Judge, 1894-07-21 · page 13 of 16
Judge — July 21, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal satirical content. The page consists almost entirely of product advertisements interspersed with brief humorous filler items. The main cartoons/jokes are short, generic quips about everyday life: - A recurring joke about people claiming "our nights are cool" despite heat - Husband-and-wife banter about spending and vice-giving - Brief one-liners about unpopular characters and fishing **Notable advertisements:** - W.L. Douglas shoes ($3.00) - The Tureniat bicycle wheel - "Notobac" tobacco-cessation product - Vino de Salud tonic wine - Overman Wheel Company bicycles - Various grain brokers and camera dealers The **political reference** is minimal: one poem addresses Congress and tariff debates, reflecting turn-of-century trade policy concerns. Overall, this appears to be a standard Judge issue mixing light humor with commercial advertisements rather than sustained political satire.
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“OUR NIGHTS ARE COOL." No matter where you choose to go, o THE exsT. From Maine clear down to Mexico, (0) ea We don’t know why they tell us so, But yet it is the rule $5. SORDOVAN, For people everywhere to say ete SDA In some quiet, reassuring way, 3g S59 ECAR “Oh, yes. it's hot here through the day, $S.SPOLICE,3 Sotes. But then our nights are cool.” We've heard this story till we're loath To disbelieve it under oath. We may be deaf or dumb, or both, But still we're not a fool, We quite believe if one should go To Satan's burning realm below He'd say," Our days are hot, you know, | ‘You can eave money by wearing tho But then our nights are cool.” | 'W. L. Douglas $3.00 Shoe. — Chicago Journal, ro aro tho largest manufactarers of i echoes in the world, and guaranteo thel : : See ee ame and rice’on the | ‘Don't Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life Away.” ‘bottom, which protect you against high prices and The truthful, startling title of a book about No to the middleman’s prot, Our ahoes equal custom | pac, the only harmless, guaranteed tobacco-habit | work in style, ea ay ating and weartog qualities. | Cure. “It you want to quit and cant, use “Noto. Wenavo them sold everywhere atlower pricesfor | bac." Braces up nicotinized nerves, eliminates nico- Seen oarraane yaatecca” | tine poisons. makes weak men gain srengUh, weght | siitute, I yourdealer cannot supply you, wean. | and vigor. Positive cure or money refunded. SE Book at druggists’, or mailed free. Address The| A woman never gets along with the driver | String, Remedy Co."Chicago office, «5 Randolph of a milk-wagon more than three months.—|°"* Lie pelaks Tw “T wonder what makes Higby so unpopular?” “T give it up; but it isa fact. Why, that man is so disliked that he can't even get a bite when | he goes fishing."—/ndianapolis Journal. He—"' Mary, this milliner’s bill is unusually large ; I thought we had decided to be econom- ical.” Ske—"'And we have been ; haven't you is ball bearing, set given up smoking and horse-racing and the G iastectcups playing $I club ?"—Lippincott: against steel cones, Running easy—riding easy. Mo whee! has better material, better nish, Congress, congress, better design than the Tureniat. Up to date Give ts your answer, do. and guaranteed. Write today for catalogue We're half crazy oF sijlen prices ee. ‘Waiting to hear from you. The Ames and Frost Company, Chicago. $| tt won't be so hard to bear if You'll make up your mind on the tariff, = | We don't know where ‘orbett and Jackson talk and blow We're at. So there! PHILADELPHIA “CHICAGO - DETROUTs smn holes in the atmosphere until it resembles’ a Nor you don’t either, too. SI | 2: Paci Carnegie armor-plate.— Utica Observer, i — Surategian, “SAN FRANCISCO — LoS ANGELES— PORTLAND. XS VICTOR saset 2m sree FZITUUUUTCTCCUCTTTTTTCTTTTTRTTTI There isa striking similarity between Pren- dergast’s public appearances and the farewell concerts of distinguished songsters.—Rochester Herald. a ots 3 WALL STREET! (WINE OF HEALTH.) Ser ‘i IT 18 conREcT. Composed of the purest * L: Wine of Spain and an with Patent Perrin Puttona, ane arin ecadesieesmnteamae | oppure suosarouy mw wat, staeer BEST QF ALL ssisioris' at peat na bestia tia ad x TwRovuGH oun di jleep, tor 1d health to the entire system. Co-operative R.R. Stock Syndicate, | TONIC WINES Le Gripne Sud malaria aro conquered by it. enn ornSateeatendmans tare Prot Retet wih Minimum Rots | Imported by ROCHE & CO, 609 6th Ave, and 120 Broadway, New York. —__________"__"___| “prospectus ant patty Martet Letter” atatled Tree, Est ate A cynical observer remarks in the Post Ex. Pere coo . { SUMMER RESORTS. pres tat sat woman needs nowadays is "not HIGHEST Ke ENCE. |< so much a higher grade of education as a high. — ez? "HE WHEEL” SHARON HOUSE * grade of usba husband, WEINMAN & CO., > is 2 en Tatege, | Stock and Grain Brokers, Sea SHARON SPRINGS, N. ¥. No, 41 BROADWAY, NEW YORK CITY. Tie Black Mig.Co.| | , Most. modern, hotel a6 this Pople te Sppliea: ton. Ene Pes) ns THOMAS K. SHARP, Proprietor. Wife—" How people gaze at my new dress ! I presume they wonder if I've been shopping in Paris," //usband—"* More likely they wonder if i gota nk. —, 5 Seem T’ve been robbing a bank." —New York Weekly. | 5.0.37. ¥-8N tae Salt MOSS fone BRT Oe Musician—"' Well, what do you think of my EVERY TOURIST new piece?” Critic—'* It needs ventilating.” Musician—"* What do you mean?” Critic— “Why, the air is bad."— Chicago Record. Send postal giving address and receive one of our Illustrated Catalogues. SHOULD OWN THE JULY NUMBEK OF ah E. &H.T. 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