Judge — November 3, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Every now and then some writer, generally of the stronger sex, bewails the alleged fact that no statues have been erected in this coun- try to commemorate the deeds or works of wo- men. For instance, a humorist in Jupce re- cently said, ‘Do you know, there has never been a statue erected to a woman in the history of the world?" ‘Two statues of women have been erected to women in the United States— viz., one to Mollie Pitcher, done by Sculptor Keliy, representing that revolutionary heroine assisting in firing a cannon, and one in New Orleans to a Frenchwoman named Margaret, who, although unlettered, was a philanthropist, and left her large fortune, which she made as a baker, to found asylums for orphans. ‘The movement to erect a statue to Mrs Bloomer of bifurcated-garment fame may assume definite shape when it has been finally decided whether women shall wear skirts or trousers.—Mew York Commercial Advertiser. Mrs. Winstow’s Soorittna Syrup for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Fhwea, 25 cents a bottle. The pretty girl who yesterday Essayed to ride the bike Brings out her bloomers when they ask Her what fall styles are like. — Washington Star, Brain fatigue from wear and tear Speedily relieved by Bromo-Seltzer. “I think I will take a holiday the next three weeks,” remarked the secretary and treasurer of a private company to the chairman thereof. “But you returned from one only two weeks ago.” “True; that was my holiday as secre- tary; I wish to go now as treasurer." — 7id- Bits, Cook's Imperial. World's Fair “highest }| award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Success in business is paved by the type- setter and made smooth by the printing-press. —Vonkers Gazette, A good many men believe in advertising, but seem to think it should be free.—A/bany Ar- CHOICEST SMOKING A 2oz trial package postpaid for 25 cents. 7 MARBURG BROS. THE AMERICAN TOBACCO Co, Successoc: BALTIMORE, Mo. ‘oa with rich chocolate flavor, retain- ‘all the nutritious and fat - producing Dperties yet not distressing to the most lelleate, can be produced. Proven in Yeast—‘' Was that the doctor I saw coming out of your house a little while ago?’ Crim- sonbeak—* Yes, it was." Yeast —*‘Is your brother worse?" Crimsonbeak—“* Yes ; ten dollars worse."— Yonkers Statesman. “T wish you would give me a receipt for this lovely cake, Mrs. Bouncer.” “* Certainly, Mr. Bounder ; but don’t you think a receipt for your last quarter's board would do instead ?"—Hal/| i Holiday. years to get where Iam to-day.” Mr. UrTeRDate.—* Well, if you'd Knox Hat as I do, you would have gott "TWOULD HAVE HELPED HIM ALONG. Mr. Crartinc.— Young man, you must be patient. It took me’ many have begun at the top, by wearing a fen there much quicker.”* THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Pianos aro the Best. ‘Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St, New York. Cavtion.—The buying public will please not con” found the ‘Sonmer. Prato with ove of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade, Our name spells S—0—-H-M-E-R. ‘The man whose hat was knocked off by a drooping telegraph-wire said it was a very catching head-line.—Printer's Ink, TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURE. Engenders no Loss of Nerve force. Patients treated fome.. Correspondence sollcited. 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DOWD, Sclentite Physical and Dee FORTIFIES NOURISHES STIMULATES REFRESHES Brain\: Indorsed by eminent Physictans everywhe sou a Dacocters ax cnoceas, Sent Fre, atuum: 7s Portearrs| and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities.” MARIANI & O0., #3 West 1th 81, New Your, “Do you still like the picture you bought ?” “*No, not since I got the hang of it."—Detroit “*Old Jones should have been hung ten years ago!” ‘ Well, there's hope yet."” * What do you mean?” ** His wife's runnin’ for sher- —Atlanta Constitution, As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. Amid all the learned research of the century nothing has yet disclosed why a boy cannot sit down in a rocking-chair without grinding the points of the rockers into the woodwork.—Kock- land (Maine) Tribune. Scientist (at railroad restaurant)—"' Do you know, sir, that rapid eating is slow suicide?” Drummer—" Vt may be ; but on this road slow eating is starvation,”—New Fork Weekly. All persons afilicted with dyspepsia find im- mediate relief by using Angostura Bitters, of Dr. J. G. B, Siegert & Sons. Ask your drug- ist. If there is anything a woman despises it is a beau whom she doesn’t admire,—Ga/veston News, ‘The Sohmer piano is the prime favorite for artists for both concert and private use, C. C, Shayne’s name in a fur garment isa guarantee of reliability. Awarded highest prizes at the world's fair. Shayne’s, 124 and 126 West Forty-second street, New York, is the leading fashionable resort for reliable and elegant furs. 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