Judge — February 16, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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uage. W. J. Awwens Brexwann Gietas, 1. M. Geno PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN- ADVANCE. One copy, one year. or 52 numbers - $5.00 ‘One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy, for thirteen weeks == 1.25 Including the Cwerstatas Joven. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt foreign countries in the postal union, $0.00 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Juncr BuILDiNc), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. GATHE PUBLISHERS of the New York weekly JUDGE notify the public that the wie of JUDGE in local advertising schemes by printing and inserting advertising piges between its leaves, is a direct violation of the publishers’ rights under the copy: right law, Noone is authorized by the publishers to wse JUD they will take prompt measures to stop JUDGE PUBLISHI. in this manner, and irhody from so using their paper. OMPANY, 110 Fifth v York, $97 NOTICE TO PURLISE ght in both the United States and promptly and vigorously prosecuted. S.—The contents of Jupce are protected by copy: at Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be say more. of Senator Hill will THE VALENTIN 0 in the act of coming represent a cuc off his perch. M's POLLARD reminds one of the late southern confederacy—all she asks is to be let alone. HE SOCIALIST to the kaiser—* While I'm obliged to call you mine, you cannot be my valentine.” THROUGH THE DEATH of a Mr, Solo- mon Miss Lillian Russell has ed to be a widow commenc- THE LORD whom May Yohe has married is a poor stick, and the evidence of it lies fact of the marrying. Bit. COOK, who says he never robbed a poor man, apparently looks upon him- self as an animated income-tax. [8 THE FIGHT between Anaconda and Helena as to which shall be the capital of Montana our sympathy is with the snake. no skates, but dey’s gi dulgence was ruining his eyesight, A happy medium would seem to be cight. RS. PARAN STEVENS says the wealthy people of this country are driven to Europe by the abuse of the American press. We observe that many wea thy publishers live in Europe too, What are they suffe from? ig G. BROWN says “the average art-writer knows no more about paint- ing than a bull does about a ruffled shirt.” The comparison is good. ‘The ignorance of bulls as to ruffled shirts has long been a blotch on our civihzation, THE COURT in the witness-chair and call him assume that the right of a lawyer to put Russell 0 unprincipled swindler robber” is beyond question; but if he were a younger man Mr. might reasonably assume the right to spoil the lawyer's face. Q LIL will send no valenti has failed to to Mr, Cleveland this year. He give her a new crown, and the old one isn’t fit to be hus two sonls have several thou: great mai It is triumph ora hts and two hearts beat-as a another blunder of that man Gresham, who hasn't a alentine to his perturbed name. Mx. Jounson—"' I kain't afford toe git dese heah boys toe skate jes’ de same, dey WHITE SLAVERY. HE ‘TKOLLEY-WORKERS of Brooklyn were asked to work from fourteen to seventeen hours for two dollars. That is worse than any slavery the south ever saw, and human nature is not strong enough, men- tally or physically, to stand it long. TOO MUCH OF THIS. N ADVANCED WOMAN caused the arrest on a recent Sunday in this town of persons who sold pins, cigars and fruit, The amazing part of the matter is that the malicious busybody wasn't arrested as a common nuisance. The law is so tender with cranks that it has small time for justice and fair play to decent citizens, THE MAN WITH A MOUTH. A BRIGADIER in congress says he hopes to live to see the day when the lost cause will be resurrected. He will have to die to see that; and when he does see it, poor soul! we trust he will be able to take his place among the union lambs. For sometimes there is good even in a man who talks for notoriety and is as foolish as he is. GREAT MAN. OHN BURNS tells that a New York policeman was about to club him when he said, "Drop your club or I'll break your jaw,” and the club dropped. The veracity of Mr. Burns having been established, he is cer- tainly the most persuasive orator in the world. It looks like a miracle. We believe he could enforce the five-minute rule in a woman’s-rights convention. THE TEMPEST OF THE TEA- POT. PHE GOVERNMENT at Honoluta is in- dependent enough, we hope, to have a little revolution now and then without break- ing up the peace of Europe and the United States. If it isn’t, why is it a government? Still. our war-ships are too pretty and expen- sive to rot in idleness, and if they can't be Sent. to Hawaii and China and Japan and elsewhere, what are they war-sh'ns for? ARBITRATION BY LAW. HE LAW must arbitrate between rail- roads and their employés, and have the power to enforce its conclusions, ‘The people have rights above those of business compa- nies and protective labor organizations, The people gave the railroads their right of w and must control them for their own con- venience and in behalf of both the roads and their employés. ‘That is the only solution of the strike puzzle. NEEDLESS MEANNESS, THE COWARDICE of the mobs that beat the disgraced Captain Dreyfus on his way to the island of his exile may be called patriotism, but it looks more like brute feroc- ity. To kick a fallen man is easy enough, but most persons would prefer not to do it in public. The man’s disgrace and suffering were all-sufficient without this pitiless extra pain and humiliation; and after all Germany was not injured by that hysterical and infamous brutality. . AROUND THE WORLD IN: TEN MINUTES. TEN Mn cording to, the Alantic Monthly, is ample time for the reading of any newspaper. Is it the present Boston cult to be ignorant of the events of the existing period? Must the truly cultured person confine himself to the dead languages and’ the Boston public library? There is a great deal in the news of the day that is not pleasing, as the prevailing war in China, and some of it is necessarily coarse, not to say vulgar; but, after all, there is a good deal of information in it that one cannot afford to do without. A POWERFUL EXHORTER. HE REV. LEM PENROD of Kentucky discussed the saving excel- lence of infant baptism with Layman John Slate, and presently shot at him, but didn’t hit him. Slate shot back, and then the reverend gen- tleman drew a knife and killed him. ‘There is generally extreme earnest- ness in theological discussion, but after all this is not the day for killing heretics; and it is doubtful if baptism or the theory of election will save Mr. Penrod, though he be mightier than the sword, from the punishment of the gallows, whatever may occur to him after that. comicbooks.com,