Judge — December 29, 1894 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

446 THE RISE OF AARON POLLAK—AS EVIDENCED BY THE BUSINESS SIGN. TeV! & OPPENHEIM, | ‘Two years after, THE TRAMPS ARE ON.TO IT, Ss ADY," said Breezy Byles, “we were on our way, like the migratory leetle birds, to a hospitable winter resort when - with an unparalleled generosity you regale us with this pie.” Then he finished the second piece and burst nto convulsive sobs. “But good heaven: been threatened with appen- dicitis,”* and he wiped his eyes with his whiskers. “ Poor emant!"" said the old lady, giving him a silver dollar; l never thought of that.” Around the corner of the orchard he frescoed the head of the white dog following at his heels by smashing the pie over his head and sent him back looking as if he had cut his throat with a wire fence. “Sudden inspiration,” said Breezy, “is better than slow wisdom, and a nimble dollar is better than a steady job in a phosphate factory.” OPPENHEIM & F Four years after. YOUR WIFE, SHE smiles, ard from past sins absolves The while she hears you swear off; Though well she knows your good resolves Within a month will wear off. RESIGNATION. . sYOUNG woman, said Ethel’s father, “1 am going to take some of the nonsense out of you “OF course, father,” she re- plied dutifully, “that is as you wish. But 1 should have thought you had \ \ enough of \ \\ NOT PRESSED FOR TIME. Stoophead —“ Budd ‘never seems to have anything todo, He must have a private income.” Brightpate—" Oh, no. He tells me he’s the advertising manager of the Congressional Record.” Parson Jackson —"' Doan’ yo" know it's wrong ‘on de Lord's day? De Lord hab got his to go shoot eye on yo" an" TOO FOOLISH FOR HIER. Minsix— ‘Mr, Dillie, if I should consent to be your wife are you sure you would never object to my dressmaker's bills, never Tefuse to buy opera tickets when asked, never—er—in fact, never object to any expenses which I might wish to incur?’ Me. BILL arling. 1 swear it !* Minste—* Well, Mr. Billie, if you can’t hold on to your money any better than that I'must say no." COULDN'T SIST IT, For de Ian's sakes, chile, gimme dat gua! gasted ole coon in dat tree.” Dar's a dod- Mr, Pollak today. MISS YELLOWLEAFE. FOR January, cold, unkind, No wonder you should hunger ; For every New-year's day, I find, You grow some five years younger. HER DIARY. 'O SEE it she disputes his claim, Ir fills him full of rage; For he is sure his rival's name Appears on every page, comicbooks.com