Judge — January 19, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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38 age VAULTING EXTRAORDINARY. s THE COLLEGE-BRED KNIGHT AND THE LION. ANYTHING WOULD DO. ‘sP)OES your husband take much interest in the war in the east?” “Yes, indeed Why, it was only last night that John was trying oi (3 to trace the movements of the Jap- anese on a pattern-plate.” A CRUEL INTERRUPTION. SOOTHE banks and braes 0 bonnie Doon,” sang Clara's emotional young man. EASILY Lo> : a Especially the bray.” commented Clara's hard- CATED. hearted father. ss HERF egram with the date-line lost,” said the telegraph editor to the chief, NS inal | “and I can't tell ‘ . , XG where it is from.” aaa Lavy OF THR HOUSE (fo tramp)—"' Oh, I know your aiptany fe story. You lost that ear and your arm and ‘have to go on What is it crutches because of a dynamite explosion; have a starving about?” 2 wife and seven child "— “rRaMP—" Madam, you wrong me.” Lapy—"'Or you are a veteran of the late war on the way TRAMP—"* Madam, I was a college foot-ball player.” atel- “It is about a horrible murder, and the report goes on to say, “A man named Kilduff is suspicioned of the crime.” “That word ‘suspicioned * locates the news. The dispatch is from Chicago.” A SIN OF OMISSION. [8 PRETTY lines he praised her ways. He praised her virtues many times, He praised her voice in dainty lays, He praised her gloves in sundry rhymes. A SUPERIOR ATTRACTION, First small boy—" Come over and play in this mud-puddle.” Second small boy—" over and play in this one. st small boy—"\ won't. The wa ters dirtier in this puddle than jt is in yours.” pe; you come In sweetest song he vowed he prized Her gown, her shawl, her hat, her shoe ; In sooth he swore he idolized ‘The very streets she sauntered through. a No wonder that she loved him not— = The thought to him did not occur That he in all his rhymes forgot To say one word in praise of her, A FRIGID TASK. ms / ++ }YOW iin the world did you catch such an awful, cold?” “Tve just been try- ing to interview Rudyard Kipling.” IF THEY LIVE. Mr. Cawker (quot- ing)—“Boys will be boys. 55 S Mrs. Cawker (cor BEFORE AND AFTER. FONETIC: SPELLING recting)—" No; boys will This is Jones and his sweetheart’s little brother. FROM the United States mail: “Please Cort, Mount Ver- non, N.Y." It reached the judge. THE WRONG TANK. Janitor—* | want to see the tank, mum.” Lady of the flat (snap- pishly)— Well, he ain‘t here; and what's more I don’t expect him before two or three in the morning.” MOST CORDIAL FRANKNESS. MB. DOBBINS had been urging a friend whom he met to come and dine with him at his home. The gentleman still hesitated in accepting the invitation, so Master Thomas concluded he had best put in a word. You better come,” Tommie advised him. “We don’t have any great shakes of dinners right along, but ma always slings herself when we have visitors.” And this is Jones and his little brother-in-law. comicbooks.com