Judge — December 29, 1894 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE MUSICAL. RIVALS. THE DUN. ELIS bugaboo of New-year's day Seems quite bereft of reason— Unsatistied if you but pay ‘The compliments of the season. AN ALL-AROUND PRESENT. Giles —* What did Cora give you for Christmas ?” Merritt —"That's a_mys- tery I've tried in vain to solve As she made it herself 1 don’t know whether it’s a pincushion N—" Whata you doa ona my oF @ tobacco- pouch, but at pres- ent I'm using it fora penwiper.” beata, Judasimo?" SECOND ITALIAN" isa my beata, Satan- NECESSARY ADJUNCTS, close at “And the corps of physicians >" “Ready within Mr. Sportsman bagged a brace of pretty ducks yesterday. THE EXASPERATING COOPER. [7 VAS after the furnished cottage was rented for the summer that Bobbie's life became a burden to him. It was “Don’t touch that, Bobbie; it belongs to Mr. Cooper”; or “Be careful of that, Bobbie; it is Mr. Cooper's"; or “Look out or you will break that, Bobbie. You must remember it does not be- long to us, but to Mr. Cooper.” One night he was standing by the window looking out at the rising moon when he turned to his mother and said, * Mamma, is the moon Mr. Cooper's too?” ‘ou say there are twenty-five thou- | sand people present?” Bovn—"' Maladito! Hava blooda !”” “At least that number.” i} “Then let the foot-ball game pro- ceed.” “SANTA CLAUS HAS BEEN.” KING my boy upon my knee, When Christmas night was closing in, { told him that T hoped he'd be A good boy all the vea “What's the use, pa? Santa Claus has been.” THE VANDAL. [TS nice to hear the New-year chimes Ring out their symphony of rhymes ; But every rose must have its thorn, And one forgets the year new born When Mr. Damphule toots his horn. ONLY. Se\YJHAT number, WwW please?” The wealthy and re- ired cab-driver uncon- sciously fell into his old form of expression. “Bear up, old man, It is "—the great surgeon at his s suringly slapped him on the back || ~" triplet A BUSINESS RULE. E HAD been mak- ing an avowal of love to the heiress. “And may | have an answer to-morrow, dearest ?” “Not to-morrow, George. In money matters I always insist upon three days of és grace.” BotH—(Dead silence ) | POOR, BUT NOBL! | Inquiren—" What did you put that looking-glass on your wife's grave KNEW HE'D NEED-IT. | for? Quericus —" How did his wife come to make him a New-year present | THE BKAVED—" Oh, our neighbors have such a beautiful tombstone, 4y 3 and I thought as long as I could not afford it I'd give Mary the reflection any- Of @ PIPE - La 1 how.” Gynicus —"1 suppose it was because he swore off smoking. comicbooks.com