Judge — October 27, 1894 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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HE COULD DO. The “caller” has just cried “* Swing your partners!” JuD6E THE SECRET OF HER SUCCESS. + ¢{RS. BLITHE seems to be very popu- lar with the gentlemen. They all seem anxious to have a word with her. Is she a brilliant conversationalist ?” “No, she is not a brilliant conversation- alist; but she makes every man think he is.”* THEIR DREAMS. AID he, ‘' Wife, you're crowned with your beauty No one can dispute me in that.” Said she, ** If you'd but do your duty I'd be crowned besides with a new hat.” And that night, when they both slept upon it, What visions their light slumbers fill! She had a swect *‘dream of a bonnet" ‘And he a bad dream of the bill. FELINE HUMAN NATURE, K!TTYANN had been warned, but, cat- like, she paid no heed. She had been told that if she persisted in cavorting around the edge of the half-filled bath-tub every morning she would fall in, sure. But Kittyann kept it up; sometimes leaning far over to sniff the water, scenting fish, no doubt; sometimes touching the clear surface very gingerly with a plushy paw. One morning the expected happened. “Zip! “Yeow!" There was a splash and a wild, watery yell, and then with one bound Kittyann had cleared the hallway from the bath-room and landed in the middle of the bedroom floor, drenched to the skin and spit- ting blasphemy. I.think she was the mad- dest cat I ever saw. Now her young son Thaddeus sat on the cool hearth-stone quietly performing his ablutions and doing nothing to offend his mother, certainly; but no sooner did Kittyann’s flaming eye light on him Thaddeus picked himself up with a bewildered air, spat disrespectfully at his disgruntled mamma and walked deliberately out of the room and out of the house. He will probably never return, Kittyann now takes her morning exercise on the back fence. MADELINE ORVIS, A LONG-FELT WANT, but is there a vacancy in your company which T could fill?” AMATEUR AcTOR—" Pardon me We haven't hail a square meal for a week.” here are a dozen vacancies here which you could fill if we were only can- HEROIC FAILURE. CHOLLY—"* She's approaching. Confront her and demand a kiss; then I Il rush out and put you to flight.” smack fram "“— than she made one leap for him and fetched him a cuff over the head that sent him sprawling clear across Miss Armstronc (late of Vassar) — ** You audacious villain (Cholly rushes out.) 1 owdashus villin! fer run. nin’ me up erginst John L.'s sister. comicbooks.com