Judge — April 13, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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W. J. Amant. nano GILLAm, 1. M. Grecory, Editor. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE One copy, one year, or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy, for thirteen weeks == 1.35 ‘ Including the Cwristuas Juoce. HOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00. year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce BuILpiNc), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. UB THE PUBLISHERS of the New York weekly JUDGE notify the public that the use of JUDGE in locat advertising schemes by pri and inserting advertising pages between {ts leaves is a direct violation of the publishers’ rights under the copy- be used for such purpores, No one is authorized by the publishers to use JUDGE in this manner,and they will take prompt measures to stop anybody from so using their paper. N is hereby given that the United States circuit court has recently granted an injunction restraining the use of JUDGE in that way. JUDGE PUBLISHIN (G7 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Jupce are protected by copy: right in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. ME: WHISTLER is an adept in the gentle art of making notoriety. eee IDER HAGGARD has gone into pol- itics, and the universal She has, too. cee HE LATE MR. FAIR not only had a will of his own, but several of them. HE STORY that Admiral Ting of China committed suicide is denied. We see how it is. He did it by substitute. eee THE WAR-LORD of Germany is pleas- ed to observe, perhaps, that military rule in Spain prohibits freedom of the press, OSEPH C. SILBY, whom the bimetal- lists would like to run for president, will find it wise to put a padlock on his money and his ambition. N TOPEKA a man who advertised to extract teeth without pain broke Sen- ator Moehler’s jaw; but it isn’t stated whether the tooth was one of that kind. . ‘M MUST wear skirts," says Dr. ES ¥ Sarah Stevenson of Chicago. Nornicn? Most of their garments having been stol- Dinkewseie: en, we guess they'll have to or go naked. —_peautiful goldt-fish 7" Wocé.epaum: DINKENSPIEL ie coe ers in Hawaii number about half the population. What kind of a government is that to annex to the United States? A LADY STENOGRAPHER resigns because of the profanity of her employer. Profanity is vulgar; but the little word “ Dictated " ought to have saved her salary and her sensitiveness. JUDGE MARTINE, sentencing a firebug to prison, regretted that he couldn't send him to the gallows. Perhaps the man bas a little self- respect left. Why not give him a rope and see if he won't hang himself ? eae HOSE SOUTHERN BLACKS who contemplate a new exodus to Liberia had better profit from a former experiment of that kind sufficiently to use most of their funds and efforts in the great work of getting back. tae THE WICKEDEST MAN is doubtless Hayward of Minnesota, gam- bler and woman-killer. He was given rope, and he will come to the end of it in a few weeks. It is urged in his behalf that, anyhow, he wasn't a member of the fifty-third congress; but we must not forget that he had all of its bad habits and deserves retirement quite as much as it did. “* Haf you heardt dot Hochstein lose all his *Veeping Rachel! how didt id happen?" His rich uncle from Shicago vatched his WE JUDGE that the political prison shance, und vhen Hochstein vas oudt he tested dem mit acid.” VERY GOOD JINGOISM. ET US HAVE serious difficulty with Spain and filibustering expedi- tions to Cuba will be large and numerous enough to insure the free- dom of that island with neatness and dispatch. “The longest way round is the nearest way home,” and great reforms frequently reach their fruition by the most indirect methods. THE PERILS OF PEACE. [7 IS EASIER for a nation to go to war than to stop when it gets through. France, England and Russia will have a good deal to say of the settlement of the Chinese-Japanese trouble, whatever agreement Japan and Li Hung Chang may reach, and their interests may involve those of other powers, It is no trouble for Japan to whip China, but her efforts for. peace will be unhappy and perhaps exhaustive. THE AMERICAS. PAPER of the city of Mexico calls upon all the Americas to unite against foreign interference in the political affairs of this hemisphere, and alludes with excellent significance to the shooting of Maximilian by Juarez, Had Mr. Blaine been elected president and lived, the Americas would have been as one nation with relation to all manner of foreign im- pertinence and greed. His death postponed the inevitable too long. THE UNRELIGIOUS PREACHER. THE ARTIST in literature hides himself in his work. The newspaper that lives on sensations must be dexterous enough to make its read- ers believe it is telling the solemn truth, and not for its own benefit but for their gratification.” The clergyman who is se- vere and unfair and given to meanness and exaggeration advertises to the world that he wants to be noticed, and is willing to bring his pulpit into disrepute for that sole purpose. A MILITARY GOVERNMENT. THE SPANISH PRESS criticised the Spanish army, and immediately rep- resentatives of the army sacked a number of newspaper offices. In this country that is called cowardice, but the cabinet of Spain resigns rather than punish the men guilty of the outrage. Such a country as that has no business with Cuba It is as barharous as it is remorseless, and it has robbed Cuba too long. The century will not close satisfactorily with Cuba still in the hands of Spain, HOW TO PUNISH. It IS NOT urged that men who beat their wives do not deserve the whip- ping-post, but that the state cannot afford the dishonor of it, It is a tolerably stal- wart state, however It permits the lash in its prisons, and it submits to the tying up of refractory prisoners by the thumbs. We don’t see how some kind of punish- ment of wife-beaters and convicts is to be avoided, and it must be punishment that hurts. Still, it is better to choose this century’s methods rather than those of the ancient periods. THE INJUSTICE OF LOGIC, A church Sunday with all business closed ; or a secular Sunday with all business open; but no Sunday devoted exclusively to religion and liquor —Kochester Post Express. HAT IS GOOD LOGIC; and good logic carried to an extreme is frequently absurd as well as unfair. The iron-clad rule is thought- lessly admired. There are so many persons to be affected by a particular law that fair play calls for more or less discrimination, Let us have flexi- bility and some respect for the various situations which the law affects, EN CARATS. RIGHTS OF NATIVE AMERICANS. THE WOMEN’S PRESS CLUB of Georgia has withdrawn from the general federation of women’s clubs because it admits negroes. This is the old trouble that has afflicted church and labor organizations, and that ought to have been soothed by the proclamation of emancipation. It is natural enough; but if there is to be discrimination against the black race why not against other races? The charity of the gospel admits Chinamen to our Sunday-schools, and black natives of the soil have really vindicated their possession of rights which white men are bound to re- spect. comicbooks.com