Judge, 1895-07-20 · page 13 of 16
Judge — July 20, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with one notable satirical poem at the top. ## The Satirical Content "The Very New Woman" by Ella Starr mocks the emerging "New Woman" movement of the 1890s—women seeking independence, education, and rights. The satire is backhanded: it describes an idealized woman who is healthy, attractive, and carefree, yet concludes she's "just a tiny baby-girl—Born Last Week." The joke suggests that despite feminist aspirations, these women remain intellectually immature and incapable of solving real problems ("how to raise her trampled sex"). Her ambitions allegedly culminate only in emotional outbursts. The humor depends on Victorian assumptions that women's suffrage and educational pursuits were inherently absurd—presenting the "New Woman" as simultaneously infantile and dangerously ambitious. ## The Advertisements The remaining page features period product ads (olive oil, whiskey, hair treatments, pile ointment) typical of 1890s magazines, with no apparent political content beyond reflecting contemporary consumer culture.
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THE VERY NEW WOMAN, She's all that one could wish for; she's healthy arid all that Her hair is rather thin, but then her cheeks are round and fat There’s a sweet, bewitching dimple in the mid- die of her chin, And the thing that most distresses her may only bea pin. Mer langs are truly lusty and her eyes are clear and bright ; For she never burns the midnight oil—she's not so erudite. sie’s bound to rule the universe, especially \lready he’s her willing slave—dethrone her if you can, Verplexing thoughts contract her brow; some problem she would solve ; Just how to raise her trampled sex no doubt she would evolve Her long-pent-up emotions burst in one cres- cendo shriek— she's just a tiny baby-girl— Born Last Week. —Ella Starr. The kind that ever makes you swear. «THE BENEDICT.” Only perfect Collar and Cuft Button obi ron ‘a wedge, made. eno view. be a Ge E> sioe view. DUDEK te BENEDICT DROS, JEW Broadway and Cortlandt St, N.Y. Manufactured for te trade by ENOS RICHARDSON & CO, NAGE Guameacne. PRODUCED BY THE TRENCH OAMATURAL ROCESS OF FERMENTATION IN DOTTLE. APER THAN IMPORTED. Weyou cannot aetceaateds ty OVER A EMTTTICN FES NOW IN USE Neon? _ » Departure If this was an advertisement of something you are inter- ested in, how many people do you think would see it ? We are positive that in one issue it would be reflected in eyes, TWO MILLION JUDGE is never de- stroyed; read and re-read Leghorn, Italy, A trial will convince you that Golden Secpire e=IS PERFECTION. <> Prices—t Ib. $1.30; Send 10 cents for sample package. Ib. 40 cents. Postage paid. Catalogue free. SURBRUG 159 Fulton Street, New York City. Rae’s Lucca Oib eS’ rote on. Received the following awards at the COLUMBIAN EXPOSITION. “For Purity, Sweetne “For Excellence of the Product and Size of Manufacture.” GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY PURE BY Established 1836. SS » and Fine, Olive Flavor.’ ** [was reading somewhere that stout people seldom commit crime." “Well, you see it is difficult for them to stoop to anything low.” —Pick- Me-Up. JFLEMING'’S 00 export as WHISKEY. Guaranteed 8 Years Old. FINEST RYE WHISKEY IN AMERICA. Fun Quart 1 don. Case, Dressage prepald acinus teeta Ou receipt of pri CRatple'ecat"free ‘on appt Jos. Fleming & Son, DISTILLERS, PITTSBURG, - PA. yall ret clasa Cafés, Grocerg and Druggists 1d 2oz. sample will be sent, expresage 15.00 ates 801d by Bend prepatds ots ae Ritvere pasties sane |THE HAI cay. Gray, and the Ry 2h Baltion 255 Why, Me ate ‘By Prof 1S’ Areh St Yh this ttle "bo w etampe). of Taree, ts ail" prices retailers Ronee “Javer. Every copy of Jupce: for 1894, two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for 9. Send orders promptly. Jadge Pablishing Co., Is a suRE cone 110 Fifth Avenac, DR. WILLIAMS? INDIAN PILE OINTMENT TE" | Prixs. Gives instant relief. Every box is warranted. Sold by drug- BE Be Sent by mail on receipt of price, 60 cents and $1.00 per box. WILLIAMS M’F'G CO,, Props., Cleveland, 0. until worn out. NEW YORK. comicbooks.com