Judge — January 26, 1895 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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GRANNY 's COME TO OUR HOUSE. Granny 's come to our house ! ‘An’ ho! my lawzy-daisy ! All the children round the place Is ist a-runnin’ crazy. Fetched a cake fer little Jake, An’ fetched a pie fer Nanny, ‘An’ fetched a pear fer all the pack ‘At runs to kiss their granny. Lucy Ellen's in her lap, An’ Wade an’ Silas Walker Both's a-ridin’ on her foot, An’ *Pollos on the rocker. arthy's twins, from Aunt Marinn's, le orphant Annie, All's a-eatin’ gingerbread An’ giggle-un’ at granny. Tells us all the fairy tales Ever thought er wundered— An’ ‘bundance o' other stories— Bet she knows a hundred ! Bob's the one fer ‘* Whittington,” An’ “Golden Locks” fer Fanny— Hear ‘em laugh an’ clap their hands, Listenun’ at granny ! Jack the Giunt-killer" 's good, An’ *' Bean-stalk ” 's another— So's the one of **Cinderell!” ‘An’ her old godmother ; That un’s best of all the rest— Bestest one of any— Where the mices scampers home, Like we runs to granny. Granny ’s come to our house ! Ho! my lawzy-daisy ! 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