Judge — March 30, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“Tis not so much that marriage fails— For failures come in every trade. | The trouble 's this—when marriage fails No dividend is ever paid. | —Boston Budget. Mrs, WINSLOW’s Sooritine SyRuP for Chil- |uen ‘Teething: soothes the child, softens the coms, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar Fives! 25 cents a bottle. Amateur sportsman—" Your beaters are un- commonly stout. I have noticed the fact be- fore. How is it?” Head game-keeper—"At ordinary times they are lean enough, sir; but when we have the gentlemen from town they always pad their clothes to prevent the shot going through.""—Fliegende Blatter, Babies and children like the taste of it. Phy- ians, the world over, indorse Scott's Emul- n. 5 Bi | Most people prefer to have their pet theories | lustrated by some one else.—A man notices what you say; a woman how you say it. Where are many emergencies which it pays to dodge.—The world’s verdict is never a unani- mous one.—A rose is no sweeter for having thorns —Albany Argus, la Rarebit _ is more delicious and easily digested if washed down with Evans’ Ale, which soothes the sensitive stomach and gives. zest not associated with any other, *quowpesS ON No False Ferments. No Harmful Acidity. No Cloud of Sediment. Bottled at the Brewery by special process, and always uniform, There ts no other Ale \ coed as Evi » H. Evans & Sons, Hudson, N. Y. Just os | wives?” “What are heathens, uncle?" ** Heathens?) Oh—ah—heathens are people who don’t quar- rel over religion."— Foreign exchange. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, Lipsey—" If you were in love what would | you do?" Old Crusty—* Just as the balance of them do, I reckon—make a fool of myself.” | —Philadelphia Record, Champagne as a restorer has no equal Cook's Extra Dry Imperial is pure, deliciou- and sparkling. | “Boys,” said a teacher in a Sunday-school, “can any of you quote a verse from scripture to prove that it is wrong for a man to have two | He paused, and after a moment or | two a bright boy raised his hand.‘ Well, Thomas?” said the teacher encouragingly. Thomas stood up and said, "No man can serve two masters.” The question ended there —Boston Home Journal, | you. ‘The genuine Angostura Bitters cure indiges- tion and restore the appetite. Every druggist keeps them. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers. Old boarder—** What do you mean, sir, by asking me to loan you money? I don’t know you, sir.” New boarder—** That's why I ask '—Detroit Free Press. Shirts READY TO WEAR. 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You don’t drink cocoa HILI you can’t digest It. ode 1s one which will not distress and is a delicious food drink. | “A SINGLE LACE USED.’ | JOne Hand Ties the Lace Antomatic Shoe Tie, FITS ANY 8HOE- | APPLIED INSTANTLY | PATE OF TIES with AMRARY {8 full of pure fun. No polltics. 10e. LAUTIER Fils The only genuine French Olive Oil imported. Has never been equaled. Geo. Lueders & Co., N. Y., AGE ,IESESs: CARE CAUSE WRI les. Dermatologist JOl WOODBURY removes them. 127 W. 24 at Branches Boston, Philadelphia, Chicayi Louis. ‘Send stamp for Book: CAN'T SAKE THEM OFF. King’s Anchor Guard will fit when others fail. optician for them, JULIUS KING OPTICAL CO., 14 Maiden Lane, NEW YORK, Never rancid. Wholesale Agents. Ask your Manufacturers, 1 much commend Jeanette and John ; Their thrift could never be outdone. Though twenty chairs are in the room Night after night they use but one. —Boston Budget. VF YQU'REA Wit GORVINCE THAy OLDEN SCEPTRE Is FER ECON. a Fas FOR ree CES oe 130, 4b405! 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