Judge, 1894-08-11 · page 14 of 16
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This page is primarily **advertising and light humor**, not political satire. The main content includes: **"Give Me the Baby"** — A sentimental poem about maternal affection, accompanied by an illustration of a woman with children. Standard Victorian domestic sentiment, not satirical. **One Political Reference**: A brief quip mentions "Debs and Pullman make a great pair"—likely referencing Eugene Debs (labor activist) and George Pullman (railroad magnate) as opposing figures in labor disputes, presented as an unlikely pairing. **Bulk Content**: Patent medicine advertisements (cataract cures, tobacco cessation), travel promotions (Rock Island Route railroad), and subscription offers for Leslie's Weekly magazine. **Humor**: Mild wordplay about hens and setting eggs; a joke about a man wearing home a woman's hat after holding her head too long. This appears to be a typical Judge page from the 1890s-1900s mixing sentimental verse, minimal political commentary, and commercial advertising rather than sustained satirical content.
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GIVE ME THE BABY. Give me the baby to hold, my dear— ‘To hold and hug and to love and kiss. Ah, he will come to me, never a fear— ‘Come to the nest of a breast like this, As warm for him as his face with cheer. Give me the baby to hold, my dear. Debs and Pullman make a great pair, but, thank heaven ! it is the only one of the kind in the deck.—Chicago Post, ‘ The Harris Garter for men is the best in the world. & Stone of the famous oe ‘rate ar. : To be had at tho furnisher's, or RY @ handsome Gold-plated Wateh XN Fob With it, FXex gent postpaid on recelptot price. Wire Buckle Suspender Co., & “Don't Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life Away.” ‘The truthful, startling title of a book about No-to- bac, the only” harmless, guaranteed. tobacco-habit cure, If you want to quit and can’t, use“ No-to- bac.” Braces up nicotinized nerves, eliminates nico- tine poisons, makes weak men gain strength, weight, and vigor. Positive cure or money refunded. Book at druggists’, or mailed free. Address The Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago office, 45 Randolph St; New York, to Spruce St aa + | Trustfully yield him to my caress. “Bother,” you say. What! a bother to me? , To fill up my soul with such happiness ‘As the love of a baby that laughs to be Snuggled away where my heart can hear ! Give me the baby to hold, my dear. | ‘Ah, but his hands are grimed, you say, | ‘And would soil my laces and clutch my hair. | Well, what would pleasure me more, I pray, ‘Than the touch and tug of the wee hands there— | ‘The wee hands there and the warm face here? | Give me the baby to hold, my dear. A setting hen is quite anxious as to the out- come of her mission; she broods over it con- stantly.—Lowell Courier. DEAFNESS Lisle, 25e., Silk, £0c., ail colors. Send loc. for book, and receive :| Give me the baby? (Oh, won't you see? Qf. 0, Dept.) Willlamsport, Po. i} vices. Assist the deaf whe 2 i mewhere out where the green of Ss Vices failand: where Inedical skill has Le ‘ ‘! given no Tellef. 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