Judge — June 15, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Two girls were riding in a Pittsburg cable-| Here is a bit of delicious repartee from Law- car and one of them was reading a comic paper. | yer Joseph H. “ [don't see the point to this joke,” said the | ner, when Mr. reader as she displayed to her companion a| table, Mr. Choate was asked who he would pt ‘cture. It represented a man in. his shirt-|fer to be if he couldn't be himself. He hesi What is the use in seeking wealth, hoate of New York. Ata din- Destroying soul and brain, It nothing gives but pain? But ah! the secret here we greet ; is a girl, you see?"—, T would like to be Mrs. Choate’s second hus- band."—New York Advertiser, Mrs, Winstow’s Soortine Syrup for Chil- n ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ‘ums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diat-| ‘The Blakeslee Easy Arm Band advertised in theea, 25 cents a bottle. Jupoe really is a joy forever. It has won its — way into all parts of the world on merit. “Do you find that novel-writing pays?" ask- ed an unsophisticated friend of a modern nov-| Chinese diplomat—"* Rejoice with us. We clist, “ Pays?" he replied, ‘*1 should say it nectady Union, family has a grand name,” he observed. have made terms of peace with the Japs.” CAi-|with a promptness sufficient to suggest is coming out. And that doubles my profits.” | of blood left in our veins."— Buffalo Express, | him.—Detroit Tribune, “* How does it?” ‘* My wife sends in guesses nd Mrs, Choate sat at the same Since folks declare who have been there | was frustrated.— Mew York Commercial Adver- Sleeves with a tiny baby on his lap, and was| tated for a moment, apparently running over Itis the kind of pain that's sweet. Headache caused by worry or stomach labeled “The new woman.” ‘The other girl|in his mind the great ones on earth, when his —Boston Courier. Trouble speedily cured by Bromo-Seltzer. was thoughtful for a few moments and then |eye fell on Mrs. Choate, who was at the other ae —_ she said, ** Oh, that’s plain enough, ‘The bab: d of the table, looking at him with intense| To keep your digestive organs in order, get a —"* Miss Fi ‘a girl, and of poids ‘its quite new. Dont bance eat fatereat depicted ia her face, and | bottle of the genuine baler Bitters, manu- eerie tet rcclcarienaton pie a nd burg Chronicle -Telegraph, he suddenly replied, ** If 1 could not be myself | factured only by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. 7 A little girl being asked who was the great-| 7vacher est man in the country hesitated a minute and| — Detroit Free Press, then falteringly replied, ‘* Great Scott.""—Sche- She had now become desperate. ‘*Your| popular. A fine brand called “Golden Age would prefer almost any other,” she rejoined li i Adam was proudly conscious that he never did, Let me tell you how I work it. I write | nese general—* What's that you siy? Peace?|she had given the subject thought. After a a story of mystery and sell it to some syndicate. | Yield to the Wojen? Never! I am making |time she sat as one in a trance and wondered hen the newspapers that publish it offer prizes | twenty thousand yen a month out-of the sol- | what would be the chances of his tumbling if a to the reader who will guess first how the plot | diers’ pay. Let us fight while there is a drop | wheat-elevator were to precipitate itself upon The attempt of O'Donovan Rossa to blow up the British house of commons with his mouth tiser, accordance with our modern methods.” Ais Fields— indeed? What is wrong with it?’ You never capitalize Min money. Natural domestic champagnes are now very "7 | is attracting attention. that made a mistake in his boyhood.— 7ammany Times, ‘The press is the foe of rhetoric but the friend of reason.—Colton. and takes the prizes."—Buffalo Express. 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