Judge — May 18, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A man with a stock most unique, | Visitor—“And is your mistress so very ill?] _ Little Miss Mugg—'* Your father is in trade. ) Natural domestic champagnes are now very Such as very few buyers would sique, I am exceedingly sorry. Do they think she psa peanut-stand.” Little Miss Freck- | popular. A fine brand called ** Golden Age" Advertised very well will die to-day?" Man-servant —"* She is very h! what's your father?" Little Miss |is attracting attention, All the goods he'd to sell ; bad, mum ; but she can’t die to-day. This is He's a professional boot-black."— So the stock was bought up in'a wique. _| cook's day off."—Boston Transcript, Good News. Every gift of noble origin is breathed upon —Printers’ Ink, | by hope’s perpetual breath.— Wordsworth. ~ Reon As a specific against dyspepsia and other 1 5 i ngostura Bitters are used by mothers to| troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer wren Teething’ soothes the childs softens Hil: stop colic and looseness of the bowels in chil-| and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to ‘yums, allays all pain, cures wind, colic and diar- | dren. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, manu-) BOER'S BITTERS. theea, 25 cents a bottle. | ier Karena iid te = = Father (to young man)—"'Sir, I saw you ate a Chollie—"" Say, Fweddy, I had an awful| kiss my youngest daughter. You must marry oie oes eexto Shek 8 a ieehing [scare lawst night," | Frocddy—"*"Deed, deah | my oldest.” —Fliegende Blater. chilly,—It is ‘the custom of the best society to | 0%! What was it?” Chollie— By mistake ; te 9 | mistook a cuff {aw a collaw and, doncherknow. | 5 Cay ere es een os ht ORR Ise was %0 widiculously low." — Buffalo Times. Be For bracing the nervous system wry Nothing equals Bromo-Seltzer— Ss ial bottle, 10 cts. BE Brooklyn magistrate—"' The evidence shows 3 conclusively, madam, that you threw a stone A Concentrated Is what tt 1s names. at a street-car.” Wife of striker—" No, doesn't, your honor. It only shows that I the street-car."—Hudson Register, Liquid Extract of ie noted long-distance riders, always use the jaesreh tie! er? Tanters: Creepantants Oa the ground of greater proficiency they might take the Malt and Hops. tisk of an infefior illuminator, but you eannot unless you think your life tan’ eworth the difference. This will light lorty feet ahead of It contains a great-| "Special Advantages” Central grafts burns un- er amount of nutritious | mized kerosene : fame adjustable: filled outside. | matter than any other | tivered for price if your desler won't supply you. Liquid Malt Extract in| BRIDGEPORT BRASS CO., Bridgeport, Conn. cially worthless, while my daughter "— ‘* The way to fix that,” interrupted the suitor, *‘is to the market. For conva- RAMIRACALOU arrange a bimetallic conference and’ devise lescents, nursing moth- SAL pecan ie ae Soe i! ais RAUCHE 188, 18 East 2th St., New Scrofula is di germs in the blood. Sup- press them with Scott's Emulsion, ** But,” objected the father, “* you are finan- some way to put me on a financial parity as a| €TS, Sufferers from insomnia and dys- circulating medium. Pm Albany Argue Argus, pepsia-csepentoc to any other Malt ee ‘xtract on account of its purity, and unexcelled as a pleasant appetizer, in- THE CELEBRATED = s bastpald rori2s cents: a Cc e r’ Ss vigorant, and a valuable substitute for cee PATIRORE, Mp, solid food. At all Druggists. UCCESSON. A 202. trial package - - - ina lesen oa TEUTONIC #* sgt, Tar Soap. |s. vieemann’s sons’ Witeae ema COLD HEAD fareroons Hew Yo [PRICE GOCENTS, ALL DRUGGISTS “ Wonderfully soothing and heal- RNa oo eg pl wpe aon | Cee ing.” —Journal of Health, New York, | 36 Forrest Street, Brooklyn, N.V. ted Sota at ie Our mae mis’ |CARPET CLEANSING. lEtY’S CREAM BALM CURES Brand oR EIMPLES, COMEDONES td Lai it in the World. Ev Detail. “Excellent in dandruff, chafing| 4 Pkaes eo Ra _§ 0- H- M—E-R. Regine eon tin eae 2 aa 9 Rane | SALE eter Weer aoa coerce |7¢THOS.J.STEWARTCO., 1554 BROADWAY, N. ¥. 1288 Bedford Ave., Brooklyn. Erie & Sth Sts., Jersey City. ‘Telephone Connections. Storage Warehouses and Moving Vans, RACK AND RUIN will overtake the teeth if they are not cleansed every day Therefore be wise in time, ere your teeth are irretrievably gone and the beauty of the mouth disfigured, and hasten to burnish and invigorate them with that delightful antiseptic dentifrice, FRAGRANT SOZODONT the use of which CONFERS RADIANT WHITENESS upon the TEETH and DEFENDS them from PREMA- TURE DESTRUCTION. Thousands use it and com- mend it as infinitely superior to the many tooth-pastes, etc... now in vogue. SOZODONT is aSAFE and AGREEABLE BOTANICAL PREPARATION and free from any dele- terious properties. It renders the gums hard and ruddy and imparts the fragrance of odorous blossoms to the breath, A TIP on AMERICAN CHAMPAGNE. Great Western Ig mnequaled for purity and excel- Jence, and is now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and Homes in preference to foreign vintages. cal Reporter, Philadelphia. P 1 LIKE MY WIFE TO “It leaves the skin soft, smooth] } Use Pozroni's Complexion Powder because it and supple. A luxury for shampoo- improves her looks and is as fragrant as violets, ing.” —Medical Standard, Chicago. DEAFN ESS and Head Nolses relieved by using Wilson's Common Sense Ear Drum: ‘New selentine invention, Huile - d’Olive we FRANCAISE oo LAUTIER Fils: Grasse near Nice, France. ‘WILSON EAR DRUM CO., ined Breedweyy ew Yorks’ 7” are) For Sale by all ; Send - Leading Grocers and : 4 trial case will areha: satisfy the mot Wine Mérehante, . Sez cene se y for Sastidions, " SKETCHES OF WONDERLAND. LEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., RHEIMS, Steuben Co., N.Y. H.B. KIRK & CO., 69 Fulton St, and | 158 Broadway, New York Agents. ~ Our stock r 100 sizes of 305 Broadway, rire ana Bargiarproof Safes; also cele brated Screw Door Bank Safe. Specifica- Corner Duane St., cin furnished for Bank, Vault and Safety e9 NEW YORK. Deposit work of most approved construction