Judge — December 22, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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An old song says that Britons never, never will be slaves, And boasts about Britannia, the ruler of the waves; But I've just crossed the stormy sea and I regret to state ‘That if Britannia ruled the waves she didn't rule ‘em straight. —Hartford Courant. Mars, WinsLow’s SoorHinc Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 25 cents a bottle, ** False one,” he said, ** would that I never had wed you. ' Your teeth are false, your com- plexion is store-made, your hair is another's. You are wholly false.” ** No, not wholly,” she replied. ‘1 have a mind of my own. as you well know,” And he was forced to admit the bitter truth of her statement.— Cincinnati Tribune, Cook's Imperial. World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” De milk ob hooman kindness will sour ‘bout as quick as enny udder milk.—De gloomy an’ resentful ah allus foun’ among dos who hab nuffin’ toe do an’ do nuffin'.—It sho’ takes a wise man toe suffer prosperity, but mos’ ev'ry fool kin suffer adversity.—Envy is only fixed on merit, an’, like de sore eye, hit is offended wid ebervt'ing dat is bright— Artansaw Thomas Cat. Packer’s Tar Soap. “Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing.” —Journal of Health, New York. “Excellent in dandruff, chafing and itching.”— Medical and Surgi- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.” —Medical Standard, Chicago. KALAMAZOO Duplicate Whist. For Home Amusement and Instruction in the game of Whist the Kalamazoo Method is unequaled _For Whist Players it makes an appro- Prite CHRISTMAS GIFT. om Ask your Dealer for the game, or write us. IHLING BROS. & EVERARD, Whist and Duplicate Whist Rules and Whist Etiquetas adopted Uythe KALAMAZOO, fh American Whis sett MICH. aby aadreas on Pecelpt of ic. stamp. : Jupce says if Cleveland had indorsed Hill ‘there wouldn't have been enough left of Hill for indentification. If Jupce had only made this plain before election Cleveland would have written the indorsement with the most tumult- uous enthusiasm.— Dansville Advertiser. No Christmas and New-year's table should be without a bottle of Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the world-renowned appetizer of ex- quisite favor, Beware of counterfeits. Sweet girl—" Would you risk your life for me?" Lover—"* Indeed | would." Sweet girl hen get in front of me and fight your way up to that bargain-counter."—Good News, Ideal Winter Mountain Resort. KENILWORTH INN, ASHEVILLE, NoRTH CAROLINA. Husband —" H'm—er—what’s’ the matter with this cake?" Iife (angrily)—"* Nothing at all. The cookery-book says it is the most delicious cake that can be made."— Boston Home Journal. Florida Booklets sent by Hotel Ormond, Florida. “Some women remind me of hens,” said Crimsonbeak to a friend. ‘They never find anything to-day where they laid it yesterday.” As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S LITTERS. General Clay's heirs perhaps think that in taking a young wife the general is appointing a receiver for his own estate.— Cleveland Plain Dealer, ADORN YOUR HOME. Christmas is approaching. Young and old will soon meet around the joyful Christmastree. What shall we buy as presents lor our kindred and friends? The brains of thousands are racking to solve this problem only to be confronted by another tormenting question Swill your selection be liked? And still how easily can this matter be solved. The charming Diaphanies, or colored glass pictures, of Messrs. Grimme & Hem: pel, 310 Broadway, New York, offer a splendid oppor. tunity of most thoughtful and appropriate gifts which will always please and create a’ perpetual source of delight, ‘These wonderful transparencies are made Up in the daintiest styles, and can be used for hang {ng in of decorating entire windows. ‘The {rarmes are novel. Some have a plain border of nickel or brass, others a cathedral border. in which large colored disks are used, and in otbers an etched border in black and white relieves the gayer tinted pictures. All the designs—and they have a large variety of beautiful subjects—are extremely artistic, producing brilliant color effects. They will add splendor to any apartment, however richly furnished. ‘The Diaphanies are on sale at almost all art stores and picture departments of first-class. dy goods houses, or may be had direct from the manufacturer. Nodd—""I saw you in the theatre-pit the other night. Didn't know you ever went there.”" — Yonkers Statesman, Todd—" 1 had my wife with me."—Wew York Sun, DECKER BROTHERS’ Matchless P| ANO UNION SQUARE~WEST- NEW YORK plexion, use only Pozzot nothing equal to it, Powder; there is ‘TROY IMPROVED CNLOMIDE OF GOLD CURE. Engendera no Loss of Nerve force. Patlenta treated at Home. Correspondence wollelted. N. D anager, 21-32 Kirk Bulldiog, Syracuse, N, ‘You will get snore prompt atte by mentioning Jubo® wheo a 20th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remed! By PROF. HARLEY PARKER. FRA. C.K. Lone & Co., 1013 Arch St, Philadeipbia, Pa, “igvery one should read this little book.""—A thenaewm. ever wore—the comfortable. ‘wenty-five cents, bY) GETER AA RXR IA REL XXL UA GSTER IF YOU WILL PARDON ME &% T'll take off my coat and show you the best suspender I It's made with “ graduated” clastic-cord ends, which slide in front, stretch as much as I can reach, last indefinitely, and make the ‘suspender supremely Beside it's as eles gant a_brace as is sold. pai Only Fifty cents. A cheaper model, the ‘* Workers,” Both have ‘* graduated” cord ends. 2 Sample pairs mailed for price. CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., No. § Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mass. mM M * ™ Really, you would better try a Best dealers have them. DRUM IN POSITION, Mihd GSR DECKER BUILDING z : DEAFNESS peer rl Lee sng HEDS HUES aired Une FAR DRUMS. New sctentife tavention, entirely dif: ferent im constraction from all otber de- Vices. 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