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JUDGE PUBLISH PANY, 110 Fifth avenue, New Vork, £9 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Junce are protected by copy- eight in both the United States and Great Hritain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THs TOWN has had one honest policeman, He is now dead. M* MAXIM of the flying-machine is a pretty good man, but he can’t fly, BROTHER TALMAGE has got out of his old company and is going to star. ENGLAND and Russia may avenge the Armenian, Who will avenge the Russian Jew? FATHER DUCEY finds it neces- sary to put his archbishop under the severest discipline. i to remark to the investi- gating committees that the New York World "Il get ‘em if they don't go high. CHINESE JINGO—We don’t want to fight, and, by jingo! if we do, we have no men, we have no ships, and there's no fight in us too. eee MAXIMILIAN was backed by both England and France in his little experiment in Mexico. He was shot; and England had better let the Nic: ragua canal alone. AN HUMBLE SUG THe TURK says it was the Arme- nian lamb that roiled the water. One is reminded of the thief that killed the sheep because it threatened to bite him. EFFORT to give the prince of Wales a reception on his return from the czar's funeral provokes a reference to ‘is royal ‘ighness as a great and good pall-bearer. FER'S BILL to prohibit congressional funeral junkets is too cruel to become a law. Congressmen have not too many amusements, and it is well at times to work the eyes as well as the jaws. MBS. NAVARRO says she tired of the stage, and the last year of her life on it was almost unbearable. This is further proof of her great- ness as an actress, for surely her admirers never suspected it. RA WILLARD thinks newspapers ought to be run by the government, ‘That was our impression when she tried to edit a Chicago daily, but it ceased as soon as she went back to her little plat- form. THE TRIBUTE of Dr. Conan Doyle to the American girl is echoed by Dr. Depew, who says he has not grown an hour old in forty years because he loves her. The life-saving properties of that girl are marvel- ous, and all the other doctors say so too. STION BY ONE OF THEM. Why not supply our struggling conductors with magnets when those careless damsels spill their change into the cracks of our car-mats? A CONSERVATIVE SETTLEMENT. HE COLLEGES must not abolish foot-ball, They must modify it. Let us not be as radical against foot-ball as the lovers of the game are in its behalf. Compromise is generally the happy mean. Suppose, for instance, a couple of hours a week be given up to study, and the acci- dents of foot-ball be confined to one death and a few dislocated shoulders a game. THE WORLD'S NARROW ESCAPE. 1B HIS YOUTH Napoleon was as much afflicted with a history of Cor- sica as Mr. Dick was with the head of King Charles the first. When- ever he was in debt, doubt or despair he wrote a history of Corsica. If he had not become a great general he would have been the worst historian in Europe. And now some of the worst historians are plucking revenge from his memory and name. THE TOO PROGRESSIVE WOMAN. HE WOMEN of to-day are said to be two inches taller than those of twenty years ago. They may likewise be said to be broader both as to their views and their shoulders; and they wear their arms so akimbo that it is impossible to get by them without profuse apologies and some exasperating argument. But never mind. Whatever they are and how- ever they demonstrate, they shall be tolerated world without end. PENALTY FOR BACHELORS. | T IS COMPLAINED that Secretary Lamont is sending all the bachelor « officers to frontier posts. And we ob- serve that in Bloomfield, New Jersey, some bachelor mechanics have been discharged from work, as they can better sustain that misfortune than married men. A premium on mar- riage would seem to be unavoidable. Call it punishment of a failure to mar- ty and it is equally fair. CHINA AND THESE STATES. Enya, according to Julian Ralph, is a number of nations, each without sympathy or help for any of the others, It might be well to con- sider the condition of this’ country if the doctrine of state rights had, as was its ultimate destiny if successful in the rebellion, put an end to our general government. Any power might have whipped any part of us, and his sa- tanic majesty would have captured the van and the hindmost. ONE OF THE OUTLOOKS. Fas COUNTRY is always ahead. We have more footpads and train- robbers than there are brigands in Europe. But let us not boast at the beginning of the year. Let us first see whether the law is going to con- trol them or they are going to control the law. We are a truly good people, but there is no country at peace with the world which has more crime—some of it altogether new, but the immensity of it discouragingly bad. ONE OF THE CLAYS. HS MARRIAGE at cighty-four shows that Cassius M. Clay is afraid of nothing in this world. He has been a fighter from the cradle. He was an abolitionist where slavery prevailed, and escaped assassination only through courage and the strength of his conviction. Probably the fifteen-year-old girl who becomes Mrs. Clay is not dangerous; but he must fight his family and friends and public opinion, Yet he is to be congratu- lated. If he might not fight he would be a miserable man. POOR MAN! MB: CLEVELAND is mentioned as the president without a party, and compared with Tyler and Johnson. ‘That is the situation, though perhaps it is the fault of circumstance as well as of executive stupidity. Hill has more friends to-day than Cleveland, and of the enemies of Hill there are not many who are friendly to the president. Not long ago it night have been said that Cleveland at least had the mugwumps at his back, but he has lost the support of the Evening Post and Harfer's Weekly. But let us be fair, Let us remember that Mr. Gresham still stands for Cleveland like a stone wall. comicbooks.com