Judge, 1895-03-16 · page 3 of 16
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# Judge Magazine Page 163 Analysis This page contains several unrelated satirical pieces typical of Judge magazine's format: **"Judos Favorites"** features Lulu Glasher, a performer whose verse celebrates her stage presence and "sprightly" manner. **The comic sketches** on the right ("It's Out") depict a humorous dental extraction scenario—likely satirizing the pain and indignity of tooth removal, a common subject for period humor. **The prose sections** include brief satirical dialogues mocking various social types: a lawyer warning against legal studies, Irish stereotypes regarding drinking, and middle-class domestic situations. **"Circumstances Alter Cases"** depicts a gentleman apparently ignoring a woman, with commentary about changed social attention after marriage—satirizing how male attention shifts once a woman becomes unavailable. The overall page reflects Judge's typical blend of theatrical commentary, domestic satire, and ethnic humor common to early 20th-century American periodicals.
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Photo. by B. J. Fath, JUDGE'S FAVORITES. LULU GLASER. Lulu, dancing lightly, ‘ laughing brightly, -ulu, singing spaghtly, your glances haunt me yet. Think was fast December I saw you — or November — The piece I can't remember, but you I can’t forget. NO CHANCE TO LIE, Mrs. Brown —* How can you say there is more excuse for an Irishman to drink in this country than in Ireland?” Brown —" Because, my dear, over there he can never say he has taken the whisky for a snake-bite.”” THE PROPER ENVIRONMENT. Pat—*Phut are yez goin’ to do afther yez sane the parade ?” Bridget voited me to cilibrate the day wid her in the grane- house.” Shure, the gard’ner’s wife hez in- Suage SUMMED UP. +4] AM willing to be your devoted slave !” Cried the lover with eyes aflame. “1am willing to kneel at your feet all day And perform any service you name; Lam willing to crawl on the earth if you wish, And kiss the dear tip of your shoe "— “* Or, to sum it all up,” interrupted the girl, “* You are willing to be my cuckoo” A DANGEROUS THING. Lawyer—" What's that book you are reading ?” Law-student —“ Oh, it’s a work on common sense.” Lawyer—" Yes, sit; and one day with such a book as that would ruin your mind for legal work forever.” A’ PERFECT SAFEGUARD. Cobwigger—"'\s it true, Pat, that on every Saint Patrick's day you go out and defy everybody to tread on the tail of your coat?” Pat —“ Yis, be jabers !” Colwigger —“ Then take my advice and wear your cardigan jacket.” NO THANKS DUE. Hosress (to Logan, six years old, who is taking din- ner with them)—** Why, Logan! ‘You say they don't ask a blessing at your house? You don’t thank the Lord for what you have to eat 2" LOGAN —" We don’t have to. We pay for what we get.” CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES. Maup—' Is Mr. Merton still p: Mr. Goto’ attention at all now. ‘They're married,"* ying attention to your daughter ?” G— "Why, good gracious, no! He's not paying her any 163 ITs OUT. Story of an aching tooth; or, one thousand miles from the dentist.