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wide W. J. Aunt Brpwano Gives TM. Guncons, Editor. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK TERMS TO SU UNITRD SYATRS AND CANADA IN ADYANCR, One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One cop weeks == 1.35 Incliding the Cwurstatas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreien countries in the postal union, $0.00 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce Buitptnc), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. (Ar THE PUBL the ute of JUDGE tm local of the New Vork weekly JUDGE notify the public that rtising schemes by printing and inserting advertising paces between its leaves it a direct vielation of the publishers’ rights under the copy- right law, and all copies of JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not be used for such purposes, No one is authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in thit manner. and they will take prompt measures to stop anybody from 40 using their paper. Notice is hereby given that the United States circuit court has recently granted an jon restraining the use of JUDG « JUDGE PUBLISHI. inyun 110 Fifth aven! 27 NUFICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Junce are protected by copy- night in both the United States and Great Britain, Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. WHATEVER she may wear, a pretty girl is a perennial bloomer. DR: BUCHANAN may be mentioned as one of the kind that hangs fire. NEW VERSION by Japan—To France, Germany and Russia belong the spoils. W'TH MRS. LEASE going around as a hypnotist. no unprotected man is safe, HE MAN accepted as a juror has his certificate of idiocy. Is this the privi- lege of trial by one’s peers? WHEN BLACK WOMEN as well as black men are lynched in the south, what shall be 3 id of southern chivalry? vee THE BICYCLE has its limit, Two or three riders have demonstrated, sadly but successfully, that it cannot run down a street-car or a coal-wagon. RY has learned some- since Jackson's time,” says the Buffalo Enguirer to Senator Hill. What! the Democratic part of it? ADLAL STEVENSON hadn't better let Senator Brice boom his presidential boom, because the United Sta the Ohi unlike Dest legislature, are not for sale. watches,” THE BOAST of an old man that he never felt so young is a confession of weakness. He fears there isa suspicion abroad to the opposite effect. i. A WOMAN claims that Senator Fair wanted to kiss her fifteen hundred times. The senator was almost as copious with his kisses as his last testaments. THERE IS MALICE. in Senator Hills suggestion that a southern Democrat run for president. ‘The south was more than rude to him at the Chicago convention, and he wants satisfaction eee THERE IS A GOOD DEAL of world outside of the church which Heber Newton Samson is trying to pull down, and if he occupied a little of it the church would be safer and he might save his own life. THERE IS LIFE in this Cuban revolution. ‘The insurgents have victories and have chosen a president for their republic. The Spanish are whistling some enormous lies to keep their courage up, and are said to have robbed their prisons to make a beggarly army for the emergency. But the new president must be extremely cautious or he will lose his head before he gets his inauguration. DENNIS STOOD TREAT. * Phwat are yez doin’ wi Pat—" Not an yer loife ‘lis “Show yer samples an’ prove yersilf a loi Par (opening basket)—" Niver! Gaze an thim foine pair av DECORATE. ENSIONS FOR VETERANS? Why, surely. But for them no union, no government. But for them no money to pay pensions with. But for them the wreck of this great combination of states, and perpetual revolution, Honors for the dead soldier? They cannot be too many or too great. Heap high his grave with flowers and praise his sac- rifices and his memory. THE CHRONIC CRISIS. DAVIS H.WAITE of Colorado has a paper which he calls Our Na- tion's Crisis, The craze in it is of the populistic kind, and it is bloody and mournful, “As a people,” says one of its contributors, “we are in a hideous dream; a nightmare of horror pursues us; we look around and see a shapeless trouble; an indefinable dread seizes us.” There is no legislation that can cure this case of jimjams. What the man wants is medicine, and it cannot come too quickly. FUN HERE, BUT NO HAPPINESS. B ISMARCK says he has had twenty-four hours of happiness altogether, and the late Mr, Stephenson said he had been happy only once and then very briefly. This is the testimony also of several millionaires; and it is safe to say that the man who claims to be happy is not remarkably intelligent and doesn’t know what he is talking about. There are some good things, apparently, that are to be reached only after death; and the nearest approach to them in this existence is the faith that they follow that_momentous event. THIS IN CHICAGO! AMR. CLARKE will establish a daily paper in Chicago which will have nothing whatever to do with sin, “It shall ignore crime in every type,” says Mr.Clarke,“and print only things which shall picture the world as a thing of sun- shine and goodness.” Thus Mr. Clarke's paper will be a daily lie to begin with; and we beg to call its amiable proprietor’s attention to the fact that the New York World was started as a religious daily, and was presently dropped like a hot ta- | male and fell to the uttermost depths of the most shocking Democracy. A SHEEP AND A MAN. AN ABOMINABLE STORY in the Century tells of a patient saint who submitted to the villainy of a man who stole his wife and threatened to kill him, and who carried food to the man and the woman when the former was ill. Finally the man deserted the woman, and the saint killed him, giving him the first shot th’ basket—sellin’ eggs?” in an exchange of that kind of compli- jewelery bizniss Oi'm in.” = ment; and then he took back the woman and adopted her illegitimate boy. That is one extreme. The other reaches us in the case of Fulton Gordon of Kentucky, who appears to have considerable self-respect. FIGHTING AGAINST PEACE. BOTH JAPAN and China are threatened with civil war as a result of the terms of peace. We are told that millions of Chinamen are ready to rise against the Tartar dynasty, having inadvertently failed to do so against the common enemy, and that the Japanese are furious against the concessions’ to France, Germany and Russia. Peace is doubly beau- tiful when one considers these things. One war is apt to invoke several wars. It is thirty years since our people stopped killing each other, and the debt of our war in mere money is increasing year by year. TYRANNY AT THE THEATRE, WOMAN of Muncie, Indiana, refused to allow a young man to pass her seat in a local theatre, and thus the young man was obliged to forego his between-the-acts privileges. The woman, who calls herself a physician, says her action was applauded, and appears to think she has established a rule, to be generally adopted, obliging every patron of a the- atre to keep himself a close prisoner for three or four hours. A good many professional reformers insist that here is a question with only one side to it; but the theatrical manager who practically adopts that idea will find directly that his pockets are of no use except to put his hands in. comicbooks.com