Judge — April 13, 1895 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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TRAPPED. WO weeks in advance the Reverend Dr. Jolly announced that he would preach a sermon against ‘Trilby.’ Two female seminaries and one church convention came in a body to hear him.” nd were delighted, of course?” “Not entirely. He confined himself to scoring Miss O'Ferrall for breaking her promise to marry.” A DARK SECRET. Hunker—"\ think Miss Elder's mind must be burdened with unpleasant thoughts, judging from her looks.” Spatts—* You are right. There is something in her past to which she studiously avoids alluding.” Hunker —" What is it?” Three and a half decades.” KEEPING ABOVE SUSPICION. ‘ome and go to church with me.” : : He—"Awtfully sorry, but couldn't think of it. You see I have just been made cashier of our bank.” SUNDAY IN LONELYWOOD. HE collection was being taken up in the Lonelywood church. The dozing Mr. Subbubs pre- sented his commutation-ticket, dreamily, as the elder neared his pew. The elder drew a ticket-punch from his pocket, canceled a ride and moved on gravely toward the next sleeper. A THREAT. — Hammarene : Flossie—" Mamma, mamma! Bertie ‘s eating his pie with a knife.” England has its Beerbohm Tree, and America Bertie— There you go, Miss Tattletale! Now see if I don’t forget something I'm going to also has its beer-bum trees. bring you from Brooklyn to-morrow.” =a Miss Otprnuer (who Aas money)—" Why, Major Hors- T'm delighted to see you. But have you met with an seca ayon Hoxsty (coh ds id Z Ajon Honsty (who intends to get said money, gallant. Vy, to tell the truth, Angeline Ancuine (falling into his arms)—“ Oh, dear major ! tell me eeervthing. i race —(Fierce! ke et mentioned your sweet name jason Horsey (congratulating himsel/)—" Why, my ia BASS TG enue en ees Wie aoe Aiaule darling, "was like this: Jack said you were forty years old. T says," Have you ever seen her teeth?” Jack says “No.” I says,* Weil, I have, and she ain't more'n thirty- nine.’ Jack says"— LOST IN THE STRETCH—SHOWING THAT HONESTY IS NOT THE BEST POLICY, But Miss Oldtimer had fed and with her the major’s hopes. comicbooks.com