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There was a very saving man Whose thrift was so intense His friends could never even have ‘A joke at his expense. —Boston Budget, Mars. Winstow’s Soorninc Svxup for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 25 cents a bottle, Master—"* Pat, 1 have a suspicion that either you or I was drunk last night." Pat—"* Oi've ‘a suspicion av thot koind mesilf, sor." Master —'‘Well, Pat, you rascal! which one of us it?” " Pat—"* Well, sor, Oi'll not be cast- in’ anny refliction, but Oi do be sayin’ thot Oi invied yez.""—Richmond Dispatch, Bright eyes, healthy complexion and a vig- orous system result from using Angostura Bit- ters. Sole manufacturers, Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, At all druggists. Sum patriots t'ink dere country ought toe die fo" ‘em.— Oppo'tunities ah bald behin’; yo" mus’ catch dem by de fo'lock.—De bes’ prize- fighter is de pusson who constantly fights frauds. —Wimmen in polliticks is like a dimon’ pin on a dirty shert-boozom.—De shrewd poli- tishun watches his frien's as close as he does his enemies.—A fedder frum de dove's wing sumtimes guides de arrow dat pierces her breast.— De muskeeter might hab been highly prized as a singin'-burd ef bit had only stuck toe dat bizziness.—Artansaw Thomas Cat, Why Evans’? REASONS: Bést Malt and Hops, Mountain Spring Water, Years in the Wood, Improved Bottling Process. RESULT: Finest Ale Brewed, No Harmful Acidity, No False Ferments, No Cloud of Sediment. EVANS’ India Pale Ale Sold by lending. Hotels, Clubs and Cafes. Cc. H. Evans & Sons, Hudson, N. Y. YOR ALL. $8 month lary un e- WoR a edmaaaee “A_SINGLE LACE USED.” Automatic Shoe Tie, One Hand *WW2UIPIS ON APPLIED INSTANTLY PAIR OF TIES with Eitvers woe ah “ JUDGE" OBTAINS AN INJUNCTION. Boston, January joth.—Judge Putnam, in the United “States circuit court, to-day granted a preliminary injunction in the equity suit of the Judge publishing company of New York against Winant P. Bush of this city, restrain- ing the defendant from printing, reprinting or vending periodicals substantially like Jupce. The plaintiff complains that the defendant has infringed upon its trade-mark right and copy- right in the publication of JuDGE by the inter- leaving of that weekly with advertisements of local business concerns and vending the altered paper to the detriment of the plaintiff. ‘There are the names of thirty thousand peo- ple in the authorized list of Chicago's four hun- dred. We would like to get the compiler of that list to figure on the amount of our wealth, but not for income-tax purposes.— Tray Press. A tonic is like a stimulant. good therefrom. stead. No permanent Take Scott's Emulsion in- It was Elsie’s first night at the concert, and she listened delightedly until, as the applause trills subsided, she leaned over to her mother and in avery audible whisper exclaimed, "' Oh, mamma! didn’t that lady gargle her throat just lovely ?"—Brooklyn Life. Telegram from Russi ““SEND TO ANITCHKOFF PALACE, ST. PETERSBURG, IMMEDIATELY, ONE DOZEN VIN MARIANI, FOR HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY, EM- PRESS OF RUSSIA."’ Ordered by the Court Physicians. A subsequent letter, ordering a further sup- Py of fifty, bottles ‘Vin Mariani,” states that the Empress of Russia has derived the STeatest benefit from its use, N MARIANI “The Ideal Tonic Wine. Fortifies, Nourishes and Stimulates the Body and Brain. 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I never go out in them but I am kodaked a dozen times.” —Detroit Tribune, THE CELEGRATED SOHMER PKPianos are tho Best. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. Cavtion.—The buying public will please not con” found the Soumer. Piano’ with one of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— DEAFNESS nd HEAD NOISES relieved by us a WES ea nen db using le- wil has kiven Bo relief. Sate, -comfortabl Niaible, have no wire’ or string attach: ment.” Write for senpALet Witsoa EAR BRUM Se, TRNSHERS ¢ ‘You wii get more prompt attention and better service by mentiouiog Jvbos when answering advertisements. how to obtain a lasting an BE. W. KIMBALL, 3 U OH, IF 1 ONLY HAD HER Complexion! Why, it is easily obtained. 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