Judge — July 28, 1894 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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W. J, Aneate. Brennagy Giecam. TM. Guecory, Editor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE, ‘One copy, one year, or s2 numbers = $5.00 One'copy, six months, of 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy. fort3 weeks = Las Including the Cuurstwas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—Te (igm countries im the postal wi 5 ‘yea THe JuDog PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDcE But.nin), Cor, Fifth Ave, and 16th Street, New York. i fon 9-We guarantee advertizers a larger circulation than any other American satire eal paper published. sale at Brentano's Strand, London. Jondon : at Saar. Stephanstrasse Chancery Lane, tional $27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Junce are protected by copy- Fight in both the United States and Great Hritain, Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. 18 THE MIDST of life we are in Debs. URE, starvation needn't vex us while we have our Hogg of Texas. JOHN SHERMAN on the Pullman strike—“The colored porter must go." YOU MIGHT, when tired of “as it were,” substitute “so to speak.” Then die. SONG BY RANDY CHURCHILL “The she ever so foreign, there's none like Jerome. R. SINGERLY doesn’t expect to be elected. Singerly enough, that is not what he is running for. DEBS MADE the mistake of suppos- ing that he was president of the universe and all the outlying territory. WITHOUT LAW there cannot be reformation of any kind, and labor suffers most when law is broken. N VIEW of his numerous speeches and his firm front Senator Hill has been mentioned as Horatius una- bridged. THE DEMOCRACY should pline not David B. Hill alone. It ought to read its entire self out of its own party. lady. Well, weil! a pair of ladies’ brack scoundrel! wait till I git: oe wait!" Various STRIKES and investigations suggest that the only lucky fellows in this world are those who have gone out of it. LABOR SUFFERS from palpable wrongs; but it cannot right them by breaking the law which is every man’s safety and destroying property whose preservation is its own salvation, IT IS CURIOUS that the little town of Pullman should push its quarrel into every state, and that there should arise therefrom the theory that only local authority has a right to deal with it, Put that theory down as an error and a crime. HE QUESTION as to the rights of states and those of the federal government was fought out thirty years ago. There is no room here for any later Jefferson Davis, These states are a nation, and the president is commander-in-chief of its army and navy. A SAD SEQUEL. Macician (searching Mr. Jackson's pockets)—"" Va, ha! Flowers in every pocket, ch? You must be in love with some beautiful young li hose! Very nice present indeed.” Mrs. Jackson (from front r yo" home. Julia Johnson gits silk stockin’s an’ bouquets, wile yo" po’ wife Seben-cent socks an’ hab t' take in washin'! Oh, you brack hyppererit’, THIS HEN HATCHED DUCKS. THE TARIFF in the hands of the Democratic party is a homeless orphan. ‘There isn’t a Democrat in the country who cares to own it. The only thing in its favor is its radical protection, and that is death to the Chicago platform. ** Rattle its bones over the stones— ‘Tis only a pauper whom nobody owns.” SOME DIPLOMATIC ANARCHISTS, LARGE AMOUNT of property owned by Governors Altgeld, Stone, Lewelling, Waite and Pennoyer, who had formed a trust, was on fire, and the question arose as to which of several fire departments had a right to extinguish it. The discussion waxed hotter than the conflagration, and when it had ended the governors had torn themselves to pieces and the fire had burned all the property and gone six feet into the ground, HAVE WE A DESPOTISM? WE TRUST this will be a free country again, some day. The associ- ation with a grievance must not hope to make everybody mi all the time. It isereally the privilege of a citizen to ride in such he prefers, serve such a creed as he pleases, and labor or go idle ai ible Fs as cording to his own selection. This isn’t such an infernally despotic country that a thousand men have the right to control the movements of all the rest of us. PEACE THROUGH TRIBU- LATION. N ACT OF COURTESY from Germany to France, the touch of nature which makes the world akin, creates good feeling which puts war far away. When peace is so easy why should there ever be war? Somebody. who thinks so far in advance of his time as to be absurd, suggests that the golden rule will eventually bring capi- tal and labor peacefully together—and if not that what will? Let us have faith in mankind and in the promise that the sword will some day become an implement of industry and pea THE LOW ART OF NAG- GING, SOMETHING TOO MUCH of a good thing. The persistent fol- lowing of Richard Croker by reporters instructed to annoy him as much as possible’ has nothing in it of dignity or aie play. Any innocent man afflicted h the enmity of a newspaper mi made to suffer in the same way, eno legal remedy. The Sareporters are paid to be impertinent and insulting in detail, outside of the insult of their intolerable espionage. There is a personal malice here of which a great newspaper ought to be ashamed. FAIR PLAY FOR ALL, HOW WOULD it be for capital in making its combinations to pro- vide for fair wages for the labor it employs? The people are willing to pay fair prices for good goods, and do not ask that labor shall suffer to put money in their purses. The opposing interests of capital might, if they would, unite on scales of wages that would be just to labor; and th: would be cheaper and better than these persistent strikes, which are in some cases as unavoidable as they are lamentable. cheap workers and cheap voters. THE RULE OF THE COMMUNE. A TAX ON INCOME is a penalty against enterprise and success. It is Robin Hood come again with the theory that it is right to rob the rich in behalf of yourself and the poor. It is communism, because it assumes that it is wrong for one to own more than another. It will pre ently strive to abolish ownership, after the manner of those labor organi zations which insist that you shall control only in their way the property you have honora It is populism, It goes straight to anarchy. Heaven help us! it is the doctrine of the great party which holds the three branches of the federal government. we. pale with excitement)—" Oh, yo" Dat's whar yo" money goes. iS not a nation of achieved, comicbooks.com