Judge — August 24, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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uae Woj. Amer TM Bexnnano Giitam. Garcons, £ Editor. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One cops, for thirteen weeks == tag Including the Cumistuas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries im the postal union. $0.04 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupcr Buitpin Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. SR THE PUBLISHERS of the New Vork weekly JUDGE notify the public that the wie of JUDGE im local advertising schemes by printing and inserting advertising pages betwoorn ite leaves it a direct violation of the publishers’ rights under the copy.” right law, and all copies of JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not be weed Jor such purposts one it authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this manner and they will take prompt measures to stop anybody from so using their paper. Notice is hereby given that the injunction restraining the use of JUD JUDGE PUBL. rd States circuit court has recently granted an in that way. HING COMPANY, 110 Fifth aven: (9 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Junce are protec.ed by copy: fighit in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be Promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THE CUP THAT CHEERS—Consult the Defender about it, THE NEW WOMAN has taken the very shirt off the old man’s back. A. NEW LAW teaches us that itis sin- ful fora man to let his beard grow on Sunday AN INFLUX of fleas in Chicago has decided that city to claim two mill- ions more of population. ay BULGARIA is a nest of hornets, and half the monarchs of Europe want to stick a sword through it. THE WORLD felt better when it heard that the poor Indians had got away from those Princeton students. IF FERDINAND of Bulgaria had any self-respect he would hire some assas- sins to come around and kill him. CHINA has ordered several Krupp guns. So the fighting on the Chi- nese side is going to begin, is it? RODMAN WANAMAKER is chided for giving a dinner in Paris that cost is twenty thousand dollars. Huh! wasn't the dinner opened with prayer? ME. GLADSTONE is right in the dec- laration that the Liberal party can stand on its record; anyhow it has nothing else to stretch its last legs on. Mx. Jounso: A SCIENTIST says it would take a flag as large as Ireland ahd a pole five hundred miles long to signal Mars successfully. Ah, well;. per- haps we needn't annex that planet till next year. sefF BLOOMERS have come to Times-Herald,"\ want to di y,"" writes @ lady in’ the Chicago Why this haste?” Is-she quite certain that they don't dress that way over there? A SUIT bas been brought in Indiana against a physician for refusing to attend a case of small-pox. We may therefore seriously ask whether a physician has a right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. A MAN in Wayne county eloped to the nearest parsonage with a girl and married her, and before the two had reached home the girl eloped with another man. Is it not possible to be too expeditious? FIVE THOUSAND PERSONS saw two negroes hanged in s North Carolina, the other day. lynching directly. They want bury, People of this kind will put a stop to chance to see the show themselves. REPRIMAND. Mx. Jounson (fo son)—"* Whar am dat brack brudder ob ¥—"* He dun gone cuttin’ sticks, pop.” “Dar, now ; dat’s niggah all ober. doan’ yo’ Gorrec’ yo" furzeology an’ say he am ampertatin’ timbah, niggah, an’ talk laik white folks?" JUSTICE FOR WOMEN. LET WOMEN withdraw from the church, as proposed by some women of Kansas and as has been done by a lady of Brooklyn, on the prin- ciple “‘no taxation, without representation,” and how long will the church exist? And the principle is right. Men have fought for it ever since the world began; and Christian men certainly believe in giving, even to wo- men, the fair play they demand for themselves. We hope for the best, but there is material for a revolution here. THE UNFORTUNATE MAN. PRESENTLY we shall hear of the rights of an outraged man. He is ignorant and passionate, but sympathetic and affectionate. The woman with whom he lives suddenly deserts him. He begs her to return, but she laughs him to scorn. Then he kills her and the law says it will kill him. ‘Then petitions are sent out in his behalf and the governor par- dons him, The woman Barberi will, we trust, continue to live; but is it not a poor rule that doesn't work both ways? THE TOO-TUTORED SAVAGE, IXTEEN BANNOCK INDIANS were killed for poaching. That is the truth, though it is gently remarked that they perished because they tried to escape from their captors, which, of course, is a greater crime. They hunted on territory which had been wrested from them by superior force and duplicity, and paid the penalty with their lives, which were as good lives to them as any white man’s life is to him. “And this to ste make a holiday for the civilized white men yt by whom they are surrounded. OH, NO! SPEAKING especially of bicycles. a summer-resort writer says athle! and sport have ruined flirtation That is not true. In acontest between flirtation and anything else the anything will be worsted, Flirtation is a more or less proper attendant of whatever goes on, and the wheel carries it into hitherto inacces- sible places, if there is any place to which it has not belonged. Let us not expect too much of the modern vehicle, It car- ries the identical kind of human nature that has existed since the world began. > 2 4 ete Meelis oro .THE AFFLICTIVE HORSE. TWO KENTUCKIANS quarreled while trying to swap horses, and immedi- ately shot each other to death. Incidents like these make the disappearance of the horse a desirable consummation, We suppose there was never a horse-trade yet that did not draw the inherent dishonesty of the swappers to the surface with the strength of a powerful plaster. Horse- trading has emptied pulpits and left no church-officer the right to pass the contri- bution-box. It is amazing that the pro- fessional reformers did not prohibit him ages ago. Why SAFETY IN LOVE-MAKING. © RS. POTTER PALMER says that as she understands the new woman she does not like her. She accuses the new woman of boat- ing, cycling and other mannish sports, and of mannish dressing, for the purpose of bringing herself closer to the young man of the period, and she thinks i€ is merely a matter of time when the woman leads in love and does the proposing. This is dreadful, but there is one comfort. Unless she learns-to-shoot she won't be able to kill her sweetheart, and the pro- posal will be-by far safer than it is now. THE SUPERFLUOUS DOG. THE SUMMER VACATION in the country is largely ruined by the vicious dog. Boarders and wheelers, pedestrians and riders in car riages, are alike afraid of him, and the wonder is that he hasn't been shot to the extent of extermination. There are some farmers who have three or four of these miserable brutes. If they keep them as a protection against tramps or burglars, certainly the cure is worse than the trouble and the loss, ‘There are a hundred thousand dogs in New Jersey alone that ought to be killed within the next ten minutes. yelping, howling, fl and safety, Their existence is a -bitten, lousy protest against all manner of decency comicbooks.com