Judge — November 10, 1894 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE LIVING PICTURE AND THE FLY. SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. THE seed is stronger than the soil. False alarms create false securities. Our pre-existent habits are our present tendencies. In the whirligig of time some one must take the dust. Life is a combination of which the secret is not given. The mundane world is conducted on the defen- sive plan. Fidelity is the conservative preserver of type, cus- tom and race. When a thing is hard to endure something harder may come to make it easier. If Nature were to disclose her processes’ man would have the audacity to patent her inventions. Praise not a servant too greatly, lest he be puffed up and masterful; nor too little, lest he be discour aged. Homely truths are like home remedies—apt at times, but applied upon every occasion whether they A SINCERE GIRL. +4 MISS GOLDBY flattahed me verwy much yestah- di id Freddie Hayrebrane. “Indeed “Ya-as. She told me that when I came out on the stage in ouah pwivate theatwicals | looked good enough to eat.” “Well, that is substantially what she remarked to me. She said your face was like a boiled lobster.” REASON AND INSTINCT, IT IS reason gives a man the light ‘That he may find out what is right ; Bat instinct is the woman's lot— Tells her she's right if so or not. CHANGED HER MIND. Lady visitor — Well, Maisie, | have come after that new baby; you know you told me last week that you didn’t want it and that I could take it home.” Maisfe— Well, you can't have it, I want it my- fit the case or not. KeATIORINE GHOSJHAN. ; self aow; but I'll get you a piece of paper and you can cut a pattern.” A ROUND OF FESTIVITY. ++] SUPPOSE you were banguet- ed while abroad?” said Mr. Warren of New York to his Boston friend. : “Yes,” replied that precise user of language in an ironical tone, “1 was banqueted, breakfasted, din- nered and suppered.” SUBSTITUTES. ITE fashions change when winter comes, So Gotham’s giddy lads Are wearing now chrysanthemums Instead of liver-pads. A DISAPPOINTING CIR- CUMSTANCE. Traveler (inquiring at feudal castle) —" Can I s#* the antiquities to-day?” = se aaa re Pare WHICH 1S WHICH? MODERN [RULES as : x One of these men fought in every battle Mr. Suucum (the pri: fer)—"* Ne said dat ob me, did he? sir, My lady and her daughter of the late war; the other has played in a ‘me er pen an’ some paper, quick! I'll lick de s uffin’ outer de bloke. have gone to town.” college foot-ball game. comicbooks.com |