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Indianapolis Journal, It is more blessed to give than to receive, and the fact that so many people are willing that others should have the blessing shows that people are not so selfish as some folks would have us believe.— Boston Transcript. “Who's your friend 2" asked Wilburn as companion paused and lifted his hat to a lady who drove by. ‘That isn't a friend,” said Mosser absent-mindedly ; ** that's my wife.""— Chicago Record. Afistress—"* What in the world is the matter with the twins?” Vurse—" Sure, [don’t know ; but from the way they've been frett ry: in’ all day it's my opinion that they've mixed theirselves up an’ can’t tell which is which Good Neves. My friend, the pretty school-mistress, says the Boston 7raveller, told a rather amusing story at the boarding-house yesterday. 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