ; and thus we see a man’s trouble, worry, sickness or {rom whatever cause, are easily removed by plastic surgery. These operations, There isa intle book of some one hundred and thirty-two pages, illustrating and describing this book is logist. 127 ‘est 42d street, New York city, and will be mailed which has an extensive sale all over the world. A Ifa man gets his knee broken where should Ifa woman breaks her knee where should she go? To Jerusalem, where the she-neys grow.— three hun- dred and thirty-two good men to watch the We doubt if that many good men can be spared anywhere west of this city.—A/- ited, New York and Boston to Chicago via Michigan Central, ‘‘ The Niagara Falls route ” | Just as the emperor was kissing his wife a servant opened the door. Josephine frowned. ** How often,” she angrily cried, ‘have I told you that I was not to be disturbed when I was enjoying my Nap?” Fifteen minutes later the allied armies were thundering at the gates of Paris.—Rockland Tribune. Stands Alone. Anything “just as good" must be itself. It took over one hundred years to Tearn hovw to do it. The Drink of Americans for Americans by Evans, 2HE CBLELKATED SOHMER KPianos aro tho Best. Foreman—" See here, Maginnis; this Jago here is doing twice the work you are" ** Thot's phwat Ui ve bin a-tellin’ him ter th past hour, but th’ bloody Oitalyan won't shtop.”— Ver- mont Graphic. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach. also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S HITTERS, “Well.” remarked the professor as he saw preparations for running electric wires throught his hitherto picturesque street, “things have changed since ‘Kosciusko’s day. ‘The poles — Boston have everything their own way now. Transeripits OES (Sec dennttses ALE ALDIIOGIA OS PERFECT TOBACCO eo AGENTLEMANS SMOKE THE QUALI TY CANNOT BE IMPROVED SED Post bai for 25 cs, BUR 05 n PAT MOREA ee (co Mr. Gusher (4 would.be suitor) —"* What lovely teeth Miss Smiler has—eh, old man?” Mr. Forceps —" Wim! —er—really. modesty forbids my expressing an opinion, you know.” —WNew York Herald, The only perfect Facet BicycleLantern, = burns’ kerosene ten hours’ ralraffameadjusaple R. P. SEARLE says: “Twas only able to make the speed of 15 miles an hour in the dark because I use: your lamp, which T consider the best in the world today Sold by A. G. SPALDING & BROS. and all Warerooms: 149-158 E. 14th St., New York. Cavrion.—The buying public will please not con” found the ‘Sonnen Yate yh ove of «similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— The fact that a bicvcle bloomer caused a runaway in Central park on Sunday is not so much a reflection on the bloomers as upon the intelligence of the horse.—New York AMail lve excle dealers. of delivered by mrs. Price $5. BRIDGEPORT BRASS CO., Bridgeport Cons: BRASS BAND Prickly Heat, and Odors from Perspiration, Usually yield quickly to the use of and Express. S—0—-H-M-E-R. The kind that never makes you swear, «THE BENEDICT.” ho wear or tea be adjusted with p aiiver and rolled gol Seeve-button. beat, END view. Broadway and Cortlandt 8t., N.Y. Manufactured for the trade by. ENOS RICHARDSON & Co., 23 .Maiden Lane, SEND FOR CIRCULAR. ee view. fect Collar and Cuff Watton BENEDICT DROS., JEWELERS, WHITMAN’ & Per, Delicioos Flavor. INSTANTANEOUS CHOCOLATE." 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