Judge — July 7, 1894 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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dpe. Baxwnann Guinn, TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA In ADVANCE One copy, one year, or st numbers - $5.00 One copy, for-ry weeks - 3 rears) Including the Curtstas Jubos. POREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all for- cigm countries im the pottal wai ‘$6.0 year, THe Jupoe PUBLISHING COMPANY (June Burne) Cor, Fifth Ave, and 16th Street, New York. WW guarantee advertivers a larger circulation than any other American satire. cal paper published. Linrany and Juvcr’s Quarraxty are all for sale at Brentane’ Iper sustth. Atnsiee & Co.,25 Newcastle itreet, Strand, London nat News Co., Breams Building. Ch London: at Saar- D jews Co, Stephanstrasse $27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juv in both the United States and Great Britain. promptly and vigorously prosecuted. are protected by copy- Infringement of this copyright will be THERE IS NOTHING in this town so safe as crime. One Soph, slr onthe: cr so nurabers “50. THE GREATEST CURE YET. CROCKER. HEIR got four hundred thousand dollars for keeping sober five years, and at the end of another five years of sobriety will get four hundred thousand more. We don’t know of any gold-cure that goes ahead of that. Organize temperance societies of that kind and in ten days we shall be such a nation of teetotalers that the professional reformers will have to go td.work to get a living. VIRGINIA IN THIS CENTURY. PAPER in Lynchburg, Virginia, urges an ordinance for that town which shall keep commercial travelers from visiting it. To be en- tirely consistent it should bar the town against all strangers, since, like the travelers, they pay no taxes and build no houses, though they may be obliged to patronize the local hotels. And then the rest of the United States should build a wall around itself and bar out Lynchburg. OH, NO! ELEN GOUGAR says Miss Anthony is a hoodoo to the cause of woman's rights, and invites her to step aside and let a younger woman take her place. There is something so dastardly in that propo- sition that a mere man would never be guilty of it. Suffrage with Miss Anthony retired, after her long agony in behalf of suffrage, would be the rankest injustice. She has won the vic- tory and she must have the lioness’s share ON THE FOURTH tet no boy or woman omit their bangs. UESTION by the cheap joker on the Fourth— Oh, say, can you see?” [NVESTIGATION as to the death of a Mr. Haberkorn shows that he was like- wise troubled with tuberculosis, E_ EXPECT to sce this town desert- ed by its police. They will go to Europe to escape the income-tax. THE FOURTH is a bad day for the Caves and the Rossers, but they can at least cheer for the starry portion of the old banner. DAVID B. HILL is getting into mighty good company. We observe that an Ohio McKinley club has made him an honorary member. $6] DO NOT believe that I'ean get any- thing there,” says the thirsty man, looking at an open bar, “ because it doesn’t seem to be closed.” HCEBE COUZINS Says it was a Couzins who discovered Americ. and not a Coluinbus. “That woman will be quarreling with the queer of Sheba next. x . Mamay Wastit: MB: GILROY says that as a private citizen “Mr. .Croker-has a right to go where he pleases, Well, now, Mr. McKane isa privater citizen’ than Croker is, and he can’t. Ss NOBODY,” says the Wine and Spirit Gazette, “ever heard of the saloon as an organized political power until prohibition sought to suppress it.” Here is food for thought. Even the worm of the still will turn, . TWENTY MEN of a western Coxey army were drowned in an effort to expedite their movement on Washington: -Not a namie of the party was known, and probably not a tear was shed for them. ‘They made twenty holes in the water, and the next moment they were as totally gone as if they had never lived, And that is Coxeyism large and small. HE ANNUAL ARTICLE tel the newspapers. ig you how to keep cool appears in all It has nothing new, but its reproductior: is attended Perhaps the best way to keep cool ay would be for the toiling editor not Let this editor be merciful to himself and thereby merciful to with hard work and a fevered brain. is not to read it; but a still better to write it. his readers. EXISTING PROOF. 3TON —"* Doan” Yo" lit t!'me, yo" hyppercrit” chile! “Lsmell "b4ccah-smoke, shuah as yo’ am born;” of the glory. GREAT PEACE OR GREAT WAR, MB: TURPIN of France has given his native land a gun that will shoot twenty-five thousand shots a minute, and would probably with a fair chance wipe out the German army in a quarter of an hour. Happily, however, one inventor provides against the contingencies cre- ated by another, and Germany has several kinds of bullet-proof coat which would discourage any destructive in the world. The methods of the close of the century are very destructive or very safe—you can guess it out for yourself. SOME SULTANS. HEN A SULTAN dies the first Qfecstion relates not necessarily to the woman at the bottom of ‘it, but to the individual, probably of the other sex, who killed him, Abdul Aziz of Turkey. was choked to death by somebody, and there is doubt as to the cause of the sudden de- parture of Muley Hassan of Morocco, who is succeeded by a son of the same name as the unfortunate Turk. It is surprising that these royal murders should occur in this century, but there is compensation in the thought that there are many rulers who ought to be killed who still Survive, HE SHALL GNASH HIS TEETH. A. MAGEE of Winnipeg, Manitoba, writes us that the men of his country are “athletes who will never be annexed, but if it comes to a fight are not afraid to face a nation that is rapidly degenerating into two classes, paupers and fools.” It hurts us to be called names like that; but we could stand it if Mr. Magee hadn't previously stated that he had paid for-and read the JUDGE five years. Of several million persons he is the poorest. scholar we have, and when Uncle Sam annexes his mean old country-he shall;be pitched into the outer darkness, blarst his tarry top- lights! THE LATER RUNYMEDE, SRE KING JOHN of this period is the universal man. This man is no longer all-powerful, however, He has compromised and conciliated in behalf of the ballot for many western women, and there is a fair pros- pect that he will concede the ballot in due season to all the women of this government. The sex have called him down and presented their magna charta, and he must sign to-day or to-morrow. This is progress, whether the change is wholly wise or only partially so; and on this independence day every woman should swing her bonnet and cheer her loudest cheer for the banner that will presently wave o'er the land of the free and the enfranchised slave. comicbooks.com