Judge — August 25, 1894 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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SEASIDE SOCIETY NOTE. ‘The engagement between Miss Plumper and Mr. Lightly which we an- nounced last winter has, we understand, been broken off by request of the young lady, A VALUABLE RECIPE. +6 }HOW can 1 de- stroy the odor of fresh paint in my room ?” wrote the sub- scriber. “ Keep your fresh paint in the cellar,” re- plied the horse-editor, who was doing the in- formation columf that week. ACCEPTED THE TERMS. Customer—" Vow are things going at the auction ?* WE Auctioneer —" Oh, SUPERB RETALIATION. for Title or noghing. Mickey Donneity (bitterly) —" Laff on, Mary Ellen Customer—* Well, Ryan, Fill yerself ter de brim wid laff at me farder’s pants. you may knock that Hut, horty beauty, w'en yer looks on de swellin’ bosom of ‘em sideboard down to me filled wid Casey's apples ter-nite /'//do de scorn ack, an’ I'l pis, do it *ter beat de band’ too, See?” for nothing. E RROR beareth her ‘own scourge. THAT WOULD BREAK THE SABBATH. ¢+]_YNCH him!" shouted the crowd “No; wait until to-morrow, objected a man who wanted to gain time and save the culprit's life if pos- sible. “To-morrow will be Sunday,” re- plied one of the men. “We can't hang him then. You wouldn't have us break the sabbath, would you?” WI yar The victim was strung up without “eu aw Ke further delay. em aeieey Reo wee: A POWERFUL EXHORTER. STINGING COLLAPSE OF AN AIR-CASTLE. S¢D)ID the revivalist have a persta- Parsy (at the fresh-air fund excursion) —" Git onter sive’ way abouc hits 72 de squir''s nest, Chimmy. Jest ermagine yerself on fust a eresariee re «Very. Why, be base, playin’ agen de Hardly Ables. two men out in de ‘ery. Why, he converted a par- nint’innin’, an”me bringin’ yer in wid a terriffic (bifl !) — rot of twelve years’ experience.” comicbooks.com