Judge, 1894-07-14 · page 13 of 16
Judge — July 14, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. The main content includes: **"No Place Like Church"** (center cartoon): A domestic scene showing a husband declining church attendance, preferring a nap at home. The humor relies on the era's assumption that church was obligatory social duty—his preference for rest over religious observance satirizes both masculine laziness and the performative nature of Sunday worship among the middle class. **Other advertisements** include: - Hires Root Beer (temperance beverage, appealing to the anti-alcohol movement) - Buffalo Bill's Wild West show - Heublein cocktail mixers (ironic juxtaposition with temperance messaging) - White-Linen collars, cycles, and watches The "Nervous" column opening and horse-sense joke about veterinary college are filler content. The page reflects early 1900s consumer culture and social attitudes about temperance, domesticity, and commercialized entertainment.
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Nervous Are you, can’tsleep, can’t eat, tired, thirsty? Blood poor? It’s a tonic you want— Hir e€ Ss Yn iueneoe Thissparkling, exhilarating, and re- freshing drink, e.vnile being far more agreeable in bouquet and flavor than the finest wine or champagne, is at the same time unlike them, being free from alcohol. ‘A temperance drink for temperance ple,deiiciousand wholesomeas well. Purifies the blood, tickles the Package makes five gallons. Ask your storekeeper for it. Take no substitutes. E. Hires Send 2-cent stamp to Cha: ‘tifal pic- €0., Philadelph a, for bea turé-cards. Buffalo Bill's Wild West AND CONGRESS OF ROUGH-RIDERS OF THE WORLD. Ambrose Park, South Brooklyn, ADJOINING 39th STREET FERRY (New York end of which is at the foot of Whitehall street, Battery). Twice Daily, Rain or Shine, 3 and 8.15 P.M. DOORS OPEN AT 1 AND-O.15 P. m1. _ Admission, so cents, Children half price. Central Grand Stand Chairs, 75 cents and 1. 20,000 covered, seats HOW TO GET THERE: zathSt,Ferey, Whitehall st. the most direct route frye Batiery to camprgates ‘ut accessible {rom all Yors, cia Batter and elevated ‘and in Brooklyn. Popular restaurant a feature. ‘all Ferries and. Brooklyn Bridge ‘Surface cars connecting therewith “Of what institution of learning is youn, Jaysmith a graduate?” “1 don't kuow, but Should judge of some veterinary college. “Then you do give him credit for displaying some horse-sense, do you?"— Buffalo En- guirer. It is rarely that a man has the good fortune to en- ater a birtender wito ites! a uniformly, good hen he does discover this paragon it ma betthat he is seldom within reach. Or ifone is his ‘own cocktail creator he has too often bad the sad ex- perience of finding the bitters, the vermouth, or some Other essential, "Just out”; and this plight will occur in his thirstiest moments. ‘All this is avoided by having a case of the Heublein Club Cocktails ia their call. ‘They are made of abso- lately pure, well-matured liquors, compounded in ac- curate provortions, and are deliciously blended. You find them atall leading grocers For yachts, camps, picnics, or the bachelor’s cupboard they are’a bless: {hg undisguised, and are pronounced a household necessity by those who know what a good cocktail is, A minister's wife once said that she disliked living in a certain town near Boston because, though it had the quiet of the grave, it lacked its peace. ‘There are one thousand good talkers to one good thinker.—Chicago Herald, LOW RATES TO DENVER, COLORADO, ‘The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company will sell round-trip excursion tickets to Denver, Colorado, from all points on its lines east of the Ohio River, July 19th, 20th and 21st, good for return on trains leaving Denver July 27th, August 2d and 25th; tickets will also be sold to Denver August 8th, gth and roth, valid for return passage on trains leaving Denver Au- gust 19th, 25th and September 13th, ‘The rate from New York will be $47.75; Philadelphia, $47 75; Baltimore, $17.40: Washington, $47.40, and correspondingly low rates from ail other points. Passengers taking the Baltimore and Ohio have a choice of routes, going via Pittsburg, Akron and Chicago; via Grafton, Bellaire and or via Parkersburg, Cincinnati and St. is; double daily service of express trains, with Pullman sleeping and dining cars on all routes. For more detailed information, address C. P. Graig, G. E. P. A, 415 Uroadway, New York, White-Linen Collar Neg beg | If you wear one you will buy no other. | class farnishers sell them. The most stylish, comfortable and durable manufactured is the 5 K te‘Thinner Thickness” 840,000 now in use. All first Rudyard Kipling’s mother said of her son that he was a clever man, but that he should never be allowed to talk.” He should be used as a dictionary and consulted when required. A lady said to Charles Sumner that he should never have married, as his self-conceit was so intense as to make it bigamy. It’s the egotist who first complains of ego- tism.— Mest Union (Lowa) Gazette. SUMMER NUIIBER NOW READY. Price, i Cents. 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