Judge — November 17, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘The brave man wants no charms to encour- age him to duty, and the good man scorns all warnings that would deter him from doing it. Bulwer. Mrs. Wixstow’s Sorina Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 25 cents a bottle. , The Chinese say they will win in the long run. The Japs are hampered by their stilt shoes.— Chicago News. Cook's Imperial, World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Rejected suitor—" 1 can never love another.” Rejecting unsuited: thought you'd reach your limit after a while."—Detroit Tribune, Hudson—"' Great Scott | times are hard. 1 must economize. Can you help me?" Kare. bit—* Why, cert, old man. Do as I do—quit uampagne and stick to Evans’ Ale.” Most women desire to be loved, while men are usually content if only well treated.— Albany Argus. Gossip is de bizziness ob de feeble-minded, hit enfeebles enny mind hit captivates. Gossip, an’ particularly society gossip, is po'r drivel." Hit is only chin deep. Hit is perhaps not so hard fer gossip peeple toe mind dheir own bizziness, but hit is de monotony dey can't stand. Yo' can git more wind outer a ten-cent fan dan yo’ can from a five-dollar one, an’ hit is de same way wid a ten.cent man,—Aréan- saw Thomas Cat, _ No well-regulated household should be with- out Angostura Bitters, the celebrated appetizer. Manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. When James Freeman Clarke and Dr. Holmes were in college together once they were talking of metaphysics, when Holmes exclaimed, “I tell you, James, what I think metaphysics is like. Iv is like a man splitting ‘That there is nothing new under the sun is shown by 9 correspondent of the 7ribune in Ripley, Ohio. He says, In your issue of October 18th, the following verse appeared : asked the wife, why will you always yawn Betore | the face that once you so admired te Said he, “" The husband and the wife are one, ‘And when I am alone it makes me tired.” voor, Here is a verse I clipped from a paper and pasted in my scrap-book some thirty years ago : “ My dear, what makes you always yawn?” A Wife exclaimed, her temper gone. “Is home so dull and dreary?” Not so, my love,” he said, “not so; But man and wife are one, you know, And when alone I'm weary.” All of which shows that an r of a funny ee must have a memory running back to Noah or an old joke will be worked over oc- casionally and find its way into the columns of his paper.—Cincinnati Tribune, Song is the soul's playtime,—Cleveland Plain alog. When it is done he has two to split.” Dealer. 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