Judge, 1895-01-05 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 5, 1895 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It's a magazine section dominated by product advertisements rather than cartoons with political meaning. The few cartoons present are **mild domestic humor** without political content. "A Parting" shows a couple saying goodbye, with dialogue about missing a spring visit. "Disfigured For Life" is a doctor advertisement using before-and-after rhetoric to sell skin treatment. The page's main feature is **Carl Upmann's Bouquet Cigar** advertisement, prominently placed at center. Other ads promote Scott's Emulsion (a nutritional supplement), Scientific Suspenders, railroad service, and hotels. The small jokes scattered throughout are light observations about romance and behavior—a woman discussing her engagement announcement, a Georgia man's longevity noted for a lynching committee, Colonel Ingersoll's views on the Bible's practical benefits. These contain no satire, just casual period humor. This appears to be a standard Judge magazine page where editorial content takes backseat to revenue-generating advertisements.
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It 35 ta a bar, to social and “Of course before | The Oklahoma maid-| gives vital strength to mothers po'youwonder that de. | vour marriage you told a = £B sho. was Saueered] and also enriches their milk and 5 thnererance ® [your wife that you) SCIENTIFIC SUSPENDERS. |°” 2 "ar tll cr bs! thus makes their babies thrive, Doctors fail, standard remedics fail, would never be absent Made: for Health, Comfort, Durabitity, and perfect Higed ths he from her side except | freedom ta every tnotion of the body! NG dragging on | convinced that there And hostrums prove worse than useless? r pt | freedom te crerz motion of the body! No dragging oo faced i that "the 9 Skin diseases are most obstinate to cure. when business demand. | in action! Freventing all strain om the buttons when | M2Y De too much of 2) Ss DRA. ENED! i Suto 0 z — Mave earned the titie Skin Specifics, ed your, presence else. | "in tale by all Aat-ciasa dealers, or sent by matt on re | u Because for years they have met with most | where?" ** “And | celpt of price, nc. to #200, postpaid. State height and City Star, i remarkable euceess. Foutssid 'yout would welgnes —— . bat a SCIENTIFIC SUSPENDER CO. (Lim), BUFFALO, N. Y. | si mae aro cases that they cannot! cures. Du gratify every wish of Colonel Ingersoll, Mit on Iclenolong.lrawn-out expenalvecsperiment, here Yes. a ‘And| A Georgia negro has just died at the age of | after all, believes that cents invested In CUTICURA hat you would never | one hundred and eight years. That English|the bible is a good| ; - See ate ones wonnERy speak a cross word 101 Iynching committee should make a note of this. | book, for it has helped| #8 @ Constructive food that pro: her ta ae eocne Atlanta Constitutios him ‘to materially in-| Motes the ‘making of Meal thy cept you : crease his income. The! tissue ard bone. It is a wonder- in these things?” “Say, | um ; . colonel, by toe way, is} ful remedy for Emaciation, General pe tar | MENS UREN COLLARS ae not preaching atheism | peptity “Throat and Lung Comelaints, for? Do I look like a MENS LINEN COLLARS for his health — Cin-| Debllty Throat and Lung. Complaint, winged seraph ?’"— | A - cinnati Commercial ughs serge SiGe Boston Courier. Cie wee Wasting Disoases of Children. Minister —" Good-evening, sonny. 7" era arts ieu la FO e* Mapenny at home?" Brother /apenn = Sone eralal Muehane! "| CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR. | SSRINRORNIA = Everybody Goes With Phillips, E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO,, { » poate fourteea, years of experience, i bantiien ae fornia Excursions tee that the Pulllipe ioc LARGEST LINE OF Isfand Excursions are the best. ‘Touris-Care, with upholsiered seats, running on faat train, ‘ander the personal guidance of a Fhiipe PHOTOGRAPHIC BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. Ro a sya OR Le | America’s Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. For Sale by Grst-class Dealers Everywhere. | mee S00 sroston Tuesdays, and Chicago Thursdays, SUPPLIES |, | ~ teceived the Highest Award for Merit and General Excellency,” World’s Columbian E: ¥la Scenic Houte (D. a It. osition, the oniy ine throu ie = position, 1808. | Kale Laie to ban Francisco and Los Angeles = For rates, berth reserva IN THE WORLD. ‘A Phillips & Co., 296 Wasniegten St., Boston, Mass. : A Phillipe & Co., 16 Exchange Gt, Bafale, ¥. 7. Send for Catalogue A. Phillipa & Co., 239 Breatway. N.Y. city, ¥. ¥. The Ivreevarionat Annvat for fgg is now [” ‘A Phillips & Co., 111 8. Mist Ot.. Philadelphta, Pa. ready, price 75 cents, Postage 18 cents. 7 ‘AL Phillips & Ce., 104 Clark St., Chicago, IL. 591 ADWAY, NEW YORK. | 91 BRO. ¥ ¥ NO. SEBASTIAN, Y i ; G. P. A., Chicago, TL. He (at the trysting-place)—"* What a ! : y) , Tt doesn’t seem so strange that money flies you have kept me waiting !" Ske—"" Quite the ‘ . , when you come to think that every ten-dollar contrary. It is only six, and I did not intend i gold-piece is an eagle.— Philadelphia Record. to be here before seven.” »//e—"* Just so; but f ‘ you have mistaken the day. I have been wait- here since yesterday."— Humoristische ! i BY, 3 i ( vay ‘RUPTURE CURED WITH our Improved Elastic Truss. Worn with ease nightand day. ieetaine the rupttire under tbe bard: cat exercibe oF severest strata. ex in'attendance tor indies, MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT, ‘ Wes : You can leave Grand Central Station, the ry f Hast Ef f Sh Jand made to order by very centre of the city, FINDLER & WIBEL, 121 Nassau Street, New York. For Chicago, St. Louis and Cincinnati, | {ff ¥ GAs y in a magnificently equipped train, ; ih , A LEADING HOTELS. 4 i} i [We recommend all hotels advertised in Juvce.} Via the New Vork Central, i Bi on 4 ‘ - — The Great Fouretrack Trunk Line. seen NBororaan Pean (Opposte Grand Cemral Depot | ; York day and upwards. 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