Judge — June 9, 1894 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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UNITED STATRS AND CANADA IN ADVANCE Une copy, one year, or s2 numbers - $5.00 jx months, of 26 numbers - 2.50 ne copy. forty weeks = hay Tncluding the Cwuistwas Junce FURRIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS— To all for “qiem countries im the postal union: $6 a ye THe JuDGe PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupGE Bur Cor, Fifth Ave, and 16th Street, New York. C07 We guarantee advertivers a Larger circulation than any other American satirs- sal paper published. The Jouce, Joocr’s I Avenue de lOper us The International News Ce bach's Nore Bare 18, Leipsic Cable fede £27 NOTICE TO PURLISHERS.—The contents of Junce are protected by copy: ‘eagtit in both the United States and Great Iritain, Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THE HON 100. TY of the Carnegie company has that kind of MA8GOT TENNANT is thought by some to be the soul of the British cabinet also. ‘O A PRIMA - DONNA — Good- morning. husband this moru Have you taken a new ng? BROTHER TALMAG three times tried as by fire. and has been found guity every time. YRANNY — That law which forbids a day's fishing to the small boy when it rains, THE MEDICINE prescribed by Doctor Rice was taken with a grimace and didn’t do any good. PERHAPS it never occurred to arah Grand that in denouncing all men she unavoidably denounces all mothers, domestic ++ Ho-HuMr sighed Mr. Wilson when he saw the senate tariff- 's a wise father that knows his own child.” have it forwarded to the DISTUKIRD POKKIGNEK: already.” © NOT make your new building fire-proof.. ‘The insurance com- panies are not taking risks on that kind of property. now. LET Us BE JUST. Boston doesn’t have as great fires as Chicago and “The Two Orphans,” but there are more of them. R! . SAGE. thinks the Lord will be on the side of a new Brook- lyn tabernacle, and likewise provide for the “interest. on’ that money. is vour br ‘THE MAKE-UP of Ellen Terry as a grandmother needs to be elaborate in order to deceive; and may she remain as young until she is as a grandinother as she is an actress. HEN MISS MARTINOT gets thirty-six thousand dollars at an auction sale of her superfluous garments and bric-A-brac we see what it is to be a versatile and conscientious actress HE GOULDS are contented with the best yacht, but the Astors must have their comets and their trips to other worlds. It gances that are wearing out the patience of the marching s these extrava- bonds. IT WAS SAFE. Cirek—" There has been a mistake made, gone to Milltown, New Vork, instead of Milltow: ght place. Pethaps some one has been and got it EKK (fatientl)—"* You know that no one but your brother could “Tut somebody of the same name might "—— her's name?” * Vasilli Ozeretzkofisky.” THE KING AS A SPORT, CONTEMPORARY laments, speaking of,horse- racing, that the sport of kings has become the sport of gamblers. * Does it happen to recall a king who wasn’t a gambler? Is gambling not a part of that kind of supreme office-holding, and is there not added to it a large amount of superfluous marrying? Let us sometimes mention kings without ejacula- tions and notes of admiration, LIVE AND LET LIVE. THE WOMEN of Livingston Manor, New York, have signed a pledge not to buy for apparel any material costing more ‘than twenty-five. cents a yard. They mean well, but if all women were to take the same’ course some millions of working men and women would be thrown out of employment. Money was made for circulation, and the prudence or meanness that hoards it is injustice to those who have to earn it or die. THE WORST LAW-BREAKERS. THE LAW has twice married and twice divorced a pretty woman of the stage, and another divorce will doubtless be granted her in due season, The law is severe on minor offenders who have limited funds, but it is good for miracles of metcy that are liberally paid for. Not that the law is purposely unjust, but a lawyer of ingenuity will find a way to break any law in the books. That is his profession, and he is happie« the more laws he renders void and beneath contempt. PARALYSIS OR JINGOES? [TIS POSSIBLE to be too infernally peaceful and unambitious. It may be as bad as the opposing evil called jingo. We didn't want Hawaii, we can get along without Samoa if Ger- many doesn’t want her, and Nic thieves may steal American property and honor in taking possession of the projected canal; but if anybody tweaks Walter Gresham's nose the insult will be resented by the country no matter how ardently Walter begs for peace. THE BEST WAY TO KILL. THE CHAIR for murderers has greatly simplified the legal taking of human life. The curiosity attending the business has died out, and within a few weeks several criminals have been killed with the slightest attention from the newspapers, a paragraph or two by telegraph being all the no- tice they got. The killing is done expeditiously and thoroughly, and the rope for such purposes has come to be looked upon as barbarism. We mention this because many wise news- papers declared when the chair was nd your package has first used that it must be abolished. New Jersey, f will LABOR AND LAZINESS. THE COXEY PROBLEM has set- tled itself. The lazy bummers have faded out as organizations, re- solved themselves into particles of dirt, and left as evidence of their experi- ment merely a few rags and the tired feeling which attended it. If it had been a demonstration of labor there would have been danger in it; but it was instead an exhibition of aimless depravity and egotistical ignorance. The labor element will never make itself ridiculous in that way; but there are about one hundred and fifty thousand coal-miners who protest urgently and honestly that they cannot work hard and live on eighty cents a day. THINK AGAIN, CHARLES. Ti 1E. BALLOT-BOX will confer more protection upon woman than she has now, and she needs it). The woman tax-payer can assist in shap- ing the legislation that calls for her money, and the woman worker will eventually get more for her labor than the starvation wages allotted her in too many instances as things are, It means more independence for women, and in consequence a broader virtue. It therefore seems strange that Dr. Parkhurst should speak sneeringly of woman suffrage, and invent the term manhoodmania, which is flippant enough to be villainous. The church has some leaders who believe more in a whim of the late Mr. Paul than in any plain matter of latter-day fair play. comicbooks.com