Judge — August 4, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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He squeezed his sweetheart’s slender hand And kissed her then and there ; For love is, all must understand, ‘A hand-to-mouth affair * Will you be mine?” he wildly cried, With looks and accents killing. * You bet,” the blushing girl replied, |. ‘If Eugene Debs is willing.” Louisville Times, Di my Mrs, Winstow’s Soornine Syxur for Chil- Teething; soothes the child, softens the s, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Ticea, 25 cents a bottle. dr Ladies should not cut gentlemen in the street | (or any other part of their anatomy), Ladies should not sit ina chair with weak legs, La- dies should not walk on empty stomachs.— | Memphis Social Gossip. It is fortunate for Colonel William Dalton that he is deceased—if he is. He would die of envy and'mortification to behold the manner |in which he has been outdone in the matter of holding up trains.— roy Press. | Cook's Imperial, | World's Fair, “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Dere’s a fine word,” said Plodding Pete as he laid down the piece of paper that had been wrapped around a ham sandwich, ‘* Dat's a fine word—procrastinate. What does it mean?” “It means ter put off.” "Does it? An’ ter ink of me bein’ procrastinated {"um six trains dis week, Well, well !"—Iashington Star, “What's the matter that there is no dinner ready?" asked the labor leader. ‘The cook quit,” replied the wife, leaning back in her chair and fanning gently,‘ Why didn’t you lxet it ready yourself? You know how well fall of the ness. understood ‘nothing but French, Record. ich one you could spare.” don’t know about that. icke y is."—Chicago Tribune, LAUGHING BABIES en is rare unless they are healthy. Now don't you do it, Mr. Debs— Don't tackle Uncle Sam. Neighbor—* Of course the children are a great deal of bother, and you've got a house wut if you were told you must lose one of your little ones you wouldn't know Mrs. Kneer— It seems to me if one of them had to go I'd a little rather it was He's harder on his pants than Tom- are loved by everybody. Good-nature in chil- Those raised on the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Con- densed Milk are comparatively free from sick- This milk is so easily prepared that im- proper feeding is inexcusable. Ten thousand thousand Johnny Rebs Can tell you that the projick, Debs, Ain't worth a “'tinker’s dam,” —Louisvitle Courier-Journal. Ars, Bongton (proud mother of the accom- plished girl-graduate)—'"* I hope, Alice, that you addressed that French count in tongue. What did he say in reply? He apologized and said he was is native Alico— ry, but he Chicago iges—"* Here comes the undertaker who Let's cross Griggs—" What's the matter?’ Briggs “The last time I was sick the doctor told '—Brooklyn Life, Just why the prettiest girl stays off him I couldn’t live, and I hate to burt his feel- of bi- cycles is one of the unfathomables.— Philadel phia Record, LOOKING FORWARD. ““T was with Debs,” the stranger said. Cried John Most, ‘Say no more, But stay and drink a schooner Within my humble door.” “As I remarked "—— began the tramp. “Nay, rest thee!" cried John Most. “Slave, bring the worthy anarchist Much beer and eggs on toast.”” “Tt was a bitter struggle "—— “Aye, truly,” quoth John Most “But ere thee tell thy story Eat, drink! I'll be thy host.” ‘The stranger ate voraciously ‘And quafied deep mugs of beer While John Most waited patiently ‘The thrilling tale to hear. “You were with Debs?" he asked at last, ‘The stranger cried, ** Sure, Mike! T took the Keeley cure with Debs ‘Two years before the strike.” New York Sun, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. Ina fair, square set-to between the Pullman company and its men it is probable that public sympathy would be overwhelmingly with the men; but the Pullman company had the good fortune this hitch to have reason on its side and Debs on the other.—Philadelphia Ledger. “There is one thing about me that I don't understand,” said Tommy thoughtfully, ** and that's why it is that making marks on wall- paper is such lots of fun and making ‘em in copy-books in school is such hard worl Toronto Mail, Jenough.” “Me? I'm out on a sympathetic strike with the cook."—/ndianapolis Journal, The most cruel thing a girl with a lot of money can do is to refuse to get married.— Atchison Globe, Pride is a universal attribute, Even the man who has nothing to be proud of is no doubt proud of the fact. —Boston Globe. For 1 Chafing, Sold in bottles by Druggists and Fancy Grocers. by refraining from ca ball team any further humiliation, — Washing- ton Post, some have that tired feeling thrust upon them, Middletown Conglomerate, exercise while their wives are sawing the wood. —Ram's Horn, you want. Orleans Picayun Pianos aro tho Bost. found the Sonmen sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— Come to think of it, we did the proper thing ing the Chicago base- Some men are born tired, some get tired, and There are men who go toa gymnasium for Be generous to an office-holder whose office Put yourself in his place.—New ‘The hog looked at the butcher With a sad and pensive air And asked, when near the packing-house, ** Will you meat me over there?” —Allanta Constitution, THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. Carrion=The buyiog pollic will please not cow Sot with one of @. similarly Two Brilliant Novels JUST OUT, YAN I Dook and news stat ‘on receipt of prico by a TOWN TOPICS, 208 bth Ave., N. ¥. gives strength! paneneat Served at all Fountains and Buffets., 3 Armour & Company, Chicago. DANDRUFF, Prickly Heat, ley accidents fore. 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