Judge — March 9, 1895 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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147 LOCATED. JUDGMENTS. MBS: MULROONEY’S FINE feathers make fine two hopefuls return . sofa-cushions. ing after a day's absence. i “ A new sled will push Mrs. Mulrooney— 3 a a boy up hill. “ Mikie, fwhere bin you?” ‘ ees Tt never rains exactly Mikie—"1 was no- t : : aes when it ought to, where, ma. : Too many cooks spoil Mrs, Mulrooney — ae the corner policeman, “And fwhere was you, j f ae Mean well and do ill Jamesey ?” : 5 and get yourself disliked. Jamesey — "1 was : : ¥ Hunger is the best along wid u : ef ati sauce and asks no saucer. RIGHT IN HIS LINE, : ates Oh Piast " ; the time; but handsome ‘ar ishioner —* Do . does only occasionally. you ever speculate in o 9 Eat humble pic if bonds, Mr. Thumper?” E Pastor—" Only tm you must; but you need rimonial, Mr. Pewrent ; af *s aca ne ana 7 Zi ‘ time. You will need all TURN ABOUT. = |_ a 2 Se facial force for your jaws. Miss Alberta (sweet- s ‘ After all it is not so ly)—" Sing Lee, you come | _ very nice to be one of to Sunday-school, I'll | those men who “always teach you the bible.” kisses all his female rela- Sing Lee (amicably) tives"; he has to kiss so —Allee lite. You tleachee RAGGLES STRIKES IT RICH, 1 many that he doesn’t ; Say | how is this for a dandy spread? I've struck the brownstone fronts for pie, me the blible, T tleachee It hits the spot—that's right, ‘And in Astor's bed I lay. Cote you how to hitee thle Proper grub for a gent to be fed— But talk about feedin’ matches, why— MADELINE ons, pipe.” Tt ‘Il soon be out o” sight. ‘Am Lin it? Say!! AN OLD-TIME FELLOW. AN APPROPRIATE ANTHEM. oO times wuz the good times—never come again ! Cawker—" The quartette at our church has a rare appreciation of the Never see your sweetheart at the grindin’ o' the cane. ‘They've got this achinery that's workin’ fit to kill: Ranest of tinge ey've is new m: : \— res ; é Don't give you time fer kissin’, though your sweetheart’s willin’ still. Cumso —" That's a good quality in a quartette. ; : er Cawker—" That's what it is. Last Sunday, after Dr. Thirdly took Old times wuz the good times—longin’ still to feel his seat, having preached a sermon one hour and a quarter long, the quar- The joy o' cardin’ cotton fer your sweetheart’s spinnin'-wheel. q a dear old ieathe “And i They've got this new machinery what all the spinnin’ does— tette arose and sang that dear old hymn beginning, ‘And are we sti No time to kiss your sweetheart, though she's willin’ as she wuz. alive 2°" UTOPIA. Old times wuz the good times—full o° sweetest words ; 5 . ais ee Better birds wuz singin’ than these caged canary birds. Wandering Willie—" Whut's de dream o' yer life? They've got this new machinery—tells when the sun ‘Il set— Weary Raffles —" To visit de Rhine. I tell yer, pard, a feller cud live You jest can’t fool your sweetheart, though she’s mighty willin’ yet ! like a prince among dem deserted castles.” Old times wuz the good times—gone furevermore ! . Kinder kissed their han’ to you an’ latched an’ barred the door. SOMETHING AT ANY RATE. ‘They've got this new machinery that’s workin’ with a will— Weary Higgins —“ Dusty, I've a awful pain in me stomach.” No time to love your sweetheart, though she's mighty willin’ still, Dusty Sprigg ins (sadly)—"That's more than I has in mine, cully.” THAT WAS AN EASY ONE, ScHooL-TEACHER (fo ¢lass)—"* Can any one tell me from what city we obtain most of our pork 2" Chass (in chorus)—** Cuic-HOG-9 |" comicbooks.com