Judge — May 25, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Mrs. Winstow's Sooriine Syrup for Chil- dren Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea, 25 cents a bottle, turesses the shade of Jay Gould may be imag- ined as stalking through space shouting for the police.—Chicago Times-Herald. Timmins—"1 believe after this that I shall send any one my autograph unless he giv satisfactory evidence of having read my poems. Simmons—"Oh, 1 wouldn't be so severe as that. Why not let him off on giving proof of tuving merely bought @ copy?"—Jndianapelis Journal, Of exquisite flavor, pure and wholesome. Angostura Bitters is a standard table delicacy. Sole manufacturers, Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, At all druggists. If women were only as considerate as men! The men who occupy the front seats at the theatres, particularly at the’ spectacular shows, frequently don't wear even any hair.— Boston be. Scott's Emulsion is a powerful nourishment. Cares coughs, colds, weak lungs, No foreign substance enters into Cook's Ex- tra Dry Imperial Champagne. juice of the grapes naturally fermented. Dashaway—"* Mave you ever seen this pen- fi-sharpener, old man?’ One of the best things you ever saw erton—" Is that $0? Then shy don’t you samen your pencil?” Dash- sseay—"" L left my knife home."—Smith, Gray He was a crabbed old bachelor; 's Ilustrated Monthly, At marriage he sneered with a laugh. Bat they gave him a lead fifty-cent piece, ‘And be yelled for a better half, —Washington Post, THE PLAGUE IN OLD LONDON, A curious legend connected with the ori- What with foreign counts and native adven- | It's the pure | “Do you think you can be truly happy with Mr. Oldboy?" Afadge—"* Oh, dear, yes. He has a lovely home, a large fortune, and two de- lightful grown-up grandsons." —Chicago Inter Ocean, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. Mr. Shandy (petulantly, from his pillow)— “Ethel, 1 know [ heard'a noise, I'm sure there's a woman in the house. I won't sleep awink unless you go down and see." Mfrs. Shandy (exit, with revolver)—""— it all, W: lie! if you bother me like this again I'll send ou back to your father." —New York Herald sin and course of this terrible pestilence was parrated by an eminent historian in an ad- recently delivered before a scientific hudience. He quoted medical authorities of hat time who affirmed that “not only soap boilers and venders, but all the washer- lxomen and all they whose business it was to use soap—nay, they who only wore shirts washed with soap— presently died of the Plague.” This sounds oddly enough in jour day and generation, indoctrinated as we ire in the belief that the omnipresent mi- kobe is the root of all evil, and that he ever goeth about in search of some bit of broken surface of our skins wherein to plant him- % ao—__ INDIANA BICYCLE COMPANY, INDIANAPCLIS, IND., A siga has been discovered in an old tailor's shop in Pompeii reading, '* Creases ironed in your togas while you wait."— Minneapolis Times, elf and his rapidly growing family. As for borselves, we shall still confide in “ Lister- Is" and Soap, and while there is a bit of Biondeau’s Vinolia Soap in our locker, we io not feel it necessary to add to our insur- hnce policies.—Medical Exchange. Price, 15 cts., 20 cts., 25 cts. and 35 cts. ber tablet. Of all leading Druggists or Hirect from the Sole Agents in U. C. N. CRITTENTON | RAMIRACALOUS fhe famous Halr Dre, & one-buttle preparation, pee BRA UGUGSS, 18 Cane Sock Bee New ork. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos aro tho Bost. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St, New York. Carrion =The buying pubic will please not cow found he Sonate Pa Yabo" rot oe SUSPENDERS r (RESTE 2 ew 5 Oe ure X y MARK aS « Gtsduated” Blastic Elastic Cord makes them so. Best furnishers keep them, Fifty cents and upward. A cheaper model at 25 cts. Sample Inirs mailed for the price, Look for ** graduated” cord and the name on every pair. CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., No. § Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mass. ALL MARKS, xin, treated by tN OH Ho WOSDBURRY, ia We eaase we ntor of Woodbury’s Facial Soap, for daily axe. THE ROSY FRESHNESS Anda velvety softness of the skinare invariably obtained by those who use Foszoni's Com- BLEMISHES, * Linnanr ts fall of pure fun, No politics. 10e. geforce Th: only genuine French Olive Has never been equaled. Never rancid. fico. Lueders & Co., N. Y., Wholesale Agents. Circular free. Price, $5.00 Is what it ts namea. If noted long-distance riders. always use the “Search Light" Lantern, shouldn't you? On the ground of greater proficiency they might take the Hak of an inferior illuminator, but you cannot 4 think your life isn't worth the diflerence. This wit light forty feet abead of you. Special Advantages—Central draft; burns un- mired kerosene fame ivered for price if your dealer won't supply you. BRIDGEPORT BRASS CO., Bridgeport, Conn. A LONDON. Government For Sale by all Grocers. _ Send 15 LETTER OF ~ for Travelers. CREDIT ‘Available in any part any part of Europe. of the World. and sell Bills of Exchange on ce WILLGONVINCE THay OLDEN SCEPTRE Is S PERFECTION. 5 SENT FONG awPLE PCE lib 1.30; 4b40sis CARPET CLEANSING. Largest in the World. Every Detail. Tue THOS. J.STEWART CO., 128 Redford Ave, Brooklyn, Erte & Sth Sta, Jersey City. felephone Connections. _Storage Warehouses and Moving Vins, “BELLE OF NELSON.” ‘The whiskey that made Kentucky famous. Used in United States government hospitals after a thorough by the Belle of For sale in cases, une barrel, Address Acksn, Mazkatt & Conor New York, N. ¥., of Belle of Nelson Distillery Co., 4a general uso in the Royal Household, the Houses of ‘Offices, and LOUISVILLE, KY. BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. HE CLUB~ T — MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTH ano YORK. tee these Cocktails to be made aly Pareand ee well matured liquors, ‘the best cocktails sorved over any barn the world. Being com= Dounded in accurate tions, they will always bo found of ‘and delicious, “A samplo & ounce bottle esat to any address, for 400 fyold Imitattons, For Sale by all Draggists and Dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Sole Froneieen? ‘39 Broadway, Now York. and 20 Piccadilly, W. Londo! Agents for United States for BRAND Co .7V |) SAUCE Lords an: fccaone tea oases Clubs, Hotels and Restaarant te to above address for Sample Bottle. CHARLES A. BALDWIN & CO., 40 and 42 Wall Street, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com