Judge — April 6, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The coming woman—will she leave Her seat and offer it Unto a man who boards the car ‘And has no place to sit? - Or will she read a newspaper, Or fumble with her wrap,” Ungallantly permitting him To hang on toa strap? * —Kansas City Journal. Mars. WINSLOWw’'s SooTHING Syryp for Chil- aren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- 25 cents a bottle, Mrs, Bibbs—"* What was the cause of the fire at your house?" Mrs, Malaprop—" It all came about because of a disinfected flu iladelphia Record, Cod-liver oil in its most palatable and effect- ve form is Scott's Emulsion. Customer (timidly) —* |—er—suppose you have some—er—suitable books for a man about to—er—be married?” Head cler (promptly) — “Yes, sir. Here, Skiggles; show this gentle- man our line of largest-sized pocket-books.""— Buffalo Courier, Purity and wholesomeness are the physicians’ indorsement of Angostura Bitters, manufact- ured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. At all druggists. * Who was the wisest of the wise?" ‘The teacher asked ; and then His stupid pupils he observed With fierce and threatening ken. A little fellow raised his hand— * "Twas Noah, sir,” he explained. Why?" **’Cause," he answered prompt and clear, “* He went in when it rained.” —Boston Budget, Packer’s Tar Soap. ‘Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing." —Journal of Health, New York. ‘Excellent in dandruff, chafing and itching."— Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.""—Medical Standard, Chicago. LAUTIER Fils_ ‘The only genuine French Olive Oil imported. Has never been equaled. Never rancid, Geo, Lueders & Co.,N. Y., Wholesale Agents. OILY SKIN, ITCHING ScALY, Shia. and, Scalp Dicasen. Ya} year expericnce X ante iiranch: os Houten, ony Bhliadeiphta, Se ‘Louis, Chicago. KALAMAZOO Duplicate Whist. a More Interesting than or- Pinte @ © has absolutely the same oppor- tunities. A simple and practicable way of ascertain- ine with certaiaty the relative superionty of eiflerent Players. Puy the Kalamazoo Method once and the old gaine becomes dull and uninteresting. Ask your dealer for the game, or write us. IHLING BROS. & EVERARD, Whist and Duplicate Whist Rules sot Whit Buiga areata KALAMAZ00, Sih Amertean Waist Go MICH. rennet address on Fecelpt ote a It is a mournful thought that each of the eloquent, erudite and able lawyers now arguing over the constitutionality of the income-tax be- fore the supreme court would argue with the same eloquence, erudition and ability if he had been retained on the other side. And yet the lawyer is apt to put on airs over the journalist ! Rochester Post Express. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTER: The débutante covered her face with her hands.‘ Never!” she faltered, ‘In such a costume? I dare not.” But. presently her courage revived. ‘The hats!” she joyfully exclaimed; ‘I never thought of the hats. She tripped confidently upon the stage, feeling that nobody would see her afterall. Chicago imes. For an appetizer Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne leads all. For forty years it has taken the lead for its purity. A man would be willing that his wife should have the last word if she wouldn't be s0 long getting to it—The wise man never loses his reputation by trying to answer too many ques- tions. —There is nothing so unreasoning as a woman's love unless it is a woman's prejudice. —Albany Argus. Nothing recalls to the mind of the married man the joys of his single life so vividly as to find that the baby has been eating crackers in | is attracting attention. bed.— Texas Siftings. ‘The end of a novel (compressed by the ed- itor owing to lack of space)—"'. ... Ottokar took a small brandy, then his hat, his depart- ure, besides no notice of his pursuers, mean- time a revolver out of bis pocket, and lastly his own life."—Deutsche Leschalle. Her brow ‘twas like the snowdrif Her throat ‘twas like the swan ; But her nose, ‘tis sad to mention, Had many freckles on. —Chicago Inter-Occan, It seems to be the general opinion in society that Lent was especially instituted for the fast set.—American Traveler, They boycott our oysters in England, and everything American is now discredited abroad —except the American girl. She can still get a prince ora duke if she pays for him, We presume, however, that bridegrooms will de- mand gold bonds hereafter.— Rochester Post Express. The effects of alcoholic excesses promptly Relieved by Bromo-Seltzer—a refreshing drink. She—"* How old would you’say I was?” He—" Um—well, | should say you were old enough to know better than to think I would answer a question like that."—Detroit Free Press, Natural domestic champagnes are now very popular. A fine brand calieu "Golden Age” Dealer—"\ see the butter-makers are dv- manding more laws to protect the public from imposition.” Housekecper—"' It's high time. That last lot of oleo you sold me wasn’t oleo at all. It was nothing but mean, miserable, cheap dairy butter, and it tasted so awful that we couldn't eat New York. Weekly. Asker—"* What is the hardest thing to find in the Boston streets?” 7raveler—"A woman without glasses and gum-shoes on."—PAila- delphia Inquirer. A GENTLEMAN: S SMOKE, WE COULD NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY if paid double the price. It is the choicest Smoking Tobacco that ex A sharp tongue never needs" “Gling. 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