Judge — December 8, 1894 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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SHE APPRECIATED THEM. if, as you say, you love SWE Clarence why don't you re- lease George, Harry, Fred and Eugene?” “LT know my business. It isn’t going to be a cold day for the dear boys until after Christmas.” IN DAYS OF OLD. N Santa Claus you once Uelieved— “Twas foolish, you'll allow ; But while you know you were deceived, Are you much wiser now ? BLUNT BUT HONEST. Chicago girl—" And this little ring is for me?” George—" Ves; does it come as a surprise?” Chicago girl Vell, rather, 1 expected a bigger stone.” A LARGE CONTRACT. FAatner (fo daughter's suitor)—" Can you support a family ?” Surror—* Yes, T think so,” FaTner—" Well, you must remember that there are ten of us." 1. MR. ListMan (to Dennis O'Harrigan, who peddles ice for the exalderman in the warm weather)—" Dennis, take this old gentleman one hundred and fifty feet from the po'ls and give him a Democratic paster for alderman.” 2, One hundred and fifty feet. THE SECRET BALLOT IN HIS BUSINESS. = in giving useful pres- se] BELI ents, don z better than a lot of frippery. What did you give your husband 2” A nice suit of bullet - proof >; Spring poet.” AN ALTERED CASE. Mrs, Brown —* Johnnie has been for a tin whistle and a drum.” Brown —"Well, he can’t: have them.” Mrs. Brown —"\ forgot to tell you he was going to spend Christmas with mother.” ‘rown —* Ran right out and buy them.” 3. And he got the only paster Dennis was acquainted with, IN SYRACUSE. comicbooks.com