Judge — March 2, 1895 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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the following exchange of telegrams be- tween a_ Washington correspondent and his hone office shows what one managing editor thiaks of the situation in congress. The man. aging editor led off and the correspondent fol- Towed in this wise: ** We will have lots of space What can you send to fill up?” "Pifow would an accoust of what congress is going to do suit you?” i story can be put in a paragraph.” ‘* Well, how about an account of what congress is not going “We won't have space enough for — Washington Post The pupils of our district school, on Christ- mas, presented their teacher, Broadhead Books- ley, with an elaborate suit of clothes, They were received with many thanks, and in reply . * When covered with this most valu- able present no doubt my mind will be clothed with an as elaborate suit of thoughts of the pupils who so thoughtfully have donated this recious gift to one who needs it most, but t expected it."— Wintergreen Summit cor- respondent of Warren (Pennsylvania) Student, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. Mrs. Winstow's SooritinG Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the \s,allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- 25 cents a bottle, *"1 don't care; But I don't like the Whistler etchings. I can't bear the new front-door towers on Trinity church, and I won't eat olives to please anybody.”— Boston A San Francisco man has been fined forty dollars and costs for sneezing in a theatre and Evidently the manager thought he had a show that wasn’t to be sneez~ refusing to go out. A lady went into a confectioner’s store the other day to buy some sherbet. She asked the clerk what kind of ices they kept.‘ River and lake,” was the reply.—Rochester Post Express. When you feel a general lassitude and break- ing down of the system, Angostura Bitters will work a wonderful change. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, manufacturers, At all druggists. A conscienceless tenant and a tramp with a ragged coat are very much alike—they are each oblivious of the back rent.—£vmira Telegram. 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