Judge, 1894-07-07 · page 15 of 16
Judge — July 7, 1894 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** with minimal satirical content. The page features numerous commercial advertisements (cameras, bicycles, patent medicines, railroads, hotels) typical of late-19th-century periodicals. The few editorial items include brief joke snippets: - A quip about a bride returning home for old clothes after three weeks of marriage - A comment on a woman's "remarkable coolness" during a house fire—she saved only a ten-pound block of ice - A preacher appointed as a "whisky-gauger" (tax official), with a joke about the phrase "to the pure, all things are pure" A small cartoon labeled "THEIR LITTLE JOKE" depicts two men (appears to be working-class figures) with text about a tailor collecting a bill—though the humor is now obscure. The page reflects Judge's era: mixing genteel domestic humor, railroad culture, and commercial medicine advertisements. No major political figures or events are referenced; the satire is mild and apolitical.
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S.W. CORNER 39°" ST. cand IStAve. oT If your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from us. UNDOUBTEDLY TRUE, The “New York and Chicago Lim- ited " is the successor to the New York Central's famous “Exposition Flyer” between New York and Chicago, every day in the year. Leaves Grand Central Station, New York, at 10:30 a.m. to-day. Arrives Lake’ Shore Station, Chicago, at 9:30 at 5:30 p.m, to-day. Arrives Grand Central Station, New York, at 6:30 p.m. to-morrow. This is the most comfortable and most interesting thousand- mile rai road ride in the world, as it is over the great Four-Track Trunk Line of the United States, through the beautiful Mohawk Valley, and along the historic Hudson River, via “AMERICA’S GREATEST RAILROAD.” A Nashville paper accuses some one of * planting a opas-tree in the bowels of the re- ‘The culprit should at once be appre- ‘This seems to threaten a case of national appendicitis. — Utica Observer. eeguall fr al Peres wth Dest a Teer ma Should your dealer not have it, send 20 cents in stamps for a sample cake to MULHENS& KROPFF, New York,U.8, Agents, | HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONA, PAPER WARDHOUSB. Now 31 5% Sand Si East Houston Street, Puck Balldtng, Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekinan Strect, New Yor ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE 70 ORDER, DEER PARK? OAKLAND On the Crest of the Alleghanies, Main Line B, & O. R. R.. Season opens June 23, 1894. Rates, $60, $75 and $90 a month, accord- ing to location. “Address GEORGE D. DeSHIELDS, Manager, Cumberland, Md... up to June 10; after that date, either Deer Park or Oakland, Garrett County, Md. A4x5 MAGAZINE CAMERA Carrying 12 Plates, FOR K S10. Leather Covered. Compact. [email protected]. ANTHONY & co., 591 Broadway, NEW YORK When a bride has been married about three | weeks she begins to send home for the old clothes she refused to take with her.—Aschison “Remarkable coolness Tootsey's played when their house was burning.” *? What did she do?” ** Carried out a ten-pound piece of ice all alone." —/nter-Ocean. Grummer—" The longer I live the worse the world seems to get.” Gay—"* Never mind old man; perhaps it will do better after you are out of it.""—/udianapolis Journal. ‘A Methodist. preacher has been appointed a whisky-gauger at Peoria, probably on the | ground that to the pure all things are pure.— Chicago Times. EAFNESS D “(UES ESR RENAN Safe, com! cares ave no wire’ oy iriog atta ILRON BAR DRUM co. Louisville, Ky fortable, tn: bh GOOD TIRE ‘on any Bicycle és to the pleasure of cycling. H secure—eam trust It. Sud You Is the ‘6. & J.” Pneumatic || | OUGHEST AWARD AT WORLD'S PAIR) simplest and safest made—corrugated Seaslipping surface. RAMBLER BICYCLES ALL HAVE “@, 64." TIRES, talorve free at Rambler ageacies—ty mail torive cont samper’ ‘Somnecey Shere a ington ‘Talk about raining pitchforks!" gasped Putshot as his car disappeared in the distance ; “it's nothing to hailing horse-cars."— Yale Record. | Ny MORE GRAY HAIR aieral ctor nigh eth Aves NY. ‘reatiseon the halr sent on. hale ona¥ om apelicalice FREE. TRADE MARK ORAKER: H.C C+ ren & TROY.’ N.Y. RUPTURE CURED WITH oar Improved Elastic Trass. Worn with ease gut and day. ictal the rupthire under the bard eat exercise oF se¥erest strain, Exai in'wttendance for ladies be IMPROVED ELASTIC TRUSS C $89 and 824 Broadway, Cor, 12th BL, Ne Liebig COMPANY'S An invaluable product made from the finest beef the world produces. Extract of Beef LEADING HOTELS. THEIR ‘LITTLE JOKE. Weary Br.i.—"'I heard yer iailor called on yer at yer office wid his bill ; did yer pay him?" Nevan Sweatt —"'I had ter actooly tell him a lie, get me weekly allowance.’ I sez I didn't | _ [We recommend all hotels advertised in Juvcr.] | NEW YORK CITY. Brevoort House, Filth Argnue (near Washington square), New York, 0. BY Lise. propriet. NEW YORK CITY. Grand Union Hotel, Bunorean Pian (Opposite Grand Central Depot aadat), NewVork. Keome $: Bacrezr to and from Grand Ce ALDANY, N. ¥. Keele ‘Maiden Lane, Albany. WASHINGTON, D.C, Hotel Arno. Aunnican ‘ab Euworeaw Plax. Strictly first-class, “ASTON, PA. United States Hotel. H. A. Havoen, Choice and elegantly-fuinished "Pible ot euperor exechenses lay and upwards al depot free European Hotel. FOR STEADY NERVES AND GOOD SLEEP, USE Bromo= ALSO CURES ALL HEADACHES. Seltzer. TRIAL BOTTLE, 10c. FOR SALE ON ALL TRAINS BY UNION NEWS COMPANIES’ AGENTS, Press oF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK, LADIES! ! fee Cs Teas ? oY kinds of premi: Fires. ate Club Agents, by gett foc our’ celebrated ‘goods: es iaddrena THR GREAT auEEIcAN TEA 0. P.O, Box 20, ‘Land 33 Vesey 8t, N.Y. comicbooks.com