Judge — August 24, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Ir leads the world of travel in all things— comfort, eafety, laxary, and speed; Itintrodaced block signals, and all else ‘Tending to give, with safety, quickest time; ‘The vestibale, electric lighting, baths, Ladies’ maids, barbers, stock Teports, buffets, ‘Typewriters, dining, and observation care— losbort, “The Pennsylvania Linatted.”” Itgives to all desiring privacy, pent cars equipped par excellence. the shortest, quickest. best of lines From North and East to South and West, jew York to Chicago, 23; Toate, 9. ‘emnlate, but equal, none, DARD RATLROAD OF AMERICA NDRUFF. 1 WOODBU: of Woodbury’s ms TAN 5 scalp neon ne yea wea # iat Soup THE VILLAGE ORACLE. Beneath the weather-beaten porch ‘That shades the village store He sits at ease, an aged man Of three-score years or more That ample seat for him is placed Beside the open door. His face is very keen and shrewd, ‘And piercing are his eyes, As with an air of prophecy Ie scans the cloudy skies ; And children look with awe on him, For he is weather-wise. And jolly farmers, riding by On fragrant loads of hay, Call out ‘* Good-morning. Uncle Dan !* And ‘Will it rain to-day ? And boys who would a-fishing go ‘Await what he will say, * Wa-al. ef th’ wind should change about" (They listen eagerly ; Bat he is very slow and calm, For thus should prophets be) * Mebbe them clouds will bring us rain; But I dunno,” says he. And ever, as the seasons come ‘And as the seasons go, ‘The oracle is asked the signs Of wind or rain or snow. And still he never hesitates ‘To answer I dunno.” —Cleveland Leader. 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Tb Fo peat rpm lnar e-beam >see penne aeetrrron Alds Digestion. Improves the Appetite. Established 1869. Capital $1400,000.00, ADAMS’ PEPSIN TUTTI-FRUTT CHEWING CUM. fave the coupons in each Five-cent: Ma fare tea" as the irininaters of the now. workd Ubewing Gums. ADAMS & SONS CO., Sands Street, Brooklyn, N.Y. PRANCTSOO, CAL. TORONTO, ONT. Clears the Throat, Patented 1871. cmrca0o, 111. ‘LONDON, ENG. comicbooks.com