Judge — May 11, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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uae Rernwaro Giitam, 1. M. Geecos PUBLISHED’ ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CARADA IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year, or g2:numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy’ for thirteen weeks =) = 1.25 Tncluding the Cwxistaas June. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00. year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupcE BurILpiNc), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. (THE PUBLISHERS of the New Vork weekly JUDGE notify the public that the use of JUDGE im local advertising schemes by printing and inserting advertising pages between its leaves it a direct violation of the publishers’ rights under the copy- right nd all copies of JUDGE are sold upon the express condition that they will not be wsed for such purpores. No one is authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this manner, and they will take prompt measures to stop anybody from so using their paper. tice it hereby given that the United States circuit court has recently granted an restraining the use of JUDG JUDGE PUBLISHING COMP: ‘110 Fifth avenue, New York. (27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Junce are protected by copy- right in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THE FAMILY may cry “ Beef, beef!" but there is no beef. [F 0.€. PERRY were in South America the people there would look upon him as a perennial revolution. SOUVJHICH,” inquires a corre- Ww spondent, “is the party of reform in this state?” By Jove! that’s a hard one. THE LADY who gets twenty-five thousand dollars of a trolley company for the loss of her feet is not likely to kick about it. THE OTHER POWERS would like the core of the Chinese ap- ple, and they have obvious designs respecting the four quarters. THE LADY known as Nellie Bly is now Mrs, Robert Seaman, and she graciously acknowledges that Mr. Seaman is her first mate. GENERAL COXEY cluded to let his hair grow long. Now if he'll get a new head “to grow it on he may be happy yet. OHN T. MORGAN of Alabama will be a good-enough Morgan for president on the Democratic ticket until after the nomination. THIS LEGISLATURE has done its utmost to lift Tammany out of its grave, with the evident purpose of occupying the vacancy with its own remains. as con= VILLAGE. CONSTABL te Weany WILLIAM (sleepily)— ‘THE MUGWUMP commends any removal from office which gives him a place and a salary. In all other cases removal except for cause is a civil-service crime. . HE WOMEN of Cleveland voted the other day, and it was noted with astonishment that one of them got her ballot out of her pocket-book before she reached the box. ‘THE DUCHESS OF LEINSTER, called the most beautiful woman in England, is dead at the age of thirty; and every other woman in gland hopes to be elected to the vacancy. EDINA DAY of Ann Arbor, Michigan, has earned fame as the inventor of the worst-looking bloomer suit ever worn. Again we are remind- ed that we never can tell what a Day may bring forth, CLERGYMAN of Chicago attributes to our four hundred all manner of selfishness and deviltry, and finally calls them hogs. Scratch that man and you will find about two hundred pounds of pork. DECEIVING APPEARANCES. HEDGE, YOU SIR! WE BEG to suggest to the aspiring politician that he talk profusely about silver, but that he say nothing whatever. Whichever view he may take, he will presently discover that the other was far better. THE BETTER VOTE. HE WOMEN of Williamstown, Pennsylvania, voted down a woman candidate for the school-board, and elected a man in her stead. Oh let us hear no more of the proposition that women cannot vote wisely. JINGO. [F DR. NANSEN really has planted the flag of Norway at the north pole we shall regard it as an infringement of American privileges and declare war at once. We were about to annex that pole, and we shall never be happy till we get it. SAME OLD MALADY. A MAN who reports that Wilkes Booth sll lives is said by his physi- cian to be a victim of expansive delusion. Are we mistaken in the suspicion that it is epidemic? There is that remarkable news that comes from Spain about Cuba; and besides some Democratic newspapers are printed every day. BEWILDERING, HE MAN had wedded a strange woman. Previous to retiring she removed a cork leg, a glass eye, a full set of teeth, and all of her hair. The man sat up a long time, puzzling himself over the question which was the bride. And the question now is, which are the fragments and which is the income-tax? THE SERPENT AND THE STAG, SERPENTINE DANCER has made so much trouble by a dance before the Arlington club of New Jersey that the club is likely to be broken up. This is the ser- pent in a new disguise. It is the story of Eden over again, with the sexual situation reversed. And here, too, the woman shows prog- ress in the direction of an awful re- sponsibility. TRUSTS. THE: OIL TRUST, the beef trust, and the sugar trust are all in good condition, and there is not a family that does not help to swell their millions, It was promised that (there would be no such things un- der Democratic management; but, behold you ! the government is itself a trust and it puts its hands in every pocket but that of the ricli to swell its income. what are you doing here?” Lookin’ fer work.” THE COWARDLY CHINESE SOLDIER. Two AMERICAN WOMEN in Peking were insulted and roughly handled by Chinese soldiers; whereupon the husbands of the wo- men beat the soldiers nearly to death. The thing most to be regretted is that the husbands didn’t capture the city while they had their hands in, It might have stopped the war without regard to the action of Li Hung Chang. SOME MORE CHIVALRY. THE WASSONS of Goldsboro, North Carolina, are the only colored family in that town, The little white boys of the place have organ- ized themselves into white-caps, and pound them, male and female alike, throw bricks at them, cut their clothes in pieces, and hurt and annoy them in every possible way, They have appealed to the authorities in vain. We are sorry to be convinced that blood will tell. A NEW CHINA, THE WHIPPING of China was necessary to the progress of the world. The oldest civilization needed civilizing. The barbarity of human torture and official murder, and the humiliation of men treated as beasts of burden, had lasted too long. Now the country will have railroads and commerce with the world, education will be possible in behalf of both peace and war; and twenty years hence the Chinese may be able to turn upon Japan and give her the whipping she needs about half as much as they did theirs. comicbooks.com