Judge — August 31, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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sum people ah so prompt dat dey waste ha'f Once it was Patrick who did dig |" Mother,” said Johnnie, after deep thought, | She talked on woman's sphere withal deir time gittin’ dar too soon.— Ef we cud ‘The ditches of the land ; | + suppose I'should’knock this vase off the table ‘And felt misused by fate a de whole airth hit wud begin toe shrink | But now in many a job appe and catch it—then I wouldn't catch it, would Because she couldn't make the ball pe vfoonras we got possesshun,— Hit is remark. | That “fine Italian hand.” 12" “*N.n-no, I suppose not,” his ‘mother Go straight across the plate. érble how menny kinds ob fish de debil kin —Utica Herald, slowly assented. ** But,” continued Johnnie, —Louisville Times. 1 wen he baits his hook wid money.—De| - still toying with the vase, ‘if T should knock = ; man who sits down toe wait fo" sumbody’s ole| Get a bottle of Angostura Bitters to flavor |jt off and not catch it—then I would catch it,} Mad luck and poor judgment are twins. — hes will need a cushun on his chair befo’ he | Your soda and lemonade, Dr. Siegert’s the | wouldn't 1?" ** Yes, you would!" his mother | The old fogy is the hay in the harvest of hu- S"tem,—1 doan’ know, but hit occurs toe | Only genuine. ae. grimly returned, this ‘time with quick decision. | manity.—Economical -people are not usually ine dat weneber a lazy man looks toeward ap ier : Rockland Tribune, that way with their advice.— IVest Union (/owa) heaben de angels close de winders.—Arkansaw| An old admiral, yell yoows for his power of i Gazette. , exaggeration, was describing a voyage at suj i‘ - hese ahs | perone nigh. "* While cruising in the Pacific” As a specie. against drspepsia and other \ks. Winstow's Sooriine Syrup for Chil- | he said, ** we passed an island which was nea Lay pad mtg lidrlabs tbothiow' gure ior'as jen [eething : soothes the child, softens the | tively red with lobsters.” ** But," said one o Gist eet Ett g sens, aliays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- | the guests, smiling incredulously, “lobsters are | HOMER'S MIT TE) 25 cents a bottle. not Fed until boiled.” ** Of course not,” replied 2 = the undaunted admiral ; ** but this was a vol-| Some of the sailors on the war-ship Chicago announced the imperial messenger, | amie, island with boiling springs.""—Pearson’s| nave symptoms of typhoid fever. 1s it possible The emperor Nero evinced in- us —— ine the plumbing on, the, cruises Des tod terest “* The contlagration is general,” con | No menu is complete without Cook's Extra Paretinc ad ‘Brocka Eagle: eat Na Cee tinued the officer ; whereat the monarch raised | Dry Jmperial Champagne on it, I not on ask yy g his elbow. ‘There was a period of for it. LEBRATED he populace,” ventured the herald —- | THE CELEBRATED liy, “is making for the open country." The! “I've heard your preacher half-a-dozen | 2 He gure eet the worl tose to hs feet. "In that | times," said the boy who was whittling a stick NPs FORS aM PE PRICES: c said, ‘* you may bring me my fiddle. |** You people pay him three thousand dollars . 6 soe thd concerts fer the Bt ning, |m year. He ain't a bit better'n our preache : ppt 130,440: - (5 *. POSTAGE PAID. which came near getting me impeached, you| and all we pay our'n is nine hundred dollars. ATALOG oe remember." — Detroit Tribune, “Yes; but our preacher says eyether and nye-| Plamos aro tho eee E § ce — ther and your'n don't,” replied the boy who} ‘Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. | COMRORE 18 TRAVEL, was sharpening his knife on his shoe.—Chicazo| » Cayon.—The buying pullic will please not con’ Tribune. found the ‘Soumex, Pato ‘with ‘ove of a similarly Vou realize it fully on the North Shore Lim-| 77? sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— | York and Boston to Chicago via Sentral, “* The Niagara Falls route." S—0—H—M_-E-R. This distinction existed long since, and does LIKE | Women WHITMAN'S still— FLYING INSTANTANEOUS | URBRUG!ST oH eg I presume ‘tis the natural plan— should use—| Lovely woman can always find fault if she will, te her lord will find fault if he can Chicas Tines-Herald, | GOLUMBIA - BICYCLES ARE YOU GOING UP THE STATE? A trip will do you good if you s:tect the Proper route, All West Shore trains are fast, TPRSM and luxurious ; but the National Express, lim- Rene" icycles pret FRom ition, The kind that never makes you swear. ited, leaving New York at 7:30 p.m., arriving | JQ $80 $60. $50 Corey tn pocket, 25 pertect pictures r «THE BENEDICT.” lo 7:40 a. m., is the fastest evening train FALO. Bi gtifoading: Pim exposures) Se z : of New York. ‘Try it and be convinced by aL POPE M FG CO. FORTHp fespiteterdine tra find - rot perfect, Cousr, and, Comt Matton lt Bin ATER Seas SG abled i pete te es "A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS — Poste nerten. [Coc indorece Te a tbe SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. ALL) — Student—‘* Several of my friends are coming is . JEW! READY FOR USE, AND REQUIRES NO MIXING. |to dine here, so I want a big table.” Afine| PWM — Mypedway and Cortlandt St. N-Y. host—"* Just jook at this one, sir. Fifteen Per nds sons could sleep quite comfortably under it. 2 Fliegende Blatter, ALL IMPORTED BE MARTINI TOBACCO. | WHISKEY, HIGHEST IN PRIGE,) 4 HOLLAND’ GIN, FINEST IN QUALITY. Wan , \ VERMOUTH, and = Produced by the French or , ase. mundte, | fa 3 natural process of fermentation in bottle. xo in Bundle. ol | : Highest award at Columbian Exposition. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 25c. For the Sea Shore, A. J. WENHAM’S SONS, Distributing Agents, H. ELLIS & CO,, Baltimore, Md. For the Mountains, __GLEVELAND, OHIO. 4 _THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO,, Successor. For the Fishing Party. 20th Filition—Postpaid for % canta (or etampa) ~ ad Rp herbpraiet dati, ‘or the Summer Hotel. oyHe EUMAN HAIR. MANHATTAN |}! ZorsorsseuRs agree ETO aot AREE! i that of two cock- tails made of the same —— Comat bey materials and propor Lb pani Fics | BEARING A Handsome Complexion AW ublivles fons the one! eh Tsoae of the greatest charms a woman can pos- fetter. THIS sss, Pozzoni's Complexion Powder gives it. For sale on the| Diningand Buffet Cars | NAME of the principal rail- roads of the United ARE THE States. Avcid Imitatices. |G. F. HeuBLein & BRro., sor pnopnicrons, «« Graduated” Elastic Cord ae them so. 39 Broadway, Ns Yor Best {urnishers keep them. Fifty cents and upward. A cheaper model at 25 cts, Sample COURT MCOME | Hartford, Conn., and 20 Piccadilly, W., London, Eng. | pairs mailed for the price. Look for “* graduated cord and the name on every pair. TROY. NY UT For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers, | _ CHESTER SUSPENDER 0. No.8 5 Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mass. ‘Our "stock comprises over 100 ‘sizes of 395 Broadway 9 Fire- and Burglar-proof Safes; also cele- Corner Duane St., brated Screw Door Bank Safe. . Speeifica- tions furnished for Bank, Vault and Safety e9 NEW YORK. Deposit work of most approved construction, 0