Judge — September 8, 1894 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Don’t take € een There is but one BROMO SODA and that's the one you want for | headache, brainwork, | ity and indigestion. Bryer alla, bade by W.R, Waroer& | = a \ } “Angelina (to her new betrothed)—"* Oh, Ed- win, there's such a good-looking girl just hind you! Do look!" £dwin—""Ah, I've no eyes for good looks now, darling."—New York Venetian Blinds, Made on a new principle, and commend ‘themselves at sight. Handsomest and ‘most’ convenient (inside) blind in the world, Dura- ble and decidedly’ reason- able in price. Write for Catalogue and Price- list, Over 100,000 are in daily ALBANY BLID NETIAN D CO, U.S.A. | Albany, N, “It’s always easy to count the cost,” says | the Manayunk philosopher, "but it's not so easy to pay it." —PAiladelphia Record, We are told of a smart young woman hereabout who is re- ‘The girl can generally play first fiddle if she Itwas a perfect day. knows how to handle her beau.—Exchange. Fleecy clouds floated lazily across the azure gretting her smartness. depths of the heavens. Her lover said to her, | The Drummer “We are certainly dis- after she had been takes when “nerve” is weak, covered,” exclaimed teasing him, that he had a question to ask her. She tossed her fluffy head and said “any fool could ask questions.” He told her “* perhaps it would be just as well to let some fool ask it.” and To stimulate exhausted cheek, Bromo-Seltzer. the first sea-serpent in much agitation. The second saurian of the deep was at no pains to conceal his irrita- tion. “I felt sure something of the kind would occur, he ob- Flattery is sweet music to a woman, while real admiration is often tiresome.—A /bany Ar- gus. . . served, **if they didn’t took his hat and left. 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