Judge — July 27, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“Is Mars inhabited?” Much vexed ‘The question—we still vex it. Bat if it is pray tell me why Chicago doesn't annex it? —Albany Argus, Mas \WINnsLow’s Soornine Syxup for Chil- ild, softens the ‘ums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- dren ‘teething; soothes the ricea, 25 cents a bottle. Clancy—"* Oi see Casey 's bin married tin years an’ has no childer.” Afike O' Bull—" Vis, Faith, Oi t'ink thot's hereditary in his family. = Philadelphia Record. Cook's Extra Dry Champagne is the wine for Its purity and bouquet commends Americans, it to them, The ordinary woman places as much thought a new hat as ona new husband.—Les An- Express. Asa specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTE! Softly—" Inkerman’s ads get bigger every How can he pay out so much for big Hardly—"* By making ‘em bigger every = weel ads week."—Printers’ Ink, y “We could not N improve he gaat if paid double the price” A 2oz Trial Package st Paid for 250% Pre Tebacco that can be found in any part of the" World” ~ Enjoy Life. 2ISMAR BITTERS once a day ill give you a strong s an acti tomach and er Cafes Headache, Dyspepsia, Debility, id everywhere. 7c: well preserved. Sol ILDS New York. 's Prescript inca and ‘A cure tn every case. 3c. butte, Dort let Whiskey, get the bestorson Get the besborit. OVERHOLT. RS =) oe é GK Nothing makes love sweeter and tenderer | than a little previous scolding and freezing, just as the grape-clusters acquire by a frost before vintage thinner skins and better flavor.—Kich- ter, “Shape up" with Bromo-Seltzer. No better bracer—Trial bottle, 10 cts. The new woman might make a hit by put- ting pockets in her bloomers.—Chicago Times- Herald. 7 REDUCED RATES TO BALTIMORE. The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets to Baltimore from all points on its lines east of Ohio river at one fare for the round trip, Tickets will be sold July 16th and 17th, valid for return passage until August sth. For time of trains and full details call or write nearest Baltimore and Ohio agent. ‘The rate from New York will be $5.30, and correspondingly low rates from other points, The new woman is going to be a very con- venient thing to blame unpleasant things on.— Washington Post. Never Fiat The bottle? Yes—but Evans’ India Pale Ale NO! Turn the bottle upside-down, downside-up, any way Clear— NO Sediment. As a DRINK “just the thing” for men and pecially connoisseurs, it stands alone. Two years in cask, bottled scientifically, mel- low, and will keep in any climate, At all Summer Resorts. Brewery and Bottling Works, Hudson, N. Y. C.H. EVANS & SONS. De wurst enemy of de industrious wurkin’ man is de wurkin'-man who won't wurk. all de debbils was cut out of some people dey ‘ould look like walkin’ skeletons.—Ef peeple could sce demselbs as uddahs see dem dar ‘ould be a great meny mo’ suicides.—De man dat boasts dat he is nobody's fool usually is so frum de fac’ dat no one takes him w’en he gibs himse’f away.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. ON YOUR SUMMER OUTING =23==> BONBONS,Z CHOCOLATES 863 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. ‘CANES SEAT BY MAL OF EXPRESS TO ALL PANTS OF THE COUNTET, ‘WAR CRBERS RECHVE BEST OF ATTENTION, ° Mother—* My child, don’t you realize that you will soon be a woman?” Dang hter—"* Oh, dear! these styles have got me all mixed up,” —Detreit Tribune, CORLISS BROS & CO TROY.NY : Have Been Sung Fer . Over Half a (entury = The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle takes the position that a Republican paper which re- ceives the approbation of Democratic organs makes a mistake. Any paper which receives the approbation of any organ makes a mistake An organ is an idiot. It has neither the intel- ligence of a parrot nor the mechanical fidelity of a phonograph.—Brooklyn Eagle. Get a bottle of Angostura Bitters to flavor your soda and lemonade, Dr. Siegert’s the only genuine. Moberly—* You look pretty happy for a man who's on his way to the dentist's to have two teeth extracted.” Manson (with great joy)— “You see if I didn't yo to the dentist's I'd have to stay at home to my wife's five-o'clock tea."—Chicago Record. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos are tho Best. Warerooms: 149-165 E. 14th St., New York. Cavtion.—The buying public will please not con’ found the Soumen Pisso’ with ‘one’of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— S—0—-H-M-E-R. First New Yorker—*1 wish to know where that pretty girl who lives next door to me is going this summer.” Second New Yorker— “Why?” First New Yorker—** | would like to go there and get acquainted with her."—Mew York Herald, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. We have made and sold the original Hand- Made Water Cracker for o¢ years. Every Cracker is stamped simply and plainly Seven letters only! No more, no less! Count ‘them, and ac- no cracker stam; other=' ise tf you want the original. ESTABLISHED 1801. “Please, sir,” whistled the boy with two front teeth missing, ‘* Minnie Williams's mother says Minnie can’t come to school ‘cos she's got a stitch in her side.” "* Who is Minnie Will- iams’s mother?” the new school-teacher asked “She's the dressmaker.” ‘The teacher turned reflectively to the black-board, “* How won- derful are the influences of heredity !" he mut- tered. —Rockland (Maine) Tribune, Or, 19 Murray St., New York City. FASE FOR MAR ONY, frottams tc ESPs Westen, Rouen, Man DEAFNESS and Head Noises relieved by using Wilson's Common Sense ‘ectontin Hmplo, comfortable and Ear'Drum in the worts Helps were Tnedical skill falls, M)wire or striog ‘write tor pamphlet. YSPEPSIA...... «Pabst Malt Extract, The «Best’ Tonicisa remedy | have found always gives perféct satis- faction to my patients where a tonic is indicated, and especially in dyspepsia or any form of indi- estion. Having been a ‘dyspep- ic’ myself, | can truly say | never found tonic that gave me so much benefit for the short time | have used it, and | am fully convinced it isin every sense THE ‘Best’ Tonic in the mar- Ket."—De WH. Mosetey, Sparta, Wis FIVE LITTLE BOOKS WILSON EAR DRUM CO., Sit Trot Bide, Lost teen {ites renaveysBewYerte” TO THE: YOUNG FACE Poszoni's Complexion Powder gives fresher charms, to the old renewed youth, Try it, comicbooks.com