Judge — July 14, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A CHARMING BOOK. | A very charming little book, for information | and as a guide, is“ Holidays in England, which treats, in’ pictures and type, of the ca- thedral cities, the Tennyson and Dickens coun- try, and the homes of thespilgrim fathers. It is edited by Percy Lindley, author of * Walks in Holland,” etc., and published at 379 Broad- way, and may be ordered through any book- seller. 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Mr. Dawson saw } So he straigh ir of righteous j means dis," said me right in dividi I'm out on strike, | nat, dignation, De boys didn’t treat up de beer las’ night, an’ See?'—Jndianapolis Jour from the best selected leaf grown, regard- less of cost, and is pre-eminently | ‘THE GENTLEMANS SMOKE} MARBURG Bros. BALTIMORE, Ma. ican Tobuceo Co. Successor. “If Tshould ask you to lend me five pounds what would happen?’ Prospective victim (terse- ly)—"" Oh, nothing." —London Tid- Bits. ‘The old camel-back engine has been placed in the world’s-fair art palace. Now if a few of those impressionist igs could be put in a round-house things would be evened up.— Chicago Times. Tramp—"''m very much obliged for that piece of fresh bread you gave me, mum.” Young “You are welcome. Tramp — It_ was a little too doughy to eat, mum, but it tightened my leaky shoes up elegant."—New York Weebly, For Cripple Creek Gold Field: investments write Frank G, Peck, Colorado Spri..gs, Colo- rado. Keference, Exchange National Bank, If you want to find out the duration of any night or day do this: Multiply the time of the sun's rising by two and you will get the length of the night. Multiply the time of his setting by two and you will get the length of the day. You have only to get the solar time correctly and make the multiplication suggested, When you find it in the sun it is so.—Brooklyn sles ‘Travelers’ headaches quickly cured by Bromo- Seltzer. Sold on train by Union News Co. “Why do you use such peculiar terms?” asked a lawyer's wife of her husband, who had returned home worn out by his day's labors. *Tdon't see how you could have been working all day like a horse."” ‘Well, my dear,” he replied, ** I've been drawing a conveyance all day. Isn't that working like a horse ?’—Green Bag. 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Little Jennie—* What's become of that pair of scissors, mamma?” Her mother—" Don't say ‘pair of scissors,’ dear; simply ‘ scissors" is sufficient.” Little Jennie—"* How much did they cost, mamma?"” Mer mother—" Twenty. five cents a pair, dear." —South Boston News. STANDARD Are the Best In Design, Material, Workmenship and Finish. “ATT DPULAR WE! $100 to $135. Handsome Catalogue FREE on application REMINGTON ARMS COMPANY, 313-315 Broadway, New York. Manutacturers of the Remington Fire Arms, of ‘world-wide reputation. TRUSSES. oxer 0 years devoted exconvely tothe manufacture esORanZ SPH deca ae ao thea a ft been ‘contined to thelr Hed for 10 years cular. "No.2 Clinton Ave., Albany, Ne ¥. TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURE. ‘Correspondence solletted, yanager, S21-G22 Nirk Dullding, Syracuse, N. ton dovox. FOR DELICACY For purity, and for improvement of the com- plexion nothing equals Pozzoni's Powder, KICKERS FOR VOTERS. SRLMA, ALA., June 21, 1854. To the Judge Publishing Co. Dear sirs—I desire the agency of your kick- ing machine as portrayed on the first page o your issue of the 23d inst. There are many. many voters in this country who are in need of one, and some of us should use it double- rigged. Yourstruly, —C, L, Howarn. a Sie er BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN 18, SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. , The Club Gecktails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND CIN, ‘TOM CIN and VERMOUTH,. For the Yacht, For the Sea Shore, For the Mountains, For the Fishing Party, For the Camping Party, For the Summer Hotel, For everywhere that a delicious Cocktall ts Sy appreciated, We preter that you shoud bay Of your dealer; If he dacs not keep them we E> will weod a selection of four bottles, prepald, for $60. Yor sale by all Drugglsts and Dealers, 6, F. 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