Judge — June 22, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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mL W. J. Anxi + LM. Gurcony, Editor. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCR. One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 Z One copy. for thirteen weeks = res eo - Including the Curist#as Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt foreign countries in the postal union, $0.00. year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupcr. BurtptNe), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. (B-THE PUBLISHERS of the New Vork weekly JUDGE netify the public that ig schemes by printing and inserting advertising a direct violation of the publishers rights under the copy nd all copics of JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not poset, No one is authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this Ul take prompt measures to step anybody from so using their paper. hereby given that the United States circuit court has recently granted an injunction restraining the use of JUDGE in that wa; JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, 110 Fifth avenue, New York. £27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoce are protected by copy- ght in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted, THE FINANCIAL VIEWS of Senator Hill have the ring of the two metals, eee T FOLLOWS, of course, that Actor Irving will do business mostly of the one-knight kind, THE LADY who bikes will do well to read the story of the wise and the foolish virgins. . . WE JUDGE from news of sev- eral violent deaths in Florida shat even the alligator will turn. o. HAVING temporarily closed their debate, Orators Corbett and Fitzsimmons have gone into execu- tive session, JINGO may be too enthusias- tic, but on the other hand he is ashamed to lie down in the mud and ask somebody to step on him. . eee JUDGE GRESHAM broke up “John A. Morris's lottery busi- ness; but in the lottery of death Morris got a few hours ahead of him. THE QUESTION has arisen, when wife and mother-in law live together which should rule? ‘There is but one proper answer. They should not live together. OME ROBBERIES in Newark, New Jersey, are believed by the police to have been done by the still advancing woman, She will do better presently, but just now she leaves money and hooks ostrich-plumes. it's shwift Case; THE BOARD of aldermen of Boston asks the Massachusetts legislature to abolish that branch of the city government. This is a voice of thunder from the seat of wisdom to the seat of idiocy called the house of lords. THERE IS TALK, according to the Buffalo Enguirer, of running Wilson S. Bissell for governor, Mr. Bissell, we think, will find it more profitable to discover a press of private business before than after his nomination. THE MORMONS of Utah, many of whom still practice polygamy, think they can control their state, when it is a state, through equal suffrage by controlling the votes of their women. If they can do that there must be many arrests for outrage of the ballot-box. THE EMPEROR of China says he did lots of praying for his empire, and he is shocked and astonished that it didn’t s of his generals and the courage of his armies. to go out and get licked a few times himself? ve the competency How would it do for him FALLING INTO LINE. It's not fer. thot, do yez moind ; it's fer th’ openin’ av his Madysin-shquare roof-gardin nixt Chuesday noight.”” A SOLEMN WARNING. A WOMAN in Nebraska killed herself because she couldn't get an office. Let us consider. Is this fair land to be billowed with graves throughout its length and breadth? The emotions are not to be thrust upon us in connection with our statesmanship, and hysterics are not poli- tics, THAT WOMAN. AS A JUMPER. HE AMBITION of the new woman stops at nothing. One of her, named Lizzie Davis, has made up her mind to jump from the Brook- lyn bridge, and having accomplished that we suppose she will open a saloon, smoke real tobacco, drink real whisky, and finally hire somebody to write her a play. VERY BAD PROGRESS. THERE HAVE been too many cases of the lynching of women, black as well as white. Some of the women have been killed and some merely tarred and feathered. The men engaged in this miserable business ought to be hanged; yet it shows that the new woman is making herself felt both as to action and the fearful responsibility that has belonged here- tofore solely to the other sex, THE MATTER WITH THEIR MINDS. TRUST that Justice Harlan and General Schofield have a firm clutch on their intellects, but it is suspicious as well as absurd that they want to run for president on the Democratic-populistic ticket. Why retire to private life with such a flourish of trumpets and banging of drums as would follow their names on a national ticket that was beaten six months ago? IS CHARLES ALGERNON DEAD? Not LONG AGO Lewis Morris, who expected the poet-laure- ateship from Mr. Gladstone; leaped for the riding equipage of one of . the royal household, evidently in- tending to do something heroic and poetic, and was arrested. It was suspected that he was slightly in- sane; but the possession of genius explains away a little thing like that, and everybody congratulates him on his knighthood But ‘what has become of Mr. Swinburne, who is greatly his superior; or has the queen gone blind? SOME LOST GEOG- RAPHY. THERE WAS A_ PROPOSI- TION at the beginning of the Hawaii trouble to marry the queen to a Japanese prince; and we are told further that Kalakaua at one time wanted to marry Kaiulani to somebody of the same royal estab- lishment. Had either of these plans been carried out it would have been easy to get into a bad fix with the little warriors of the new great power of the east. But never mind that. Let us consider the frightful fate of the prince who might have been selected for Liliuokalani. in dicoratin’ fer th’ Foort 0° July.” YESTERDAY AND TO-DAY. EMMA WILLARD of the famous girls’ seminary of Troy was wont to invite the good boys of that town to meet her good girls in her par- lors; and now a frank, honest lady of numerous years says the girls dis- liked the good boys and made sport of them, very much preferring the bad boys who were not invited to those solemn receptions. We learn therefore that they had the same kind of tender human nature in those old days that prevails now, and are again prepared to indorse the remark of Solomon that there is nothing new under the sun. WHY GORE? A DEMOCRATIC EDITOR says he wants to wade in gore up to his, neck for David B. Hill. Why this very prevalent desire to wade in gore? Governor Waite and a good many others have it whenever they want to be emphatic. What good would it do anybody or any cause to wade in gore? What kind of a battle would it be that would furnish gore enough for such exercising?—and this is a period of profound peace There is so much talk of wading in gore that it has come to be sickening. Why doesn’t somebody actually do it? Almost anybody ought to be willing to furnish the gore. comicbooks.com