Judge — April 6, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THERE IS A “BEST™ IN BVERYTHING— A Revolution of the wheels of a “Stearns | cle carries you over the ground with less ffort and more speed than any other wheel. Why? Less friction Reforé buying a bicycle do us the favor of nding for our catalogue, and name of nearest 3 “The Yellow Feliow,"* bie agent. You should at least see a “Stearns,” E.C, STEARNS & CO., Syracuse, N.Y. New York City and Brooklyn agents, Bid well Finkham Cycle Co., Broadway and goth st., N.Y. YPSILANTI seiism UNDERWEAR. ‘The only sanitary underwear. In- dorsed by physicians throughout the country. This is a good time to be- come acquainted with the merits of Y psilanti—for 1895 you will find | PRICES DOWN. Send for Catalogue and our new book entitled “Modern Underwear, and How to Wear It." They are free. HAY & TODD MFG. CO., _YPSILANTI, MICH. Morning, ' Noon and Night, You can leave Grand Central Station, the very centre of the cinnati, in a magnificently equip- ped train, Via the New York Central, The Great Four-track Trunk Line, Trains depart from and arrive at Grand Central Station, New York, Connecting the east and west, by the New York Central Lines. Chicago is onl: Cincinnati 22 24 hours away; St. Louis 30 Eleven through trains each day, Practically a train every hour, via “America’S_—_ Greatest Railroad.” Wife (at breakfast)—"* I didn't hear you when you came in last night.” Husband—"" 1 ss that’s the reason I didn’t hear you. Philadelphia Inquirer, FyLO0D POISON A SPECIALTY cost a:ien Wary "BLOOD POISON permanentiy cared in 15to8S days. Youcanbetreated at nome forsame prico under same guaran: ty. Ifyou prefer tocome here we willcon- to pay railroad fareand hotel bills.and, ‘wo fall tocure. If you havetaken mer= louide potash, and still have aches and ns. Mucous Patches in mouth, Sore Throat, les, Copper Colored Spots, Ulcers on y part of the body, Hatror Eyebrows fallin, vat, it Is this Secondary BLOOD POISO! © €uarantes to cure, Wo solicit the most obsti- © cases and challenge the world for ® © wecanhot cure. ‘This diseaso has alwa ied the skill of the most eminent physl- ans. $500,000 capital behind our uocondle onal mnaranty., Absolute proofs sent sealed 2a Spplication. Address COO! 7 Masonic Temple, CHICAGO, LLEs DEAFNESS & HEAD NOISES CURED E. 0 ‘by my INVISII Cushions, Have belped DEAR eh ie israce cies BALLADE OF THE NEW WOMAN, Of the new woman now to sing You bid me, prince, whose jangled lyre, Whose wrinkled muse, of weary wing, Has lost her early might and fire. More readily your fond desire Would 1 concede and chant for you If the fair being you admire, If the new woman were but new. She is, alas! no novel thing ; For history herself might tire, Might faint and fall, in following ‘Where the old woman did aspire. ‘What stellar space, what mortal mire, Has not the fair sex ventured through? Indeed, we men-folk might admire If the new woman were but new, She vexes now with questioning, Must taste, experience, inquire, For curiosity ’s the spring ‘That sends her soaring higher and higher ; ‘That bade her with the snake conspire And to the snake alone be true ‘Who brought on us that heavenly ire, If the new woman were but new ! Prince, old as Adam is, our sire, As old as Eve, whom Adam knew ; We might not labor and perspire If the new woman were but new, | Andrew Lang. Horrt. Traysore, Atlantic pointments complete Hotel Traymore Co., 1 ; y,N. J. Ap. location unexcelled. The White, jr., manager. Last night, after she had said "* Now I lay me down to’ sleep,” and prayed for you and papa and all of us, and grandma and Aunt Tiny and everybody, she said, “And please, dear Lord, take good care of yourself, because if | anything should happen to you we'd all go to pieces.""—Exchange. 5 = | Mother—"* Oh, doctor, I'm so glad you have | come! We have just had such a scare! We thought at first that Johnny had swallowed a sovereign.” Doctor—*And you found out that he hadn't?” Mfother—" Yes; it was only a shilling."— Tid. Bits, “THE FIND OF BACCHUS.” (From the modern mythology.) Bacchus in a languid mood one day. Closed with the purple essence of the vine, Greed out, “I tire of all this sweetness and the wine! If there be aught that's new. cup-bearer mine, pray thee serv thout delay. Whereat young Ganymede, there standing by. Bowed to the one he served and laughed, Saying, ** Lo! I have here a draught— The nectar of the gods, in sooth.” And Bacchus quaffed Tn haste, nor stopped he till the cup was dry. Gone was his wanton languidness and pain. No more he sat disconsolate and pale, But ened,“ ‘Tis found! Oh, wondrous liquor, hail! Its name? Ah, yes; I see—"THE CLUB COCK- TAIL. Oh, Ganymede, just set ‘em up again! Especially et or pattern work ple sent on Feceiptot Go cents. Liberal discounts to the trade. Send for pricelist.» Por sale by all Hard- wate Deaters. THE BRIDGEPORT GUN IMPLEMENT C 1315 Broadway, NEW YOR! You will get more prompt by mentloning Jubae when answering advertisements. FACIA Rule BLEMISHES P : tor of Soap. "Soid everywhere, Woman does all she can to render herself ir- resistible and then orders man to keep his dis- tance.—Galveston News. The tone of the Sohmer piano is particularly distinguished on account of its volume. and purity, its richness and singing quality, and its sympathetic character throughout the entire scale. There is only one BEST, and youget it when you order Evans’ India Pale Ale Brown Stout. America’s highest- grade brewings—not for a day, but for all time. The crowning success of a century of brewing and bottling. Worth buying and trylug? C.H. EVANS & SONS, HUDSON, N. Y. FRAGRANT SOZODONT. | ‘This remarkable dentifrice may be described as a PURE TRANSPARENT LIQUID, delightfully perfumed, a few drops of which applied to the tooth-brush and rubbed on the teeth produces a most agreeable foam, which penetrates all the interstices of the teeth and cleanses the mouth in a refreshing and pleasant manner, SOZODONT renders discolored teeth white by its use and the BREATH DERIVES FRAGRANCE from its aroma, The gums be- come rosier and harder under its operation, and a sensation of perfect cleanliness of the teeth and mouth is produced Considering the opportunities the Lord has for finding people out we don't see where he gets any angels. —A tchison Globe. COCCI J MISS ELSIE JONES. The above is an excellent picture of little Elsie Jones, aged only ten years, who is a rising vaudeville star. She can sing, dance and play in a manner that captivates all who hear her, Engagements for her services can be made at 4og West Twenty-third street, New York, 100,000 CIRCULATION. Ad vertisers—ua, SEND FOR A SAMPLE COPY OF AND SPECIAL TWO-YEAR OFFER. Food is fuel to the body. “Best” Tonic, Pabst Malt Extract, secures perfect con- sumption of this fuel; hence perfect health, strength and beauty. It soothes the most wakeful to delicious slumber. At Druggists. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Se chekFillacen, BOB Bway. 3. Book ol prose FREE tno Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK. at | | comicbooks.com