Judge — May 18, 1895 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Every season has its dark side, and many a loving husband will have his temper ruined for months to come by having to hang the carpet over the back fence and put in a few hours beating the dust out of it when it would be much pleasanter to put in the same time at the office beating his creditors.—Nebraska State Journal, CONSUMPTIO and all throat and apesdily “eured/ by wy eeu. 7 Redl (oor ‘Nepetable), with full directions, free, ee yeareand three months under the care ing over $1,400 in doctors’ Recipe | _ @iticura FOR THE HAIR SKIN A warm shampoo with Cuticura Soap, and a single application of Cuticura, the great Skin Cure, clear the scalp and hair of crusts, scales, and dandruff, allay itching, soothe irritation, stimulate the hair folli- cles, and nourish the roots, thus producing Luxuriant Hair, with a clean, wholesome scalp, when all else fails. cfgld Mpophoat the worl, Forres Divo & Car. 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