Judge — September 15, 1894 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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WALTER BAKER & CO, ‘The Largest Manufacturers of PURE, HIGH GRADE COCOAS AND CHOCOLATES (On this Continent, have received SPECIAL AND HIGHEST AWARDS on all their Goods at the CALIFORNIA MIDWINTER EXPOSITION. (Their BREAKFAST EAKFAST COOOA, eek teh Pr ike the 8OLD BY GROCER EVERYWHERE. WALTER BAKER & CO. DORCHESTER, MASS. — A sensitive Southwark girl gets seasick every time she wears a yachting-cap.—Philadelphia Record. “tf Nothing Happens” You often say.—But acci- dents will happen. Do you know that $24 a year will buy a $10,000 accident policy—the best written — with the oldest and best Mutual Accident Company in the world? The United States Mutual Accident Association, 20, 122.4 226 DROADWA‘, NEW YORK, Wu. Buo, Suara, Secretary. You don’t have to bump on a MONARCH unless you are built that way. Improve your general condition | by riding the King of all Bleyel Highest’ Honore at the Werks Columbian Stvlew—Ladies and Gents. TONARGH and keep infront. MONARCH CYCLE CO. Laxe & Harsray Sr. CHICAG No. a8o Wabash Av. os. 97-09 Reade St Ne iting and Sales Agents You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jcbax when answering advertisements Mrs. Tompkins—* 1 wonder why these Ital- ian women never wear bonnets?” Tompsins— "Obs that's easily explained they never go to the theatre."—Syracuse Post. Tommy's father (sternly)—"* What were you fighting that bad boy for. Yommy?” Tommy— “To keep from gittin’ licked."—Detroit Free Pres. The Sohmer piano has always maintained a leading position, and to-day it has few equals and no superiors. ‘The Sohmer can rest upon its merits and win every time, As the express dashes through the station— “Oh, porter! doesn't that train stop here? * No, mum ; it doesn’t even hesitate, Jilson says that since the introduction of shoemaking machinery the old-time disciples of St. Crispin have had to.come down a peg or two.—Buffaly Courter, A FRIENDLY GREETING. ‘Must have had a fine vacation, George. You look as brown as a‘ Beechnut* ham.” A mother's idea of as good luck as any one can ask for is to occasionally find a pair of stockings in the pile that doesn't need darning. Atchison Globe. WHat availeth it if a girl wear white-kid slip- persand nobody sees them ?—Oil City Blizzard, G. A.R. ANNUAL ENCAMPMENT. Low Rates to Pittsburg. Interest in the annual reunions of the Grand Army of the Republic and Naval Veterans As- sociation grows with each succeeding year, not only among the veterans themselves, but among all patriotic citizens of the republic. ‘The encampment this year at Pittsburg, from present indications, promises to be as interest- ing and enthusiastic as any reunion since the war. Thousands of veterans from all parts of the country will be present, and Pittsburg will surpass herself in showing them her hospital- ity. "rhe Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets from all ticket sta- tions on its line east of the Ohio river for all trains September 6th to roth, valid for return passage on all trains until September 2sth, in- clusive, at one fare for the round trip. For more detailed information write to C. P. Craig, general eastern passenger agent, Balti- more and Ohio Railroad, New York, N. Y. We. Jepor's Linkany is fall of pare fan. No polities, DUFFY’ S PURE HISKE' TRAIN pay OUT sam My prices 230, ana it ie'30 A Tess" beautiran: ate 7, ih ter “will noe appease q THE NATIONAL MFG, & IMPORTING CO., 834 DEARBORN STREET, ‘Cricaco, tut. FOR. MEDICINAL OSE NO FUSEL OIL This is the time of year when there is a chill 'n the atmosphere, malaria in the air, and when coughs and colds are painfully prevalent. |YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO NECLECT A COLD, | and you should take the best known preparation | for it. Nothing which has ever been discovered has equaled Duffy's Pare Malt Whiskey for counteracting the first approach of any cold, cough or malarial symptoms, It is for sale by druggists and grocers universally, but care d that none but Duffy's is ‘for our illustrated book. DUFFY MALT WHISKEY CO., QOOOOQOEQOOOOOOQOOOOOOOO Bicycling for ates and gentlemen is ren- © dered doubly pleasant, & easy, and comfortable © by the wearing of the ® right kind of underwear. © The kind that don’t roll © up, crease, or wrinkle, but fits perfectly and yields without binding to all motions of “@ body. That kind is the 8 Ypsilanti Union Suits. Send for new a8 logue and price ist, also new book on men’s underwear, entitled: “Modern Underwear, and How to Wear it.” They are free. Q Hay & Topp Mre. Co., Ypsilanti, Mich, iat taae } OOQ0OOOQOOOQOOEOOOOOSSSCOS An exchange says the “* Japs are full of dar-| | That wasn't a bad epigram’ of Debs's that ing.” Yes; and unless the news we get is|"*a government ownership of railroads is bet. doctored the Chinese are full of lead.—Cana. | ter than a railroad ownership of government.” joharie Radii, World. : ©DOOOOQQOOOOOOOOOOOOO®O A LAUGH IN EVERY LINE. Direct Returns A SPECIALTY. - ° JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE. Nothing else but Fun. All Fun, Pure Fun. If you want value received in advertising employ this medium. We confidently recommend it to all. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., 110 Fifth Avenue. NEW YORK. Rochester, N. Y. ‘AS GOOD AS A ‘BEECH-NUT’ HAM.” comicbooks.com