Judge — August 10, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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W. J. Anwett., "Banxwano Gittam 1M. Guncomy, Editor D ONCE A WEEK. z RIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE One copy, one year. or s2 numbers + $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.se One copy, for thirteen weeks = 1:38 Incliding the Cuxistatas Jupce. RIPTIONS—To alt foreign countries in the portal union, $0.00 a year THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (junc: Lu Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. FOREIGN SUBSC CR THE PUBLISHERS of the Nevo Vork weekly JUDGE notify the public that the wee of JUDGE in local advertiving schemes by printing and inserting advertizing pages between ite leaves it a direct viel right law all copies of JUL Je publishers’ rights under the copy se express condition that they will not No one is authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this res £0 440 E are sold upo be wed for such purposes anyhody from so using their paper ¢ is hereby d States circuit court has recently granted aw impaction restr COMPANY, 110 Fifth avenue, New York. FP NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Jeoce are protected by copy: fght in both the United States and Great Hritain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. {QUESTION seems to be whether Coggeshail or Coggeshan't ARE no mosquitoes in New Jersey this year. ‘They have only cyclones there now. F JUDGE GAYNOR had been cre- ated first we should have had a better universe. HE LIBERAL PARTY of Eng- land has gone to dinner and won't be back till next year. THE IMPRESSION prevails in Ken- tucky that Blackburn talks best when he doesn't say something. THE LIBERTY of the citizen wil not be quite complete until I get into the white-house.—D. B. Hill, THE SCOTCH EDITOR who says Mrs. Lease is a man with a femi- nine nom de plume would be quite un- safe in Kansas. cee HE TRAINING guished pu of two distin- us consists largely of explanations as to how they are go- Gemmen ing to whip each other. teen clllateral am axcepted THE BUSINESS of the country must be improving. the writers of articles to that effect find it so much easier to borrow money. LEASE says bicycle-riding is the next thing to ‘having wings; and we know that as a result of the more serious accidents it fre- quently produces them. MAB TWAIN has made one fortune, and the world will stand by him in his effort to make another. But poverty may be a blessing. He was never brighter than he is to-day. N EXT YEAR the Democrats of Kentucky will nominate several duel- ists on a peace platform, and if there is a woman's ticket old Mr. Breckinridge will go right to the head of it. EDO not believe “that women willwate in ‘ninety-six;-vet itis sig- nificant that Benjamin Harrison promptly contradicted the report that he disapproved of bloomers on the bicycle, and did it with the utmost emphasis. TO AND TWO make four, and three and one make four We hope there is not ging ta be a controversy as to which is ght; bue if there is it can hardly be more absurd than the question whether the United States is a nation or the same are a nation, TITLE CL Mr. Fownen (who dropped into the game late, but went broke carly) Lis broke. but ef dis chicke nee)—" Sit in, Mis THE MEANNESS OF ORGANIZATION. THEY TELL of a mugwump army somewhere that wants to repudiate its general because he acts as if he were the boss. The smaller offi- cers resent his authority, and the.privates are incensed against him and the smaller officers alike. And when the privates come to be the bosses they mean to quarrel themselves and all the officers to death, THE LITTLE JUGGLER. SENATOR HILL is always looking for opportunities. and one that comes within his reach seldom gets away from him. Likewise he is an artist in the great work of keeping himself before the public But the excise question is not large enough for the state, and it is not potent enough to put this town back into the hands of the partially resurrected Tammany THREE HAPPY GIRLS, THE THREE GIRLS of the president must win their way on their own merits, if they win at all. They are not likely to be nominated to anything solely because of the prominence of their pa. ‘They are thus relieved alike of the conspicuous admiration of the foolish politician and the persistent satire of the newspaper-buzzer who calls the son of a presi- dent the prince. THE WOMAN WHO KILLS. RECORDER GOFF is right in his judgment that murder is murder whether it is done by a woman or aman. The person killed is not the less unfortunate because of the sex of the one who kill and the crime is the more revolting and unnatural when perpetratéd by a woman If sentiment were to rule there would be no suffi- cient punishment for murder. But we hope it will yet transpire that the act of Maria Barberi was sufficiently justifia- ble to save her life. THE DESCENT OF MAN. A MB. FOOTE of Bainbridge, New York, who is now dead, was badly affected by his food. If he ate mutton it made him bleat like a sheep; if beef he bellowed like an ox, and if chicken he scratched for worms His son ate irrel one day and immediately climbed a tree and, falling therefrom, broke his neck. This is degeneracy. We are evoluting the wrong way. Ja- cob Coxey ate of mule and started a paper at Massillon, Ohio, and there are other proofs quite as convincing. OUR GOOD COUSINS. se RLARST THE AMERICANS, anyhow!" is a favorite expres- sion of some portion of the British public. It was popular a hundred years ago, and it has been growing in popularity with every contest between ‘The dislike thus expressed is not unnatural; but it would be more graceful! if it did not engender, first, the disposition to steal a victory from an American, and, second, the cowardice that hits an American when he happens to be down. st n.Fowlah; sit in, sah. Yo" the two countries since. A CRYING EVIL. * CLERGYMAN of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, was pricked by a hat- pin in the hand of a young woman, and died of blood-poisonin The fact has long been patent that young women carry tov many pins in their clothing. Those around the waist are particularly dangerous, and if they do not kill they invariably lacerate. | Why should a woman make an armory of herself? Why should she go around like a live, mean men- ace, threatening death to those by whom she is surrounded ? THE ‘PROPER KIND OF KNEESGAP, A EADY advances the idea that the feminine knee-cap is so adapted to trousers that no|woman who wears that garment will have it bag at the cap. This is plainly proposition for the sexes to change garments at least so far as the leg is concerned, for there is no man living who has hot mourned at the disfigurement of his leg by the garment that, it ap- pears, ought to belong to the other sex. And the world has lived all these years without dreaming of the remedy proposed! It seems sometimes as if the investigators of this end of the century were too smart to live. comicbooks.com