Judge — December 8, 1894 — page 45: what you’re looking at

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UNFAILING SIGNS. Miss Ethel, Mr. Shallowpate has jist come ; an’ it's me opinion thot if he don’t propose to-noight he nivir will.” ely uncalled for, Mary Ann.” but Oi tought Oi'd tell yez, fer he looks loike a sick pickpocket, an’ wid a shmoile ahn ‘im loike a Fenian abn the schaffold,” AN ARGUMENT. oe ENoucu ! This is the same mistletoe you caught me under before when you kissed me.” “IT know; but this is a different kiss “ and he took it. BROUGHT TO MIND. What did your husband mean by saying that he would be thinking of Christmas all the coming year?” Mfrs, Penfield—" We bought the presents on the installment plan.” EASILY EXPLAINED. Kidkins —"1 see by the paper a woman found in her Christmas stocking a pearl-ornamented mandolin, an_alarm-clock, a five-pound box J candies, a dictionary, a quart bottle of cologne, and some other sdkins —" Pooh! 1 sible?” don’t believe it. How could that be pos- Kidkins —* Why, she is the fattest woman in the world, so a dime- museum manager says.” MASTER AND MASTERED. The bully of the wild west at home— —and when he paid a visit to New York, comicbooks.com